/csgog/ - Counter Strike Global Offensive

rrrrrrr edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Weapon info: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11tDzUNBq9zIX6_9Rel__fdAUezAQzSnh5AVYzCP060c/edit#gid=0
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
csgosquad.com/ranks

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch anime EVERYDAY: youtu.be/P49FraVNS_Y
Otherwise: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Friendly reminder
youtu.be/Q9RjDRLBWio

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/a4Ninysy

>Old Thread

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/738785233122779137
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069057175/
steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/
steamcommunity.com/id/koosta
youtube.com/watch?v=yWHDyi16j0U
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB02wINShjkBKnLfufaEPnCupGO-SK6e4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

based rrrrrr

based user :3

why did the other thread get deleted?

it triggered the jani

i don't get it
why is the jani deleting perfectly fine threads?

we can use whatever fucking image we want for the op

the new janitor(s) is/are against anime

rrrrrr i'm gonna name my knife after you :3

thanks :3

is it really that difficult for you guys not shitpost? just put a csgo related image in the op and be done with it.

also, new thread since this one is going to be deleted anyways:

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how about no?
most generals just put whatever in the op or a meme

Woah! Thanks

rrrrrr~

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except most dont, you dumb memer.

no thread wars. idiot.

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lose
repost

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You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>lolihategays
get out desu

twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/738785233122779137

How will pretty boy seized do in jail?

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198069057175/

add for p ugs

Scot and a Croat looking for LE-SMFC players in EU to play and meme with. Mic preferred.

steamcommunity.com/id/Jaginun/

What happened to the old thread

anime haters nuked it

anime was a mistake

>Santorini
>I ded, teammates killed last guy but bomb was planted
>"its planted on the other side of the box"
>Teammate still looking on wrong side
>another teammate comes over, continues looking for it on wrong side
I flip my shit
>"YOU FUCKING IDIOTs ITS ON THE OTHER SIDE"
>they finnaly get it
>Not kit or time
How to get out of silver?

Stop playing Santorini

Get better and be nice with your teammates.

Would but missions for XP, assumed decent people would be playing
Am already good, topfrag almost every match, and im usuallly nice.

>"YOU FUCKING IDIOTs ITS ON THE OTHER SIDE"
that's not really nice

>missions for XP
So it's not comp then, who care...
unless you're doing blitz missions like a retard

It was comp. Blitz.
Im not too bad on santorini so i just said fuck it
I lost it after that bullshittery. Im usually pretty chill.

>LE-SMFC

nevermind then

When Valve brings back Inferno, what map will get the boot?

cbble or train

They both has had makeovers though?

Hopefully, cbble

i found the answer to ranking up

step 1 find smurf
step 2 ask smurf to queue together
step 3 profit

how do I get the avatars at the top of my screen by the timer to be horizontal rather than stacked on top of eachother?

reminder that my tiger tooth flip knifeā„¢ is for sale

I boost for (You)s if you're interested

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*

>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

I'm silver 4 trying to get out atm. I'm severely underranked averaging a 2.7KDR. I just can't get out because of terribad solo queue teams

only 12 (You)s for gold nova 1

no the best way to rank up is to play with higher ranked people

holy fuck i need a rr

where is inferno? Bring Season in.

CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP starts playing

Anyone know any War 3 or superhero mod servers?

steamcommunity.com/id/koosta

Koosta made his profile private + removed name + removed liquid pic

SUICIDE WATCH

rr

>tfw will never have a group of friends you chat with in TS who make wacky plays that make the whole team laugh, while they're all still very skilled and talented
it hurts, /csgog/

kinda feel bad for him
victim of the na hype machine

why

>play on smurf
>the only skine I miss is my knife

Can i havr some nice counter strike memes dudes?

steel is a meme

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>eagle on smurf
>playing for fun w/o mic with really gud friend
>trs are recking us with p90s on dust 2
>manage to 7x8
>3 guys on team decide to go full p90
>16x8

p90 is effective weapon against people who don't know how to counter play smg spam

>Replying to shitskin/spics
>acknowledging underage shitskins
Do you part and keep /csgog/ free from shitskinlets. Report and ignore all underage shitskin posts

how do i counter play smg spam?

lrn2aim

play at a distance, hold angles from medium-long ranges and wait for pushes

take control of areas of the map that use wide open spaces e.g. long on dust2

push with teammates and get trades, a p90 can't kill two people instant/near instantly like an awp or ak spray can

im about to dm. i need some tunes boys.
no weeb shit

what do you like?

post-ironic gangster rap and jcore

>on one of the TOP NA teams rn
>1.05 HLTV rating
>19 and already left humanity behind

What's your excuse /csgog/?

do you like Ice Cube?

no he's not post-ironic, he's too literal

have this then
youtube.com/watch?v=yWHDyi16j0U

*sigh* i've listened to that already.
whatever happen to that user that would post random k-pop? i miss him :(

do you like Vocaloid?

kinda

someone recently sent me this playlist and I'm really enjoying it tbqh
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB02wINShjkBKnLfufaEPnCupGO-SK6e4

add me
id/animeaboveall

>Implying you can play competitive

o-oh right
can still play on your account for now :3

b-baka

>mg1
>one person with no mic
>one kid keeps trying to no scope
>spray and crosshair placement is every fucking where
>carrying the entire game
>still lose

Death to America

>_

NA CS is a meme just move to Europe already

>Europe
Brazil *

europe is worse

could be worse could be aus cs

>brazil
:^)

>move to a 3rd world country
lmaoing at you're life

you're moving from another 3rd world country anyway, at least you'll get to play with good cs players

>3rd world country
So are you implying Europe is a third world "country" or do you honestly not understand what the word third country means? I wouldn't judge you I know monkeys lack education.

no, I'm implying usa is a 3rd world country

are you retarded?

europe will soon be a third country tho

>will soon

i was being generous

Who will be in next eleague group?

why is /csgog/ full of animefaggots?