/utg/ - Undertale General

Another shotagoat edition

Previous timeline: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Asriel.

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Goat husbando

So much about that thread edition

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xth for flowey

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Warning. it has flashing lights.

What a wonderful edition.

>Bull dyke assaults street preacher with baseball bat
>Yurifags WILL defend this

this edition sucks lets use the other one

At this point no Asgore just makes me sad not mad

my dick fell off

Epilepsy is for faggots

someone fucking kill me i can't take this ear infection anymore

Don't shitpost for my sake user.
I should have started making it before 750.

Both of them suck, senpai

But at what cost? What did you have to witness before you found them?
Thanks again for sharing them. I still refuse to go anywhere other than /utg/, so without you I probably would never have seen them.
I am not cute. The spider is.

It's true that Asriel is shit but you are a failure

Super cute! If only it had more than that one move for them.

We told you to go see a doctor, fag.

>What did you have to witness before you found them?
Not much actually, only lewd thing was some undyne with boobs telling an off screen Muffet to eat her ass out

>shit lizard
>better than anything

This is why we need Barbosa.

reminder that frisk canonically fucked the spider and shortly after true pacifist is the father to hundreds of half human/spider babies

Would be nice wouldn't it?

That one guy is still so pissed about Alphyne that he shitposts here months later.
How sad is that?

This is the only canon true pacifist ending

I crawl my up between Alphy legs

bully me utg!

What are we talking about?

SKELETONS!

Just kidding, it's goatdad.

youtube.com/watch?v=LutzcA303J4

>asriel alive
>toriel that close to asgore
lmao

How about get some medication? Does it itch? Does it hurt? Is there pressure?

>the yuriscum typed, "White Guilt" shirt loosely wrapped around his anorexic numale frame

That's kind of hot.

>missing the joke this hard
must suck being retarded

Keep going with this man!

you're cute

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
kalash is pure

it hurts and it won't pop for anything
sometimes the pressure lessens for a bit on its own, but it still won't pop. currently waiting on some ear drops

>they dont like my autistic tumblr ship
>abloo bloo they must be butthurt

It writes itself.

At least we fill textposts that way.

Www.uz

I would climb into her mouth and digest in her belly and make her fatter haha!

Technically there's skeletons in his closet

>tumblr
>they literally almost kiss in the game if it weren't for Tori interrupting

ehh
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Oh, there is at least two!
Nice

Sad

I MEAN COME ON GUYS!!!

gotes are p cute

Are we fat or anorectic?

You think we ever get any new regulars?

Or just old ones and the new ones get disgusted with this place?

>I am not cute. The spider is

/Utg/ anons are cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

It's the only 100% canon ship

Admit it, Toby is a cuck and made the fish and lizard canonically gay for each other.

we've been bleeding regulars for a while

>you will never be such a loser that people disliking your ship sends you into an autistic image spamming rage
IT

dont lie to these people

It could have been perfect but then they put the one shotagoat picture in the middle as if to spite everyone. Kek anyway.

Especially if there are better ships!
Right on, /b/rother!

>Toby is a cuck
We all know this, dude

Threadly reminder that it is NOT okay to empathize or like Chara or Asgore and if you do you need to seek professional help!

I came in a month ago am I still new?

nobody else will join because we're fucking weirdos and the regulars left are slowly leaving for whatever new weeaboo fest comes up

been here since January and people have come and gone

youtube.com/watch?v=E0rAcWQuloA

Oh hey a new image for once.

>posts his autistic ship
>defends it tooth and nail
>calls other people sad

ayo hol up

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>not okay to empathize with a king that made dumb mistakes for the sake of his people

Yeah can't help you then man. You just gotta hang in there!

Yeah it was better in my head.

Get out of here, Toriel

>you will never be this mad
yes that is what I said

What is this "hol up we wuz" meme a reference to? It's really baffling. Fisgfd?

What does your shitty ship have to do with another shitty ship you mentally challenged chimpanzee?

i dont understand this meme

is the joke that undyne/alphys is the only canon ship so therefore we just shit on it ironically?

YOU
DESERVE
RAPE

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The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

nope.avi
I keep telling you. I am not cute.
I am hot and handsome.

aye this is actually pretty clean

Not that I've seen.
Usually it's "LESBIANS. FUCIBG LIBERALS" or something about someone wanting to fuck Undyne and getting canonly cucked by Alphys.

ToriSans is my jam!

Are you like autistic or something?
I was just posting something I thought was cute.
I wasn't even getting involved with your shitty argument and you tell me I deserve to get raped.

The joke is that people pretend to be /pol/ manbabies to get (You)s

>only canon ship
Alphys selfinserter reveals his presence

OH someone is getting fiction cucked? Ha ha! Well it is in their own head so good luck to them I guess

Canon?

Thanks. Now I'm listening to that song on loop. I was pretty disappointed that it was actually from that airbender series. He has a hot voice and now I've attached it to Asriel in my head.

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Frisk deserves it

>being this retarded
No, fishfags are the Numales getting cucked here. Alberto was used to combat their sexually frustrated image spam but has since turned to darkness

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Alright honey, have fun

who are the bigger cucks, dadfags or fishlizardfags?

its dadfags

why would anybody be attracted to undyne?

she's a fish.

DEMON
ALL THREE OF YOU

Why are Asrielfags like this?

frisk deserves a loving relationship, not rape

>almost out of mobile data to shitpost with
DUDE :^(

you could ask that about pretty much anyone in the game.
except replace "fish" with "skeleton/goat/robot/spider/ghost/lizard/like 8"

I wonder what sweaty Alphys smells like?