F'whalon "My dps is low because of my raid" Rhiki took the dip over Rheia "99th percentile" Etsaetal
LMAO GILGATARDS
Michael Diaz
Xth for you're all degerates No not in a good way You all need help Highschoolers I tell you
Christopher Parker
cg's only like 19 dude
Juan Perez
Get off my lawn Too old.
Grayson Anderson
GRANDMA
literally a foot in the grave
Isaac Stewart
I want to get good at drk and make it my main but tanking new things terrifies me. How do I get good at tanking?
Christian Thompson
hello
Cameron Long
xth for cute couples
Robert Garcia
>3 drk swords >2 mnk fists with no mnk >ast globe >brd bow >mch gun >ranged now has 3 weapons because he took drk sword
when will the meme end
Xavier Long
proci = sugi?
No wonder they weren't progressing with him dualboxing.
Jordan Adams
Froyo accelerates aging process by 400%
Ian Lee
He had to beat P'roci somehow, now he has a higher item level!
Matthew Phillips
Yeah but if you reverse those numbers she's 91.
Wyatt Morales
Sure.
Aiden Cruz
>tfw I got froyo tonight after a long time of not having it because it's a billion degrees FUCK I'm already 30. THANKS, user.
Landon Lopez
Alright, so I've officially run out of gimmicks. Post suggestions for future gimmicks here.
Jace Powell
That explain's Sugi's rather awful personality.
Joshua Diaz
Did Selzh change hairstyles again?
Cameron Bennett
Selzh would be cute if he/she wasnt into disgusting shit and was just a little crazy or clingy.
Jaxon Diaz
so cg is a gmilf now huh
Jace Rodriguez
Don't milfs and gmilfs have to be mothers?
Julian Foster
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Angel Young
Can you guys give me a quick rundown of the /xivg/ lore??? I don't know what's going one in here.
Thanks. :D
David Barnes
*wiggles brows*
Jace Howard
I'm willing to help with that part.
Nicholas Reyes
no
Cameron Bennett
help
Michael Sanders
whens youtube and selfie
Grayson Diaz
>tfw you're so boring your EB would rather race chocobos than hang out with you
Nathan Moore
S-so about those patch notes..
Nolan Rogers
>take astrologian >Now replace luminous aether for aetherflow >Each card draw consumes a stack but they can't use it till they enter a dreadwyrm like stance. >The combination of the 3 cards you just drawn will determine what buff everyone on your party gets with a dozen of possible effects.
The memest of healers
Chase Long
he's fucking the chocobos and smelly chocobo girl racers, I guarantee it. You should put out more.
Camden Brown
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.
Zachary Thomas
You two remind me of The Shining.
Connor Reed
Tank shit facing away from the party Use your CD's
Noah Bell
Why haven't you fanta'd into elezen /xivg/? Go into cc and make your best elezen.
Connor Turner
what's substat priority i should focus on for my gear?
Jose Harris
whens rarex culling
Dylan Anderson
But I put out a ton...
Why's that?
Brandon Kelly
...
Zachary White
Healslut domming > Crit > Det > SKS
Charles Turner
chocobos are literally naked all the time and constantly wiggling their chocobutts. You need to try harder.
Kevin Gray
Shouldn't STR be above crit?
Ryder Scott
A reminder that catfags are the most racist race.
Brody Bennett
Theres no reason to have str as tank right now as it has the same modifier as vit. The only reason some tanks still have str in their stuff is because str gear usually has better substats. But then >caring about substats
Jace Lopez
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Bentley Adams
But you can't meld vit accessories with more vit materia, right? Or can you?
Jose Miller
You're literal clones if I'm not mistaken.
It's pretty cute.
Samuel Barnes
Done that a long time ago user.
Logan Cooper
uhhhh you meld str on accessories, that was the point he was making
Ryder Garcia
Nope, you meld vit accessories with str and str accessories with vit.
Thomas Diaz
xth for no dorky husbando with poor eyebrow grooming habits
Jack Kelly
My usual options for faces. I've used all but the last one on my main. I just can't seem to make a face 2 (the bottom right) that I['d] like [to stick to]
Cease I really wish I was able to level another 60, I'd keep him forever.
Matthew Hughes
Who is this bedazzling bottom
Jaxson Ross
Also, need a bath.
Jason Brooks
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Brandon Allen
handsome male hour
Caleb Richardson
But how did you know who this was? Who are you?
Justin Sanchez
Here's my try at it.
Jaxson Rodriguez
looks too dopey
Ethan Collins
The last one? Yeah. I kinda wanted a softer and younger look akin to the child npcs. That face is the only one that'll work with that.
Connor Clark
dopey is best
Cooper Thomas
i actually really like the one in the bottom right
Colton Torres
Top right is really good. I like that one
Isaiah Sanders
Bottom right looks like a 19 year old DRG in training that isn't sure of herself but somehow manages to beat her superiors in the trials.
Nolan Young
what the fuck like do people really put this obnoxious blush on their characters and think it looks good
stop
Julian Nguyen
Post selfie and quote from a book
“People are always worried about what's happening next. They often find it difficult to stand still, to occupy the now without worrying about the future. People are generally not satisfied with what they have; they are very concerned with what they are going to have.” ― Garth Stein, The Art of Racing in the Rain
Ayden Roberts
This post will be considered a bait and a falselfag, but as a WHM main, I can't feel happier over SCH getting nerfed. Scholar players are the most entitled fucks I ever played with. They don't help me at all, every single raid is me literally sweating to heal the fight as they cleric stance to get that 850 dps. I am sure I will develop heart problems at the age of 30 just from solo healing in FFXIV. And then the rest of the raid says "great job healersS" (plural)
I hope Yoshi shits on them so hard they'll remember whatever patch it happens in 10 years from that day. I hope they hit warriors next. Basically fuck off with pretend-to-be-dps jobs. Entitled fucks, basically not good enough to play on actual dps jobs, but they want to dps, so they pick the most cancerous jobs in the game; wars and schs. I hate you all.
Benjamin Young
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Angel Miller
First try on Elezen. Seemed cute. Sorry it upset yah though
Carter Peterson
I agree with this.
Oliver Fisher
don't put blush this ugly on ANY character, no excuses just because "it's your first try on elezen"
Daniel Campbell
But they're not nerfing SCH. They're barely even hinting at the idea of it. Literally all they've said is "Fairies are strong, so it's been hard to bring WHM/AST compositions up to par."
Luis Taylor
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Blake Nelson
settle your auts
Ryan Howard
i want to fuck this elezen
Cooper Lewis
>He says the fairy is the most annoying part because they're constantly thinking of ways to balance it out in each patch, but he's never felt comfortable about it. >they're constantly thinking of ways to balance it out in each patch
SOON
Samuel Martin
>tfw my Elzn is Face 2
Christopher Cook
Soon sugar, soon you'll be forced to actually do your job. We'll sweat together.
Matthew Gutierrez
Hey guys I haven't been playing in like two months.
What hot xivg memes have I missed ? I don't want to be behind the meme curve for 3.3 . . .
Thomas Smith
"Shitposting is much more than just an idle past time while waiting for queues or the servers to come back up. It's a way of life. It's a way to express your innermost feelings without fear of judgment. It's a way to bond with kindred spirits by exchanging (You)s. It's an artform and at the same time a science which only a few will ever get to master."
-Tin Can, The Road To Shitposting Coming out Fall 2016.
Charles Baker
unf
Parker Gutierrez
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Nolan Carter
yeah i don't really understand this, since they constantly puss out of giving Nocturnal AST anything good.
making Nocturnal Helios give 20% more shields than Succor isn't gonna tip the scale. Upgrade Nocturnal Sect potency boost to 10% and then apply to damaging spells, not just healing. Maybe even remove the Lightspeed attack penalty while under Nocturnal Sect, as well. Presence of Mind doesn't punish DPS, so it's fair.
Angel Adams
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Asher Anderson
These are pretty cute yeah
Nathan Robinson
This part: >"He says the fairy is the most annoying part because they're constantly thinking of ways to balance it out in each patch, but he's never felt comfortable about it."
Is not part of the interview. It's editorializing from the guy who did that shitty Reddit "recap" of the article and got half of his shit completely fucking wrong. You're regurgitating information from the guy who thought that they were buffing Ninja's RANGED damage instead of their AoE damage.
The actual proper translation is:
>(Interviewer): We see a considerable amount of astrologians now participating in savage Midas. >Yoshida: As it stands now, astrologians with a good command of cards and Diurnal Sect can be quite strong. It's a bit easier to use the cards. It's a bit more difficult when you're using Nocturnal Sect. To avoid high competition for one healer seat, we want to work on that. >(Interviewer): So the idea is to get them to coexist better? >Yoshida: We want to have the combination of astrologian and white mage be easier to utilize. For scholars, their fairies are quite strong so it's a bit tough. As far as overall job balance, we consider it with each patch for all jobs, so please don't be too concerned with that.
You've taken a generic PR-style "We always take into account the balance of all classes in every patch" response and twisted it around into "We're thinking EVERY SINGLE PATCH about how to KILL THAT DAMN FAIRY". They are not the same thing.
Cameron Rodriguez
I'll take that as a compliment~
Jeremiah Cook
Same.. She's my dreamgirl so I appreciate that. Detailed, but I saw her more of a younger looking yet older sibling to a bragging and boastful younger brother. She'd work at something simple like a botanist or something but she'd teach her brother everything he knows as they grew up. He'll never admit that, and say he's self taught. I can't make it work!
Aiden Taylor
> I bet you're french or some European.
Jaxson Ortiz
Ever had your character commissioned, /xivg/?
Thomas Sanchez
Isn't it the SCH's job to assist with DPS and provide mitigative and assistive healing when needed? I feel that being limited to only healing is rather barebones.