Senran Kagura General /skg/ #772

I've never met a turkey that could kick my ass and OP's pic isn't going to be the one to do it.

This is my doggie.

I updated my list a little.

I love Hikage! Every thread!

Cakes are da bes.

Miyabi-sama is so ~handsome~

ME TOO!!

Can I fuck her?

Only on weekends.

List from a PC newbie.

Ahem ryonanon. we had a deal, and a DEAL is a DEAL!

Are you me?

>He wants to fuck a dog

Senran needs more Sukebans.

Fine whatever. Just take her tits only on weekends.

What if I am huh

Don't you know who you are

How much does Ayame charge for "that"?

Getting bullied by the two Sukeban Senpais at your school but it's just a front cause both of them like you!

Bless you karateanon, got the story in works.

What a hunk!

Not sure but extra if you're a goyim

A Deal is a Deal user, and it's sunday anyway, I'm very thirsty, and have all this child support money to pay you off, I can barely see those tits. She could present them a little more can't she?

How much ya got?

Say something mean about this Senran.

She's a cutie

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!

Her chest is so flat that I can can feel her heart beat as I hold her body close to mine!

>that "dash"

She's a hacker

you have a shit rival

No problem my man. The cakes are my 1st and second favorite senrans.

Say something nice about a Senran you don't like.

I want to lick his breasts all over until he come and squirts his pussy juice all over my body!

at least she has nice boobs

I bet she has the tastiest candy and the nicest crayons.

I think her squirt guns and transformation costume is cool.

He's a trap!

Haruka has a great body

Can SSJ Rin beat Dai?

She has nice porn

It's a deadlock cause mid fight Dai ascends as well.

Moar cake lewds, please, I almost got something up for ya pal.

Ummm... uhh

It's like a super saiyan bargain bin sale!

Mirai is not a boy! If anything, she's at least just a futanari with both parts.

Lewds for the dudes

We got alot of SK x DBZ art like 2 years ago which I attribute to my shit posting as vegeta back then :^)

>flatchested
>lack of childbearing hips
>cripplingly low self esteem

Anyone can tell that he's a trap. An easy kind of trap.

Early thread Harupost: Late Night Edition

A dork loved by dorks

Psst, hey ryona, you still there?
You never anwered my question after we reached limit

She took my heart too easily.

Ryona user, a deal is a deal
moar of this senran's bust please?

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It's 90 degrees and my AC stopped working. She could really help me out.

Yes! Please more, I got part 1 of your Daidouji text ready if you want it too. It's gonna be a two parter like last time.

I bet Yagyu's pussy smells like rotten squid

I want to impregnate teacher.

i bet it smells like fresh squid

But haven't the other girls seen her naked? Even if she was tucking her penis in, they'd still notice she was a boy! She wouldn't be allowed into Hebijo since it's an all-girls school!

Fire away.

are you bad enough dude to IMPREGNATE sensei?

I like Mirai with apples

Which part of "Hebijo accepts everyone" that you don't understand?

I wonder if people actually have that haircut irl

user, she's going to be carrying triplets when I'm done.
And sporting a ring on her finger.

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Here ya go.
>Daidouji waits in the ring, you shout at her upset to pull her arms out from behind her, but she refuses, shouting how could you even fight a real ninja if you couldn’t handle her breasts alone? “PROVE YOURSELF”
>Determined and ready, you jump right into the ring and pose to fight
>*WHOP* Exactly like last time, suddenly huge mounds of soft, bouncy flesh hit you like a truck, you thought you were ready for it this time but you were mistaken
>You hit the fence of the octagon again, with a bit more composure than last time but still dazed
>You start to come to, only to have Daidouji’s Massive Bosoms appear before you again, dwarfing your skull with their immense girth and volume. Just like the first round she puts you through the gauntlet of motorboat hell, smacking you again and again with those heavy tits at full speed like a ragdoll. You feel yourself losing consciousness to the constant bombardment of her breasts yet again. Her tremendous boobs sapping your judgement and clear thought with each smack.
>You’re actually rather upset that this woman’s bust alone is getting the better of you, you can see Dai even smugly looking down on you as she works you like you’re nothing, and decide to act
>Without a second thought, on pure instinct and frustration, you open your mouth as wide as you can and clamp down on as much supple and jiggling breast as you could fit in there. Just to make it stop, it actually worked.
>”AAAAAAaaaaaah~” Daidouji actually moans a bit in battle, you can see her expression in an instant turn from determined, to surprise as her face blushes a tad. Only to turn an angry red.
>In this moment you just begin to realize what you did, but too late to take anything back now.
>You instantly feel a hard punch to the stomach, harder than anything you think you’ve felt before, it knocks the wind clean out of you.
>You lurch back, indented in the fence, you exhale everything you got and hit the floor, out cold

While you off to work I'll pretend as a salesman, guess what I'll sell to her?

Oh I know why I have this desire to fight!

looks better than the cowtits she had in that mode

A vacuum cleaner with various different attachments and nozzles to get into all the hard to reach places.

anyone else getting tired of boobs

Simple dreams.

What fucking country still has door to door salesmen?

Who else just going to pretend SK is a console exclusive so you can enjoy it again?

Me right here, It's better to be in denial then accepting It's on the PC.

The only decent games are console exclusive though so it might as well be

It would be wonderful going to pick her up from work one day and seeing all the curious students looking to see who their teachers husband is.

We'd be hitting her favorite restaurant.

How does it feel knowing senran kagura discussions on /v/ are kill?

Why are you still up Ryoubi?

Thoughts so far? also part two in the works, may have to be a three parter with comment limits.

>/v/

Treating sensei right is the best thing to do In the world.

Going good man, keep it up.

Par for the course of /v/

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There's another thread that's not so bad. Though it's probably because everyone is focusing the shitposting into one thread at a time.

I would complain about you ruining Mirai with cowtits, but small boobs are great too even though I prefer flat chests. As long as they're not giant saggy tits that would get in the way of doing everyday activities.

>/v/

I enjoy Imu

I'm not going on /v/ to see what you're talking about

Exactly.
Gotta treat her nice, give her kids, and protect her smile.

>2nd smallest option on breast slider
>cow tits
sorry to offend you

>Watching Ryouna shove a 70cm long dildo up her ass until it vanishes.
>Putting her panties back on.
>Going out with her for the evening.
>Hearing her whisper in your ear about it the whole time.
>Getting home and fucking her ass raw with it still inside her!
>You don't' even feel it as you do.
>Watching her push it out afterwords!

Store employee is cute! Cute!