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zarya is best if she lives a little bit
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tracer
nth for homolusting with the passion of a thousand suns
Trips changes my bnet tag name
PHARAH ISN'T A LESBIAN FUCK OFF MERCY FAGS
>got the only Reinhardt skin I wanted
OH BABY
>sfw board
you do know if you browse nsfw, some images can get flagged and get you fucked right?
network administrators usually scrape peoples history to see if they are busy wanking at work or not
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THIS THREAD IS CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF ROADHOG
here comes dat rat
THIS IS WHERE I PICKED UP THE DAMNED INGRATE
Can Overwatch achieve eSports success of its own accord, or will Blizzard have to drown the scene in money to make it appear massively popular and competitive, like Heroes of the Storm?
D4RKFL4MEM4STR
Oh shit wadd-BOOM
How did blizzard get away with this?
GAS ALL MCREE PLAYERS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't think Mei is really overpowered, but she most certainly are a no-fun-allowed hero.
I repeat
>Browsing Veeky Forums at work
If you do this you deserve that promotion
>making bad players panic with symmetra's rodeo lazo
yeeeehaaaw
>Can Overwatch achieve eSports success of its own accord
maybe if there's a competitive mode without ultimates.
>edgeguy is a flamboyant homosexual
YOU WANT TAKE PAYROAD? TOO BAD HERE TRAP, HERE BOMB, HERE GRENADE, FUCK U!
McCree should get a joke skin where he says this for his ult.
>Join a match mid-game
>No healer
>No tank
>Fuck it I'm picking Zenyatta
>Carry my shitter team to victory and get POTG
>Would have got all five gold medals had I been there longer
What the fuck
>literal worst skin
user, please kill yourself.
h0tm0nk3ydick
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Do it. That'd be fucking amazing.
I feel so bad for you
buy me overwatch
Here's some facts about Jesse McCree, who is going to receive some well deserved buffs in the next update
1. His beard is adorable!
2. He is funny!
3. He is cute!
4. I love him!
Blizzard is going to try to milhouse this shit regardless.
nice subjective opinion user i think its shit too
>he fell for the blizzard classifications meme
everybody please laugh at him
>0 currency
??
>Can Overwatch achieve eSports success
Who gives a shit, desu senpai
oh shit g'day
he's level 2
Zarya is literally the worst
>edgy people are homosexual
you're surprised?
Does Symmetra's weapon do more damage than Winston's? I cannot aim for shit and just want to follow people around and annoy them to death.
She's really fucking annoying
Homo ships are the only good ships for this game with the exception of Maybe LucioxD.Va and Mercyx76/Reinhardt/Torb/Genji. etc.
why is there so much scat porn of symmetra?!
MAKE COMMENDATIONS GIVE YOU LOOT BOXES AGAIN
Fuckit, I'll bite.
>[JerryMX (Gerardo Vazquez)]: designated ****ing streets
Not if _you're_ the network administrator.
I have a combined playtime of less than 30 minutes and I have only played five matches.
>duplicate
grey
grey
grey
duplicate blue
How the fuck do I Winston
>I cannot aim for shit and just want to follow people around and annoy them to death.
You are ready to get aMEIzing.
I figured out how to genji
>1. Go fast and jump around like a mexican trying to get over the trump wall
>2. As you're a mexican jumping bean, be a massive dick/bully to whoever your target is
>3. RULES OF NATURE
No.
Nothing about this game was designed with competitive play in mind, in regards to both the maps and heroes.
yup
Winkyface ;) Here's some fact about everyone's favorite Diva: D.VA!
1. D.va has MEKA!
2. MEKA is CUTE!
3. D.va is cute!
4. I love her!!!
Mei is probably the cutest girl in the update, but she would be cuter if she had a bigger belly that slighlt stuck out of her coat. Also, they should have picked a Chinese speaker who didn't sound like an old hag.
>Add some guy from here a while ago
>See he's on, invite him to a group
>Throughout 9 games, insta-locks mercy
>He's not awful but think it's kind of odd
>Look at his profile
>Never played anything but Mercy in a dozen hours
>X isn't bad on this map/situation, I've watched pros do it all the time
If you say this unironically you need to lay down in traffic.
Nightmare
>tfw I will never have a good win ratio
Just hit 30, rate me senpai-tachi.
>queue solo
>enemy wins their attack
>every one on their team stays
>they lose defence
>6 people simultaneously leave
at first it does meh damage, but then it deals pretty good damage and if you keep it long enough it just destroys people.
India confirmed for super power in 2030
>>Carry
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Be annoying, press Q when you're low and be even more annoying. Annoy and kill Widowmakers to the point they switch.
>find enemy tracer, lucio, mercy, etc
>jump on them
>hot monkey dick
>jump out
only when fully charged
winston is 60dps iirc and symmetra is like 120
>all greys
I want off this ride.
At full charge, it'll kill literally any non-tank in 2 seconds.
McCree players are so bad they can't even win with 4 of them in a team.
>Reinhardt
>most balanced hero
End your d*ng life you sco*ndrel, he's a mandatory pick
>pros
>weeks-old game
Busy, busy traffic.
Fuck doing the other shit.
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Yeah, but only because he's the only tank who can actually tank
>duplicate
Pharah = you
reminder that lol was a casual baby moba when rito started paying out the nose to become electronic sports. the game still tries really hard to compress skill gaps but manages to have an esports scene.
>Feel pretty good about my junkrat gameplay
>Friends tell me I'm a good Junkrat, not the best but better than usual pub junkrats
>Find out about masteroverwatch
>Go to masteroverwatch thinking I'll see something at least average
>See pic related
Not sure if I should berate myself for devolving to spam happy or be happy I'm not lower.
>identify the white women
>jump on the white women
>monkey molest the shit out of white women until dead
>toss down a shield to protect yourself against incoming police gunfire
>repeat
>Genji gets a pre-robo skin that shows his face
>Reaper gets a past skin that shows his face
>Reinhardt gets several skins that show his face
>But Roadhog doesn't get a past skin that shows his face and Zenyatta doesn't get a humanized skin
I love shitty D.VA art so much.
>75% leavers penalty
>In a casual match
Holy fuck you autists
Harass and bully every Widowmaker player so they never pick her ever again.
>He thinks "carry" means some faggot MOBA hero type
Carrying your team is an ancient sports expression m8.
Total score is just "Who has played junkrat the most"
Score/min can be more of a metric, but it's still super skewed
Just had my best game yet lads
>will basketball be considered a real sport if the NBA has no money involved
The answer is no
for
such a pain rip user
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>Leaving casual matches
who's the real autist here
A-MEI-zing! Here's some fact about everyone's favorite China: Mei!
1. D.va has ROBOT!
2. ROBOT is CUTE!
3. Mei is cute!
4. I love her!!!
I'm in some weird mmr where every capture point map ends in about 2 minutes either way
How the fuck am I supposed to play this dog eating cunt?
Keep in mind I just bought this game last night so I don't know what I'm doing in general, but everything else has felt so much better than D.va
She does like no damage.