Why do people think Tyrande's looks can even compare to the unbelievable secy Nova / jaona / li ming
Sebastian Hughes
>fucks niggers >fucks orcs aka green niggers >mexican whore makeup
Camden Morales
>playing in bronze >some dipshit wants to duo with me because he's under the mistaken impression that I have any idea what I'm doing >I manage to string together a few decent games and we win >turns out he's a girl >turns out she's a twitch streamer >next day she wants to duo again >still manage to do well even though she's heavy as fuck honestly >have filthy sex dream about her where I rape her basically >next day she wants to duo again >I've already been spamming games for like 3 hours and I'm exhausted at this point >draft illidan, completley shit the bed, die a bunch of times >tell her I can't do this and quit mid match >she doesn't want to duo anymore >week later deletes me off her friends list well boys it looks as though I've been cucked
Jacob Foster
Li ming isn't mexican you fucking walnut
Owen Brown
ayyyy cabrone
David Morgan
looks like mexican whore makeup to me
Noah White
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
Gabriel Williams
They really should release Gul'dan at the same time as Medivh.
Matthew Diaz
Just because you want it or like, a reason?
Luke Thompson
Anyone else feels like anub just got some QoL buffs instead of a proper rework? even if they claim it was one, i've seen heroes that just got "buffed" that had more depth than a "rework". Sure he's overall better but i'm gonna be sad if they don't touch him again in the future
Wyatt Perez
shes locked me in that underground elf prison and is going to take turns with her warden friends raping me for 10000 years
no need to send help
Noah Lewis
I don't get how making Tunnel into a huge part of his kit rather than an escape isn't a big rework. Maybe I was a shit Anub before, but tunneling into the enemy team was a death sentence.
only thing i really regret is artanis. fun but it was mostly for milking daily quests with a SC warrior. stupid system
Colton Sanders
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Ian Powell
I can't get it to only show HOTS, but needless to say, it is an embarrassment. Definitely counted more than 100 bucks on skins alone.
Julian Perez
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Jayden Sullivan
Someone posted that to me the other day. Ah well. Love this game.
John Wilson
>night elves will never say hello to you
Jack James
For whatever reason the three heroes i got with real dosh (Artanis, rexxar and zeratul while on the black friday/holiday thing) are shown on my america log instead of EU, for what little i spent i don't regret it, those 3 guys are f u n
Ian Parker
So if the Axolotl leak is to be believed, we're getting Samurao, Gul'dan, Varian, and Auriel after Medivh. That leaves us at least two more heroes for 2016, assuming a 28 day interval. Who will they be?
Banking on Aidan for December given Diablo's 20th anniv. Even if I have no fucking clue how he'd work.
Xavier Cooper
Anyone else just tired of this game? Ranked feels completely pointless even with the new system when the game can be ruined by 1 shitter.
Caleb Cooper
I agree her artwork looks like shit but her name is Li-ming for fucks sake, shes obviously a chinaman
Jason Turner
That's why team league is a thing, you can actually depend on other people you actually now. But to be fair, if you spam HL when you're sitting in rank 1, you tend to encounter the same people more often, so you can kinda know if they're willing to be in the same page as you.
Bentley Myers
If blizz adds some sort of custom game maker to overwatch, a first person version of hots would be made within a week and this game can be left to die peacefully
Ryder Young
I don't understand thia game. I get 102k hero dmg. The top player for hero dmg on the other team has 37k. Guess who wins? Not my team. How much do i need to carry my team to be able to win this shit? This is why i always say rank doesn't reflect personal skill...
Hudson Bell
you probably are so bad you don't even realize the retarded mistakes you are making during games and think that the numbers are somehow justifying your mistakes
You guys are looking for any excuse to say I'm the bad player. Arent you?
Destroying the other team doing nearly 3x the damage as the other team's best player. And you're trying to blame me? Okaaaaayyyyyy
Aaron Baker
>okaaaaaaaayyyy t. DSP
Hunter Diaz
I'm going to 2nd this. 'Muh numbers' is about the surest way to spot the shitter.
Anthony Torres
>Get daily quest >3 assasains games >ohboy.jpeg >all 3 games are no-tank, no-support >bursfest and retards split all the time on both teams Is there a bigger clusterfuck in videogames? Dosen't help that i don't like most assasains in this game
Kevin White
The only thing they need to touch are a rework of his trait to work as if it had legion of beetles base and add talents to make a spike build, otherwise Anub is fine as a bruiser that goes deep to get kinky with the squishies. Shit he can even solo tank with a good team and other divers, he may lack health but bitch got stuns for days.
New regen master sucks for tanks though.
Colton Bailey
YOU WILL REGRET APPROACHING ME also, what heroes have the hypest attack comand voiceline?
The only class that can kind of carry is specialists but that really depends on your team not dying and throwing all the xp to the trash so even in that case it still isnt really 'carrying'.
Anthony Martinez
So, is there anything to keep in mind with Xul? I got him in a bundle and I know he's pretty meta right now.
Levi Bell
play him on spider queen and dragon shire
clear mobs then change lanes repeat
Parker Morris
Triumph through sacrifice
Grayson Parker
Anub is awesome, I hope he never gets nerfed. Consuming the living and the dead with him is fucking fun.
Aaron Martinez
he was good once then got shit on by nerfs and power creep
he might not get nerfed again but he will be obsolete some day like several of the old heroes
Joshua Russell
Anub falling out of the meta had nothing to do with power creep. He got fucked into unplayability by the scaling change.
Michael Torres
nah m8 they nerfed his op beetles
Cameron Torres
He was still playable after the beetle nerf, he just wasn't the completely busted rape machine he became when they fixed his beetle AI to not be retarded. Scaling was what did him in. Either way, it still has nothing to do with power creep.
Cameron Ward
what are you on about m8 leoric and jojo were absolutely power creeped past the other warriors to the point that nobody played anything besides them and muradin
Matthew Davis
>allow people to invite you >accept invite, hit ready, game is instantly found >it's a fucking AI match FUCKIGNASRDALWSKEDAKHJOWERDHKJL:AWERKRJHL:AWEK:HJNLWEAJ:NKWEAJKNMLAWKELJNWEAKHLJNAWEKLJNMWEAHLJK:
Christopher Rodriguez
Whats the appeal in playing against AI? I dont get it.
Aaron Thomas
>Whats the appeal in playing against AI? I dont get it. Pve is always part of gaming.
Christian Nguyen
Some people get nervous playing ranked, others get nervous simply playing against a real opponent. This way you just get to be bad and nobody can yell at you for it.
Nathaniel Wood
Being able to complete dailies in minutes, for one.
Showing a friend the ropes without worrying about pressure. Had a friend too nervous to even queue with other people, so we ended up playing Vs. AI with AI for a few dozen games.
I, personally, like how easy/relaxed they make it.
And some people just enjoy dooting around in the game, players or not.
Robert Perez
Wow, people care that much for what some random fucks think or do? Jesus, no wonder tumblr is a thing. What a bunch of little flower pots.
Julian Garcia
pretty likely you were the lowest ranked of the group. seems like every time i see someone complaining it's a rank 30 something
not wasting time on death timers for one big thing. any one bronze or silver would be better off on elite AI than fucking around in pvp games past 15 minutes. of course they'd rather be proud of playing with other garbage rather than improving themselves faster.
Jack Torres
Your soul shall be mine!
Asher Green
Aidan would make sense. But then again Blizzard might decide to release somebody more recognizable to current Diablo players like Imperius.
Easton Baker
I greet you
Liam King
>That leaves us at least two more heroes for 2016, assuming a 28 day interval. Who will they be? They will be 1 and 2 extra weeks between releases
Caleb Brown
>Reddit killed the golden goose for upboats >now even ign wrote about leakbro Reeeeeee
Kevin Wood
ded thread ded game
Blake Richardson
>go to do daily >get into game with master skin hammer duo'd with a morales, both players have the same name minus one letter or something >huehue i wonder if all they do is Vs. AI >it is >6000 games
Joshua Barnes
>not wasting time on death timers what? you can respawn sooner in AI games? I odn't understand
Owen King
Probably a bot
Please tell me it's a bot
Jack Flores
What the fuck
Kevin Reed
While neither of them said anything I don't think they acted like bots
I've actually bumped into a few of these completing my dailies in Vs. AI
>fellow that had played seven QM games and lost all but one >over 3000 Vs AI >as Sylvanas, which he was level 20 on >no other heroes above level 7
To each their own, eh.
Grayson Richardson
>yo I'm gonna be an ass for the imaginary praise of perfect strangers
why the fuck is this even entertained as an acceptable idea? fucking cancer. the sooner civil war comes the better.
Daniel Bell
kneel peasant
Henry Young
LETS SEE HOW MANY FALL BEFORE I DO
Christian Watson
>tfw got a big winstreak in HL over the weekend I guess sometimes the retards actually are on the other team.
Jaxon Campbell
TYRANDE
Zachary Murphy
LOVES
Caleb Cruz
SHANDRIS
Sebastian Sullivan
eeeeeeh I was thinking more BBC but I guess you are right too
Ryan Mitchell
>be malfurion >two tanks and thrall jump on me >twilight dream them >they just run away they could have killed me, but like every time I use that ult people just turn the other way I love it
Evan Cooper
>dps Malfurion will be the closest thing to a moonkin we'll ever get
Brayden Clark
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Brody Ortiz
I was thinking about wow chars who got cucked to death, and the only ones that come to my mind are illidan and kael'thas. Anyone else of note?
Aiden Butler
Arthas
Caleb Lee
Arthas did the cucking tho
Landon Flores
Kael...
Robert James
cairne
Jonathan Adams
>tfw no holy lady to purify me ._.
Bentley Ross
don't recall any love triangles involving cairne
Brandon Price
He was poisoned in an honor duel. If that's not getting cucked idk what is
Joseph Jones
taurens aren't even people, who cares
Leo Carter
You are right, they are way better. :^)
Adam Powell
t. baine
Evan Barnes
t. gnome dicklett
William Lewis
I wish they get rid of the whole mmo holy trinity thing so we can play as characters we want without being healcuck.
David Cruz
fuck you!!!
Adam Adams
R U RETARDED? IS THIS SOME KIND F JOKE?
Bentley Murphy
SIEG HEIL!
Austin Reyes
orcs are so dumb, literal niggers of wow
Nolan Morris
t. centaur khan
Jace Butler
>chromie is in >instead of someone hot like alex or ysera no wonder this game is dead
Leo Turner
I'm here to feed!
Adrian Butler
I stand feeding!
Brody Murphy
>wake up >sun's out, have nice breakfast >decide to play some HL to properly begin this nice morning >first pick instalocks "I'm here to help!" >instantly alt+f4 and dodge the fuck out of that game phew, that was close to ruining my day :D
Elijah Price
>first picks are Illidan/Tass >enemy picks sonya/bw >hover over gaz because the game is already lost >a player you were matched with has left the game or disconnected from the service