/dsg/ - Souls General

>Gay incest
the world needs more Quelaag x Fair Lady porn

>tfw this weapon hardcounters thrust leo ring fags

what did you mean by this?

>oceiros

you mean buff dragonsis

>no crows

fuck

meme revision 1.1 soon friend

Why are so many items fucking useless in this game

the first 2h r1 outspaces any of the thrusts from greatswords/ultras while being too quick to roll out of 90% of the time

who /refinedbroadswordhere/?

oh wait no one because i'm unique

>2 crippled dudes got more shipping art than almost naked monster girls from 5 years old game

...

you're useless

feminine penis

Hollow Lothric Knight Sword is better.

>Showing skin

Anyone wanna trade me a carthus curved gs?

>you will never 'serve' Gwyndolin
I'm like a mad dog barking at an ever moonless night sky. Feels bad.

fully aware of it user, still doesn't answer my question

Gwyndolin actually has tits.
Lapdancer of the Boreal Valley

Every day until I like it right?

>Finally kill someone with the Warcry special R2
Hnnnng

Right

> tfw no kaba church part 3

I can't seem to climb into the cage for mound makers
the machete guy just turns around and tries to kill me
I talked to the caged hollows, too
What am I doing wrong? Or is it not possible if greatwood entered phase 2 without dying?
I went back to do MM since I realized I missed it

>oceiros
>not Nameless King

if greatwood falls down it kills the covenant dude

That's annoying, wish it would only count after the boss died

He was just an ally to dragons, he never actually tried to make dragon babies or to make himself into a dragon

>buraddobon
>
back to your ded gen
>11 hours
>142 posts
simply epic

Where's the best AR calculator for DaS3?

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Dragons are pretty cool, much better than wolves tbqh.

Send help

I'm tired of this generalposting bullshit that we have to go through for 100 posts every goddamn time we get a new thread

I can't believe I'm actually asking this, but are there any legitimately entertaining let's plays/playthroughs/gameplay montages of Dark Souls 3?

oh no, i've been called autistic. whatever will i do?

The one Plague is going to do.

>legitimately entertaining let's plays/playthroughs/gameplay montages

ask reddit

here we post webms of meme gameplay

So now people are getting mad at multiple weapon users. It's the new SPINNING.
What the fuck.

>whatever will i do?

get mad and reply

>throw a bitch fit because people like Bloodborne and you don't
>obsessively shitpost about it in every thread
>try to deny that it's a Souls game
>feel compelled to respond to every single post calling you out on your bullshit
>paranoid that this is all a conspiracy by Luci
Yep, it's autism.

no magic you fucking caster filth

that's for later
after this event i'm going to get this char to 100 and go 99 vit regen faithtank so i can host ganksquads and laugh at nodamage

I am against the idea of watching other people play video games but Marcus also known as ENB is pretty chill

>people ACTUALLY spent hundreds of hours slogging through that bullshit the first time to listen to him complain about piles of bricks incessantly

DSP

>throw a bitch fit because /bbg/ is dying and /dsg/ is just fine
>obsessively fuck up the op every time you can
>try to deny that it has it's own gen and no place here
>feel compelled to respond to every single post calling you out on your bullshit
>autistically think it's one person responding to you
yep, it's retardation alright

Where did the primordial serpents fuck off to?

>Marcus also known as ENB is pretty chill
>the day will come when Marcus also known as ENB will do the thing for the very last time

And I enjoyed every moment of it.

Get a room lovebirds.

>11 hours
>142 posts
This is exactly why BB should be a part of these threads.

Soon, /bbg/ will be dead, and this will be the only appropriate place to discuss it, just like Demon's Souls and King's Field.

i laughed

I think I love her.

Hyper armor for days

Just imagine, someone spent all day posting autistic shit about general and bloodborne, while you play games, reading Wittgenstein, watching cartoons or fucks your buttfriend. Delicious.

>been playing DS3 for a month and a half
>let's see how DS1 compares
>actually pretty well, game still feels superb
>end up running through the game again
>feel the need to go onto DS2
>start the game
>run around for five minutes
>feel so disappointed that I take the game out, put it in its case and put it up in the loft

Is there really no STR greatsword in DaS3?

>swinging anything parryable during parry spam
Deserved.

Executioners

>Is there really no STR greatsword in DaS3?

is this bait or are you actually that fucking stupid

Executioner's GS or a Heavy Claymore

And the warcry combo just oozes style

What are the sexiest Sorcerer clothes? Getting a bit bored of the starting set.

Lances aren't very gladitorial

youtu.be/dsLkTsFcRAU

Remember the tumblebuff glitch?

Well, it is back. Moonlight Greatsword and Crystal Magic Weapon here I come!

Hopefully it'll end once /bbg/ finally croaks.

I actually wanna backstab, but failed. It's joke character with 50vig and bloodring for autism. DS3 pvp is trash anyway.

Congratulations, gladiators. You killed the reigning champ.

Isn't it literally just a worse Yhorm's Machete?

Claymore is quality, the heavy version isn't very good. Excecutioner's seems ok.

This is what I'm currently rolling with.

>tfw dragon waifu

/dsg/, what is the strongest, cheesiest dex build out there?

Man DS3 is the shittiest game for invasions.

>invade in Road of sacrifice
>Host is named Scrublord
>run to the bonfire
>3 buttbuddies names Scrublord too, with the same gear and true dark ring
>slowly wittle them down
>eventually all dead
>still didn't get the real host
>start searching
>more buttbuddies get resummoned
>repeat for about 3 cycles
>finally find the host hidden in the water, with the invisible ring, streched out
>a blue spawns
>glitch where he's invisible
>get sacred flame glitch killed by something I can't see

Dunno, don't use Yhorm's.

Anything with an Estoc.

I'm really disappointed that you don't get to make a faith-scaling Soul Spear from the Soul of the Twin Princes considering that's a move that Lothric does

more range and damage on R2s and makes you look like less of a raging parryfishing homosexual

Nah, he fucked ALL the dragons.

Just make 40-60int glass cannon with obscuring ring. Don't waste your time on normal invasions. You can't even meke cosplay builds because of gang bang

All those years and he NEVER tried to fuck a dragon?

Come to the FCs more faggit and say that to my face!

Do I lose anything other than the Usurpation ending if I kill Yuria as soon as she appears?

interesting point actually, makes u wonder why he didnt turn himself into a dragon

Can't have good offensive miracles, user. No fun allowed desu.

hoo boy

>his dad did it
>his brother did it
>his sister probably did too
What do you think?

How do you fags enjoy playing this shit with this phantom range? It's unplayable, a straight sword user doesn't even need to actually land a single attack, the hitbox is even broken in pve

Just do what I do and be the host. All the fun of invasions with a tenth of the ganks.
I like to think the invaders I get enjoy our fights because I'm not trying to get an immediate advantage.

>/dsg/, what is the strongest, cheesiest dex build out there?

the one that also has 40 strength

It's completely ok.
t.ASS user

Arcus: Bow and Sagitta an arrow
>>>>Contus: (Pike or lance)
Acinaces: Single edged cavalry sword
Fascina: Tridents, harpoons
Gladius: Sword
Gladius Graecus: Leaf shaped sword
Hasta: Spear for thrusting
Iaculum: Casting net
Lancea: short javelin, or spear
Parmula: Small, light shield
Pilum: Long, heavy throwing spear

And the best is despite about 9 kills you didn't get any reward.

Retiarius where?