/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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>Shitposting about Ghlor
>Shitposting about Killete
>Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
>looking for ERP mates, hit me up id/Intigracy
>Did Hawkeye kill a chicken or a baby?

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/87FjnR7M

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youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
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strawpoll.me/10366323
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Trinity!

>1st for Ghlor teleported me into a blob while I was killing his friend as an antag.
>He pms me
>Sorry I didn't mean to teleport you

So when were we going to port Polaris code and start to Veeky Forums it up again?

>play on Bay

>nobody likes me

>get told to kill myself by a naked midget

Chiron Beta Prime game mode when? We have enough time to code it before Christmas

>Banished to asteroid station
>That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
>Work in a mine for our robot overlords-- did I say overlords? I mean protectors.
>On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes - they carry weapons and know if you've been bad or good (not everyone is good but everyone tries)
>The rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow (it's like a winter wonderland)
>Really hope for visitors
>Literally begging for visitors
>And come quick before [message redacted]
>Robots bake us a pie from soylent green

Who cares, we have Bus Station, code is irrelevant.

>tfw can't remember the last time there was any good adminbus

Ghlor/(Crackers) stuffed Durgen/(Frank Bickerson) into a disposal unit/(the disposal unit).

BAN WHEN

Diamond Acks was pretty good and there wasn't even *really* any admin help, that was mostly about the people involved more than anything

You could do it again. Find something that resonates with people enough to go with it.

I think it was when elim did that group of ghosts that crash landed on the station that ran away from spiders (and the station was full of spiders)

two of the refugees and a tatortot survived in the singularity-eaten shuttle. the tator went for the kill for one, the other stunned him, then the refugees slam jammed the tator off the shuttle

Shit's changed. When bus is attempted it gets shot down immediately by the players.
Once time we spent 30 minutes building a large Soviet attack cruiser full of loot, traps, mobs, and flavour. No one ever saw it because in 30 minutes the station had gone to shit and the shuttle was called.
Aliens? Shuttle call
Plague? Shuttle call
Centcomm Inspector? Shuttle call
You can't do spooky because it's all been done before, and it's hard to create spooky in a 2d atmospheric simulator. Combine that with the laggy admin menus and it's all down hill from there

Hi Rei
Diamond Acks was shit, it was typical MGS retards memeing because their favorite game series shat out another installment that week

That's not to say that the players are entirely at fault, it can be just as much our fault as well.

What's there to even want? you sound like a guy who wanted to play on polaris but got perma'd for being a shitter.

>Wants OOC punishment instead of bullying the fuck out of him
Bitch
Ass
Nigga

I didn't even remember Rei was the admin involved with that

The fact that you remember makes me suspect that you are Rei and shilling yourself

LOL

This. It's hard to do and something always ruins everything. youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

Don't respond, it's the latest meme to say "why don't we just port Polaris code"

If we want to port anything it's to steal TG game modes

>Threadly Reminder That the Beady Eyed Eternal Anglo did nothing wrong.

[19:59:15]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Crackers)->Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung): why
[19:59:37]ADMIN: PM: Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung)->Ghlor/(Crackers): >smashing library windows with a fire extinguisher
[19:59:46]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Crackers)->Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung): >killing people as nonantag
[19:59:58]ADMIN: PM: Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung)->Ghlor/(Crackers): is he ded
[20:00:02]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Crackers)->Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung): bled out
[20:00:08]ADMIN: BanEvader43/(Alger Potato) just attempted to blow up PDA-Short Bus Driver (Clown) with the Detomatix cartridge and succeded
[20:00:12]ADMIN: Clark Jenkins(albinobigfoot) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 380, 240, 1
[20:00:17]ADMIN: Clark Jenkins(albinobigfoot) connected a canister that contains [Toxins ] to a connector_port at 381, 240, 1
[20:00:26]ADMIN: BanEvader43/(Alger Potato) just attempted to blow up PDA-Jonathon Agg (Chief Medical Officer) with the Detomatix cartridge and succeded
[20:00:27]ADMIN: Ghlor/(Crackers) has edited anglosphere's notes.
[20:00:27]ADMIN: PM: Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung)->Ghlor/(Crackers): wew, time to space myself
[20:00:35]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Crackers)->Anglosphere/(Chief Broken Lung): i can do better than that
[20:00:36]ADMIN: BanEvader43/(Alger Potato) just attempted to blow up PDA-Duke Gray (Warden) with the Detomatix cartridge and succeded
[20:00:48]ADMIN: Window with pdiff 101.323 at the plating destroyed by Max Potato (mxr41)!
[20:00:56]ADMIN: Window with pdiff 101.323 at the plating destroyed by Max Potato (mxr41)!
[20:01:00]ADMIN: ghlor has banned anglosphere.
Reason: Nonantag murdered a guy because the guy he killed broke a window.

skrite ship survivor was not that long ago, a lone engineer fights to escape a admin made ship filled with skrites. He escapes and gets sent to the station with the skrites in pursuit. As sec is interrogating him about what happened massive attack ensues as pockets of resistance die in cargo, medbay and security. It was the shit.

Fucking game mode refactor finished when? I want to make my epidemic rework.

These were both elim and I don't think anyone's seen him in months

Best bet is to map it beforehand, then import it with the new away mission stuff. Five minutes of features lets the crew know something big this way comes.

This was before hand. And I'm not even sure if anyone other than coder/Pomf can import things

Diamond acks was terrible, a clusterfuck of shittery and it was also the final nail that killed skeletons. Rei, the creator of the event, was completely supportive of skeleton removal.

You sound like you've never used polaris code and you're blinded by your stagnated Veeky Forumspride

>GHLOR PLAYS CRACKERS
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FUCKING HATE NIGGER VOX

does this glorious game still run on the super shitty lagchoked byond thing

There's a button to load saved map cliparts. And since admin flags are given away like candy this could see more use.

List shit out.

No. it's on xbox live now. Costs 5.99. There's still some life in the old byond servers though.

Yes until Railfist unearths his fists from his anus.

Yeah, I understand that beforehand it was a pain when something like that happened. Can't you load away missions and that as admin? Changelog wasn't very specific.

>no one's seen elim in months
Is this true? I don't want it to be true

Doomstation is still like 3 years out.

cheeky beaky cyka blyat iv damke
CAW!

>Sitting at the lobby screen since round start debating whether or not I want to play

And then when the shuttle landed the spiders were waiting for us.

You'd have better luck with ss14, and even then, it will take millenia for it to get out.

He was here in early may

[20:01:00]ADMINWARN: ADMIN LOG: Ghlor/(Crackers) has added a TEMPBAN for anglosphere (1440 minutes) with the reason: "Nonantag murdered a guy because the guy he killed broke a window." to the ban database.
[20:01:00]ADMIN: ghlor has banned anglosphere.
[20:04:38]EMOTE: Bubba Stainforth/Rpo43 (@192,297,1): Bubba Stainforth seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless


>Really makes you think doesn't it?

I was on this server minding my own business injecting the clown with poison syringes and security arrests me for NO reason what's up with that?

Security is on the meta TS server with Ghlor

Last time I checked he's been offline on Steam for like 2 or 3 weeks

So does that mean he finally succumbed and killed himself?
I remember he was depressed a year or so ago

Doom engine is an easy but highly capable engine, and also its community is alive.

ICK OCK

in my defense, dragonbro was actively on the issue so i decided not to join in and let him do his magic
eh

>banned for murder
>before some one was even dead

WEW

GHLOR IS TOTALLY FIT FOR DUTY GUYS

I was watching the situation.
The guy was bleeding knocked out cold and bleeding.
ie: 100% death.
if there's an issue, feel free to post it on the forums my man
in the meantime, bed

>removed a player from the round
>player was only in security for the 10 minutes the shuttle was coming, made it onto the shuttle, and made it to centcomm alive

WEEEEW

Putting people into crit for shittery and bringing them to the hospital is murder now

Less than that according to the logs

>tfw bolt locking the airlocks to the shuttle behind me

thats the eli wood I know and love

Meanwhile killing cargo techs for pushing you over is self defence even if you don't have to go to medical after

>kurt wasn't an antag
>spent all shift shooting up namyo and that roboticist bitch
why would you do a thing like that

Post ur loadouts

They were rude to Ashe in another round and she told Kurt
She just wanted to say hello and they ignored her so she had to play slimes by herself until Kurt heard about it and helped her

Someone needs to crop a greyshit over ancient aliens and caption it "Badmins"
It's fresh

I asked you, if he was dead.

You told me he bled out.

I offered to space myself.

You told me you could do better.

>ding dong bannu with no previous record

Why not just ask me to take him to medbay? I mean, he wasn't dead for 3 minutes until after you banned me.

Not going to bother with an appeal. You know what happened. You were watching the situation, so why bother. I'm not going to play trial simulator with you.

I agree with you killing as a non antag is against the rules. But I didn't kill any one, and in previous situations like this, i've just dragged grey faggots to medbay, and got them fixed up and continued on. You cant even RP with most greyfags, they just smash your shit, smash you, and run away.

T.Butthurt Greyfaggot Hater

Kurt regularly shoots people as non antag
He's in the metaclub, didn't you know?

so who does anglosphere play as in game

GREY TIDE STATION WIDE FAGGOT

TIL chloral + pacid can't kill vox?

SHITMINDS GET ON

just look at the logs
spoiler, random name chaplain

Chloral is only lethal at 15 units or over
PAcid doesn't really work at all if ingested, but does have a special +on touch effect that makes it deal absolutely devastating damage as smoke or in cryo

>mfw getting cozy cuddles on the escape pod

>Kurt starts non-antagging doctors and spreading viruses because Ginger was 'mean' to him
>Kurt starts non-antagging security and breaking the brig because Trinity was 'mean' to him
>Kurt starts non-antagging science and shooting them up because Ashe was 'mean' to him

Hmmmmmmm

Ghlor has a verb to rejuvinate to 100% and purge chemicals
Tough luck kid

Anglosphere brothers, we must stand strong against Ghlor

My pleasure, buddy. I Batman prep'd everything up, killed the other Virologist by sleepy pen, took the Captain's ID along with the Pin pointer, and ensured to keep a good ear on security. Hell, i came up to Ratchel the medborg, simply emagged her and told her to not cure people. Also had my clothes ready for not looking like a Virologist.

It's was like coming back to two years ago, except this time i got twice the experience

It's because Ghlor is one of those griefing fucks who cries when Sec beats their faces for it.

you are the pig stink

Whoever tried to do the perspective on that window should feel baaaad
Why the token potted plant taking up half the focus too? Why is the model off center like that?
Why is the shading on the model the complete opposite to the shading on the plant and his mug?

What the fuck was going on with that artist whilst they drew that?

You are overthinking it, user.

Pic related: My best waifu

OOC: ooc say hey ooc

i want to hug vox and tell them it will be all right

Actually, with the influx of new players, it's could be redone. You may be a oldfag, but the newfags will experience what we once did through their eyes, and as a oldfag, you should feel good about that.

We won't be always playing Spessmen, but others are still finding about the game even to this day

Fuck them. Only I should be having fun

NEW POLL

NEW POLL

ANGLOS ONLY

SUBHUMANS NEED NOT VOTE

>>ss13 VN when

If you can speak ruskie then now.

drive.google.com/file/d/0B7HS5nkKBMtuVmxnQ05vZFAxdTA/view?pref=2&pli=1

strawpoll.me/10366323

!!!!----COMMUNIST PROPOGANDA DO NOT DOWNLOAD----!!!!

That's what you pick up on?

Their proportions are whack - neck like a girraffe, shoulders are in two halves and the right side of his body's given up but apparently his collar hasn't gotten the message and the bones are sticking straight out as if his body was level.
The wall next to him goes through the floor and doesn't follow the perspective of the corner of the room. Although his head appears to be turned his eyes are facing straight to the viewer equally. The light in the scene is coming from the left, right, and behind the guy all at the same time. The level of the coffee matches the turn of the mug and not gravity

Whoever drew this has to rely less on tweening lines and opacity and work on the basics hard.

>Russian can't even be machine translated

GG no RE
Russian waifus aren't worth jack anyway

More like cum-unist propaganda.

Get it?

Because it's porn.

I think.

fox and the grapes

>dont play for many months
>ghlor is an admin

what why

>don't play in two days
>seven people banned by Ghlor

I'm just as confused as you buddy

tell me at least mustard is no longer admin so i can be a silishitter once more without him catching o-- i mean, harassing me for being a silishit

...

>admins that have their OOC colors close to/the same IC/dead/LOOC colors.

I see that shit in the corner of my eye and it throws me off everytime.

Sorry you're right I did enjoy it anyway such grapes

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and anyone who disagrees with me has poor taste

Somebody made that shit and you know it better than to do that shit. If you have to toe the line then you know you shouldn't be doing it.

I want to hug my coworker and make them feel wanted.

Need 16u+ of chloral
When ingested or injected pacid is only a mild poison