Heroes of the Strom /hotsg/

best girl edition

>What's new
season 1 on the 14th, silenced shitters banned from HL
medivh soonish
reddit believes my "leaks" i post here

us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20111014/ranked-play-revamp-5-6-2016

>how do i group with a bunch of meme spouting faggot teenagers?
/join Veeky Forums

>Do you have a discord?
discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
murky and abathur

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm

Other urls found in this thread:

us.battle.net/account/management/orders.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
youtube.com/watch?v=533AfOXwyDw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Best girl indeed

Why do people think Tyrande's looks can even compare to the unbelievable secy Nova / jaona / li ming

>fucks niggers
>fucks orcs aka green niggers
>mexican whore makeup

>playing in bronze
>some dipshit wants to duo with me because he's under the mistaken impression that I have any idea what I'm doing
>I manage to string together a few decent games and we win
>turns out he's a girl
>turns out she's a twitch streamer
>next day she wants to duo again
>still manage to do well even though she's heavy as fuck honestly
>have filthy sex dream about her where I rape her basically
>next day she wants to duo again
>I've already been spamming games for like 3 hours and I'm exhausted at this point
>draft illidan, completley shit the bed, die a bunch of times
>tell her I can't do this and quit mid match
>she doesn't want to duo anymore
>week later deletes me off her friends list
well boys it looks as though I've been cucked

Li ming isn't mexican you fucking walnut

ayyyy cabrone

looks like mexican whore makeup to me

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

They really should release Gul'dan at the same time as Medivh.

Just because you want it or like, a reason?

Anyone else feels like anub just got some QoL buffs instead of a proper rework? even if they claim it was one, i've seen heroes that just got "buffed" that had more depth than a "rework".
Sure he's overall better but i'm gonna be sad if they don't touch him again in the future

shes locked me in that underground elf prison and is going to take turns with her warden friends raping me for 10000 years

no need to send help

I don't get how making Tunnel into a huge part of his kit rather than an escape isn't a big rework. Maybe I was a shit Anub before, but tunneling into the enemy team was a death sentence.

first anniversary histories anyone? us.battle.net/account/management/orders.html if you don't log for yourself

only thing i really regret is artanis. fun but it was mostly for milking daily quests with a SC warrior. stupid system

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I can't get it to only show HOTS, but needless to say, it is an embarrassment. Definitely counted more than 100 bucks on skins alone.

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Someone posted that to me the other day. Ah well. Love this game.

>night elves will never say hello to you

For whatever reason the three heroes i got with real dosh (Artanis, rexxar and zeratul while on the black friday/holiday thing) are shown on my america log instead of EU,
for what little i spent i don't regret it, those 3 guys are f u n

So if the Axolotl leak is to be believed, we're getting Samurao, Gul'dan, Varian, and Auriel after Medivh. That leaves us at least two more heroes for 2016, assuming a 28 day interval. Who will they be?

Banking on Aidan for December given Diablo's 20th anniv. Even if I have no fucking clue how he'd work.

Anyone else just tired of this game? Ranked feels completely pointless even with the new system when the game can be ruined by 1 shitter.

I agree her artwork looks like shit but her name is Li-ming for fucks sake, shes obviously a chinaman

That's why team league is a thing, you can actually depend on other people you actually now.
But to be fair, if you spam HL when you're sitting in rank 1, you tend to encounter the same people more often, so you can kinda know if they're willing to be in the same page as you.

If blizz adds some sort of custom game maker to overwatch, a first person version of hots would be made within a week and this game can be left to die peacefully

I don't understand thia game. I get 102k hero dmg. The top player for hero dmg on the other team has 37k. Guess who wins? Not my team. How much do i need to carry my team to be able to win this shit? This is why i always say rank doesn't reflect personal skill...

you probably are so bad you don't even realize the retarded mistakes you are making during games and think that the numbers are somehow justifying your mistakes

I think 11 kills and 2 deaths is pretty good

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

tldr: no john, you are the shitter

You guys are looking for any excuse to say I'm the bad player. Arent you?

Destroying the other team doing nearly 3x the damage as the other team's best player. And you're trying to blame me? Okaaaaayyyyyy

>okaaaaaaaayyyy
t. DSP

I'm going to 2nd this.
'Muh numbers' is about the surest way to spot the shitter.

>Get daily quest
>3 assasains games
>ohboy.jpeg
>all 3 games are no-tank, no-support
>bursfest and retards split all the time on both teams
Is there a bigger clusterfuck in videogames? Dosen't help that i don't like most assasains in this game

The only thing they need to touch are a rework of his trait to work as if it had legion of beetles base and add talents to make a spike build, otherwise Anub is fine as a bruiser that goes deep to get kinky with the squishies. Shit he can even solo tank with a good team and other divers, he may lack health but bitch got stuns for days.

New regen master sucks for tanks though.

YOU WILL REGRET APPROACHING ME
also, what heroes have the hypest attack comand voiceline?

war3 illidan voice > the new one

youtube.com/watch?v=533AfOXwyDw

Upload the game to hotslogs and post a link to it

Show us how gosu you are sempai.

The only class that can kind of carry is specialists but that really depends on your team not dying and throwing all the xp to the trash so even in that case it still isnt really 'carrying'.

So, is there anything to keep in mind with Xul? I got him in a bundle and I know he's pretty meta right now.

play him on spider queen and dragon shire

clear mobs then change lanes repeat

Triumph through sacrifice

Anub is awesome, I hope he never gets nerfed. Consuming the living and the dead with him is fucking fun.

he was good once then got shit on by nerfs and power creep

he might not get nerfed again but he will be obsolete some day like several of the old heroes

Anub falling out of the meta had nothing to do with power creep. He got fucked into unplayability by the scaling change.

nah m8 they nerfed his op beetles

He was still playable after the beetle nerf, he just wasn't the completely busted rape machine he became when they fixed his beetle AI to not be retarded. Scaling was what did him in. Either way, it still has nothing to do with power creep.

what are you on about m8 leoric and jojo were absolutely power creeped past the other warriors to the point that nobody played anything besides them and muradin

>allow people to invite you
>accept invite, hit ready, game is instantly found
>it's a fucking AI match
FUCKIGNASRDALWSKEDAKHJOWERDHKJL:AWERKRJHL:AWEK:HJNLWEAJ:NKWEAJKNMLAWKELJNWEAKHLJNAWEKLJNMWEAHLJK:

Whats the appeal in playing against AI? I dont get it.

>Whats the appeal in playing against AI? I dont get it.
Pve is always part of gaming.

Some people get nervous playing ranked, others get nervous simply playing against a real opponent. This way you just get to be bad and nobody can yell at you for it.

Being able to complete dailies in minutes, for one.

Showing a friend the ropes without worrying about pressure. Had a friend too nervous to even queue with other people, so we ended up playing Vs. AI with AI for a few dozen games.

I, personally, like how easy/relaxed they make it.

And some people just enjoy dooting around in the game, players or not.

Wow, people care that much for what some random fucks think or do? Jesus, no wonder tumblr is a thing. What a bunch of little flower pots.

pretty likely you were the lowest ranked of the group. seems like every time i see someone complaining it's a rank 30 something

not wasting time on death timers for one big thing. any one bronze or silver would be better off on elite AI than fucking around in pvp games past 15 minutes. of course they'd rather be proud of playing with other garbage rather than improving themselves faster.

Your soul shall be mine!

Aidan would make sense. But then again Blizzard might decide to release somebody more recognizable to current Diablo players like Imperius.

I greet you

>That leaves us at least two more heroes for 2016, assuming a 28 day interval. Who will they be?
They will be 1 and 2 extra weeks between releases

>Reddit killed the golden goose for upboats
>now even ign wrote about leakbro
Reeeeeee

ded thread
ded game

>go to do daily
>get into game with master skin hammer duo'd with a morales, both players have the same name minus one letter or something
>huehue i wonder if all they do is Vs. AI
>it is
>6000 games

>not wasting time on death timers
what? you can respawn sooner in AI games? I odn't understand

Probably a bot

Please tell me it's a bot

What the fuck

While neither of them said anything I don't think they acted like bots

I've actually bumped into a few of these completing my dailies in Vs. AI

>fellow that had played seven QM games and lost all but one
>over 3000 Vs AI
>as Sylvanas, which he was level 20 on
>no other heroes above level 7

To each their own, eh.

>yo I'm gonna be an ass for the imaginary praise of perfect strangers

why the fuck is this even entertained as an acceptable idea? fucking cancer. the sooner civil war comes the better.

kneel peasant

LETS SEE HOW MANY FALL BEFORE I DO

>tfw got a big winstreak in HL over the weekend
I guess sometimes the retards actually are on the other team.

TYRANDE

LOVES

SHANDRIS

eeeeeeh I was thinking more BBC but I guess you are right too

>be malfurion
>two tanks and thrall jump on me
>twilight dream them
>they just run away
they could have killed me, but like every time I use that ult people just turn the other way I love it

>dps Malfurion will be the closest thing to a moonkin we'll ever get

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I was thinking about wow chars who got cucked to death, and the only ones that come to my mind are illidan and kael'thas. Anyone else of note?

Arthas

Arthas did the cucking tho

Kael...

cairne

>tfw no holy lady to purify me
._.

don't recall any love triangles involving cairne

He was poisoned in an honor duel. If that's not getting cucked idk what is

taurens aren't even people, who cares

You are right, they are way better. :^)

t. baine

t. gnome dicklett

I wish they get rid of the whole mmo holy trinity thing so we can play as characters we want without being healcuck.

fuck you!!!

R U RETARDED? IS THIS SOME KIND F JOKE?

SIEG HEIL!

orcs are so dumb, literal niggers of wow

t. centaur khan

>chromie is in
>instead of someone hot like alex or ysera
no wonder this game is dead

I'm here to feed!

I stand feeding!

>wake up
>sun's out, have nice breakfast
>decide to play some HL to properly begin this nice morning
>first pick instalocks "I'm here to help!"
>instantly alt+f4 and dodge the fuck out of that game
phew, that was close to ruining my day :D

>first picks are Illidan/Tass
>enemy picks sonya/bw
>hover over gaz because the game is already lost
>a player you were matched with has left the game or disconnected from the service