ITT: things you learned from Veeky Forums

ITT: things you learned from Veeky Forums

>white people domesticated fucking aurochs while stupid niggers cant even domesticate zebras
>mongols conquered nothing but grass and decaying fractured states and were completely stopped in their tracks by European castles
>vikings were bluepilled cowards who lost to the slightest bit of resistance
>Rurik was Finnish and vikings had nothing to do with Rus'
>Christianity spread completely peacefully, and was the only religion in the world to do so
>modern Jews are descended from Khazars and have nothing to do with ancient Israelites, who were white and all converted to Christianity
>Sumerian is an Altaic language, but the Indo-European bias in the field of linguistics is preventing it from being recognized as so

Other urls found in this thread:

armeniangenocidedebate.com/russian-account-armenian-genocide
polatkaya.net/Hallstatt.htm
thefreelibrary.com/Was Joan of Arc genetically male?-a0192646453
realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/White_people.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitulatio_de_partibus_Saxoniae
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Crusades
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Crusade
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Identity
youtube.com/watch?v=wOmjnioNulo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_pagans_in_the_late_Roman_Empire
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>vikings were
Traders and sailors who robbed when it was opportune, like when they could bully some qt celtic monk boys and take their relics
Just like everybody else
The reactionary backlash to all those years of people perpetuating viking memes is just as gay

>Germans are barbaric savages who ruin everything they touch
>Axes fucking suck and nobody used them for combat

>swords (!) fucking sucked

>the eternal Kraut trying to destroy Europe
>the eternal Anglo trying to sabotage the world
>Guns, Germs and Steel is leftist propaganda
>ethnic groups can be traced back until the creation of the universe without problem
>Africa never had kingdoms or states before colonizing

Poles are Sarmatians, not Slavs.

>HRE was neither Holy, nor Roman, nor Empire

Can the Roman empire be called Roman when most of its population and emperors weren't ethnic Romans?

Slavs are East Germanics, not Slavs.

>Ethnic
>Romans

NOI A FOST ROMANI SI CĂCAT

As in people born and/or descended from the traditional inhabitants on the city and once-upon-a-time petty kingdom that was Rome
If you can count etruscans as an ethnic group then how aren't romans or the proto-latins or whatever that inhabited that general area since time immemorial one too?

interesting shit ive read in the middle part of 2016

armeniangenocidedebate.com/russian-account-armenian-genocide
this one was from Veeky Forums, armanian genocide wasnt really genocide

polatkaya.net/Hallstatt.htm
we're all fucking turkic or some shit

thefreelibrary.com/Was Joan of Arc genetically male?-a0192646453
joan was a fucking dude, his squire never once saw him have a period

realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/White_people.htm
and this mother fucker right here like any good historian knows read between the BULLSHIT

>Eastern Roman Empire
>not in the East
>Greek rather than Roman
>is a kingdom

Don't Genetic studies show there's quite a gap between Poles and Germans?

>White people invented agriculture in China n shit.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT US YOU LITTLE SHIT

WE WUZ GERMANS, NOT SOME SHITTY SLAVS LIKE RUSKIES OR SOMETHING

KURWAAAAAAAAA KIELBASAAAAA JA PIERDOLE!!!!!!!!!

>realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/White_people.htm
wewuzeveryone and shit

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.

Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.

There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends

Are czech wends or south slavs
Also slovaks, what about them

>there were multiple African empires, rivaling the size and complexity of any other in the world
>the volume of sacrifices made by the aztecs paled in comparison to the mass executions of the Europeans

>go to main page
>all those " original black x civilization"

why does it matter if they were altaic or not?

>modern Jews are descended from Khazars and have nothing to do with ancient Israelites, who were white and all converted to Christianity

>>Christianity spread completely peacefully, and was the only religion in the world to do so
Look at North America and reassess your idea.

I want to hear about this

Why do blacks (read African americans) need to connect everything to this concept of blacks so bad

Even if native brits had been black skinned, it has nothing to do with these people who were actually brought over from Africa

>Christianity spread completely peacefully, and was the only religion in the world to do so

You 'learned' this did you OP?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitulatio_de_partibus_Saxoniae

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Crusades

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Crusade

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Identity
WE WUZ JEWZ N OY VEY

>white people domesticated fucking aurochs while stupid niggers
Except blacks domesticated their own form of cattle at roughly the same time as Anatolians did. You should rename this thread
>things I learned from /pol/ and continue to shill as fact

Long story short, khazar turks come a conquering the pontic from the east, they hang about north for a while and eventually their royalty convert to judaism, eventually their khaganate gets killed and they disperse and supposedly thus came to be what we call today the ashkenazi jew

Oh they were also secret dick-snake cult of Gog and Magog

> Joan of Arc wasn't a woman because she didn't cramped up everytime she had her period
Joan of Arc was a woman, condemned - in part - because she wore men vestments, and there was a fucking papal inquisition to assert if she was eligible to sanctity, but they somehow misseh she was a man. WOW

czech is wend with some south slav admixture but slovaks are full slav undoubtedly.

>white people domesticated fucking aurochs while stupid niggers cant even domesticate zebras
youtube.com/watch?v=wOmjnioNulo
ITT: Retarded people

So would wends be genetically balts? or something else altogether

>Austria-Hungary was bretty cool
>Germans? More like G*rmans
>the CSA was in principle morally in the right, but in practice not
>there is no such thing as Byzantium, only the Roman Empire
>the Shroud of Turin is probably not a medieval forgery, and deserves much further investigation
>Theology is fun as fuck to debate

actually arya vedic was another religion to have spread peacefully

Nothing.

Wends are their own category, a Central European masterrace.

>zebras are literally the nigger version of horses

top kek

>mongols conquered nothing but grass and decaying fractured states

>Song Dynasty China
>Abbasid Caliphate
>decaying fracturing states
wew lad

So all you've learned is how to bait Veeky Forums?

>Christianity spread completely peacefully, and was the only religion in the world to do so
Do you really believe this?
I guess you're probably american, so i think you should know your saxons ancestors were converted by force by Charlemagne. If they refused, they were killed!
Honestly /pol/ babies are so retarded i can't tell if bait

A lot can be learned about much of the world's history by comparing it to african gentics, the 3rd reich and jewish zionist conspiracies.

Even if it's something like the 16th century Korean Japanese war, it must've had something to do with the fact that africans never had kingdoms and Hitler.

>What I learned from Veeky Forums

Belgium is a non-country

There were just as many chinese fighting for mongols than against them.

>holy
>roman
>empire


>vikings "fought" defenseless monks and villagers


>mongols fucked shit up

>buddhism is actually a GOAT religion

...

I prefer the wholly Roman Empire to the Holy Roman Empire. A lot.

so jews were just walking around in those days just letting goys into their "chosen people" cult

>things you learned from Veeky Forums
>The concept of homosexuality did not exist in ancient times and fucking another man was considered normal and healthy.

google Khazaria and read between the lines

fucking autocorrect doesn't recognize the main hub of the silk road.

yes, I'm sure the first wolves humans tamed were really easy to domesticate and not completely feral and ill mannered or anything.

>just letting goys into their "chosen people" cult

That has always been allowed.

>Zebras can't be tamed

What did he mean by this?

That everything is a spook and I should do everything I want disregarding others

Jokes aren't bait.

Yepp, it's possible.
Gypsies. ;)

Newfriend hear.

>China is the cultura madra of east asia and southeast asia
>H
>R
>E
>Hitler wasn't bad lol
>Whites aren't people because white doesn't exist
>Niggers did something in history

Thank you Veeky Forums oops I mean /marx/

>Christianity spread completely peacefully, and was the only religion in the world to do so

Tell that to the Cathars...

They're still butthurt about slavery

Shouldn't have gone gnostic

You mean shouldn't have practice true Christianity?

>half baked apocrypha
>true Christianity

>white people domesticated fucking aurochs while stupid niggers cant even domesticate zebras
Are you confusing Veeky Forums with /pol/

mfw

Reminder that swords, axes, and FUCKING WHITE FLAILS are literally pleb fedora-tier weapons and that polearms are the true Aryans of pre-black powder warfare.

/thread

Well,the Russian city-states weren't crumbling,just completely lacking in unity.

>>Rurik was Finnish and vikings had nothing to do with Rus'

If according to his earliest depiction that depicted him as a man with black hair and eyes,then yes,absolutely.
Also,they've done a genetic research on the bones of his successors and they've all been predominately of Finnic descent.

>Sumerian is an Altaic language, but the Indo-European bias in the field of linguistics is preventing it from being recognized as so

Never In my life have I seen something like that ever being claimed on Veeky Forums

Don't take the bait,this is one of the best shitposts in the history of Veeky Forums.

>actual retards in this thread who can't tell it's tongue-in-cheek

hi tumblr

>it's all satire :^)

>half baked response
>true argument

>Catholicism is flawless, and every single atrocity was made up by a Protestant
>Jesus somehow had nothing to do with Jews or Judaism, despite the fact that he was from Israel and went to the synagoge
>Aristotelianism is totally not outdate/debunked into the ground, and is taken deeply serious by absolutely every intellectual
>everything Aquinas ever wrote was also completely flawless
>Ed Feser and William Lane Craig are viewed as serious philosophers and not fringe fundamentalists who dress up their fundamentalist ideas in pseudo-philosophical word games
>the Shroud of Turin is totally legit
>4 'eyewitness accounts' from 2000 years ago that deviate wildly from each other means a story is 100% accurate
>Zoroastrianism, Judaism and Greek philosophy actually got all of their ideas from Christianity, and definitely not the other way around
>every scientific discovery ever was made by Christians
>before Christianity, the entire planet used to live in huts and ate their own shit
>the Renaissance thinkers and painters were in no way inspired by ancient Greece and ancient Rome
>everything in the Bible that is demonstrably wrong or doesn't directly benefit the faithful themselves was a metaphor, which means that it should be completely ignored

Tamed is not the same thing as domesticated

How do you domesticate an animal except through taming?

>everything but bows(longbows esp) shields and pikes/lances were useless

>mongols conquered nothing but grass and decaying fractured states and were completely stopped in their tracks by European castles
LMAO

just keep posting frogs you retard

well meme'd :^)

Roman empire as in it belonged to the romans

kek, yeah

Is this sarcasm? I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not.

Genotypically... A little bit. Phenotypically not so much.

>ITT: things you learned from Veeky Forums
>white people gooooooood
>brown people baaaaaaaad

Christianity spread peacefully as a memetic diseases do.

Hey, even little kids get this, even with no DIVERSITY training.

No this is Veeky Forums because he is talking shit about vikings too

that's /pol/ though

Veeky Forums taught me that loose African tribal confederacies with no system of writing or accounting are on par with European and Asian empires and proof that blacks can into civilization

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_pagans_in_the_late_Roman_Empire

Yes, completely peaceful.

asians are good too

>Christianity spread completely peacefully, and was the only religion in the world to do so
total bullshit. first three centuries, sure. after that there was a ton of forced conversions/supression of paganism

"Turks" (read some autistic nationalists in turkey) will claim everything Altaic with gusto.

Never browsed /int/?

They were literally that, decaying states, specially the Abbasids. From all the things you could point about the OP or even just this specific sentence, this is what you have to say? Are you a mememaster and I'm being memed like never before?

They considered themselves to be christian. The crusaders considered them christian (you can't be an heretic without being inside the same religion). Christianity wasn't being spread by violence in this case, although it was in others and the sentence in the OP is clearly bullshit.

Or real life for the matter.

Don't forget

>people perform mental gymnastics to pretend that the Wehrmacht isn't clean
>The north Vietnamese tied American aces for downed aircraft while using biplane gliders to ram them and trebuchets to shoot them down

When you tame and animal you only pacify that individual. When you domesticate an animal you tame the entire species and its descendants