How does scoring works on the Imalice demo? I know there was an user who used to play it for score around here, pls tell me he's still around.
Matthew Price
nth for where the fuck is Steel Rondo?
Tyler Scott
It's basically a caravan game. The faster you kill enemies, the more will spawn within the time limit. Those leaf items decide your rank for special wave. Goes like: Green/Normal -> Blue/Easy -> Orange/Hard+Score -> Red/NotevenfunHard. There's also some milking spots here and there. I probably missed a few strats because I don't remember them well.
Sebastian Price
I see, thank you. Have you made any scoring videos for it user?
Josiah Powell
>system11 is a cuck and people who use the word as a pejorative trigger him discuss
Jordan Johnson
Uh, maybe one?
Joshua Thompson
Post it
Cooper Rivera
"Cuck" has become a replacement for the word "fag," because subconsciously, we do not want to discriminate against homos. "Cuck" is a neutral term that is applicable to both hetero and homosexuals alike. It can be argued that people who use the word "cuck" are, in fact, the biggest cucks of them all, because they're don't want to hurt the little gayboy's feelings while attempting to insult another person.
I also received an awesome replay from the guy that mentioned PCB in the last thread. I think I'll have that up either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
And here is that 100:YEN documentary I mentioned earlier which I added English subtitles to. Do you guys think I should publish this as well? youtube.com/watch?v=saqXPY4K-t0
Being able to work out the psychology of the cuck phenomenon is a skill that can be applied to anything, including shmups. It is advanced level problem solving.
Luke Collins
That's alright user, it's a nice start. Also compared to other videos I've seen you went after the missiles the boss drops but it doesnt seem to add anything to your score at all, how odd.
Justin Harris
tfw shmups have been cucked by idols and lolis
Daniel Reed
>Strikers 1945 first loop is 12 mins long Fuck, I never noticed how short it was.
Jose Gray
if there's one thing nippon will never get right it's using ball top over bat top
Nathaniel Lee
> Where i send replays? maybe i can do a decent score on Batsugun original.
Evan White
Bat tops are for westerners and Koreans, both of which are seen as being on the same level as dogs in Japan
Thomas Morris
Interested in an 29m Moeshitsama Original or Fuantari BL clear?
Aiden Lopez
You may send your replays to [email protected] and I'll give them a look soon! Please include information like what game, emulator and ROM you're using. And also if you want me to put something in the description of the video or whatever.
I can work with a Mushihimesama replay if you're using the Steam version. I don't have the equipment to record from consoles.
Unless you mean a replay for a sh3-supporting MAME edition, do replays for those even work?
Connor Thomas
>missiles the boss drops Heh, that's because I didn't knew that these missiles are actually destructible. What I did is just disable them. I guess 3 laser bombs required to score that part. (2 for missiles and 1 for armor plates after that.)
Tyler Russell
Hey kraut good job on wolflame insane, what level did you get to?
Robert Green
European joysticks had ball tops.
Thomas Nguyen
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Levi Cox
Wow, four beach balls!
Daniel Morales
Bunp
Jacob Rogers
bump das boot
Luis Cox
I think the casuals who can afford to install cabs at their homes and buy multiple PCBs for them are in fact those that truly won the game, not the poor players with deteriorating physical and mental conditions.
Ethan Anderson
Give your life to shmups or get the fuck out of my sight.
Christopher Parker
Collectors are cancer
Ryder Harris
prom and his ilk are cheaters
Jeremiah Edwards
Every western superplayer is a cheater
Wyatt Martinez
>western """"""""""""superplayer"""""""""""
Robert Watson
Yes that's what he said
Jayden Russell
>play emulated DDP on a keyboard which is obviously inferior to stick, on emulation which has more input lag than a cab so is obviously more difficult >not actually get an extremely high score, pretty high but not enough to qualify for being a superplayer in this day and age >cheater
Joseph Walker
>western "superplayers" are so bad, even with cheats they can't beat the Japanese
Josiah Phillips
Like 90% of Western talent plays Touhou, 9% plays arcade shmups but refuses to play any one of them for real, 1% or less does both but so far their scores only come close instead of overtopping the Japanese WR.
Daniel Smith
>Like 90% of Western talent plays Touhou lol
Gabriel Jones
It starts with One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time
All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on, but didn't even know Or wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be A memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To remind myself how
I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised
It got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be A memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
Brayden Hall
I love how in Unlimited mode in Crimzon Clover, I have an easier time with the final level than in earlier levels like the third and fourth level with only losing one life throughout the stage yet in other stages I fuck up quite a bit. The bosses (namely Maelstrom and Diabolos) are a hell of a lot more fun in the difficulty than in original mode oddly enough.
does this look edgy to you?! hmm.. aren't a lot of them like post apocalyptic shit? I'm not that well versed in their stories unfortunately, but isn't there one where you kill yourself or something?
Christopher Nelson
Ikaruga or r type
Jonathan Carter
Look at that jet black hair with a hime cut, and unironically being a princess in 2016. It's the definition of edge.
Jaxson Baker
Ketsui
Cave: "we want the edgy audience" Japs: "give me cute girls or fuck off" Westies: "ketsui is the best shmup ever!!!"
Robert Fisher
>Cave: "we want the edgy audience" more like the gay audience
Evan Perez
Metal Black.
John Lee
>wanted to play shmups today >played overwatch for 12 hours instead
Anthony Torres
>overwatch You deserve no sympathy whatsoever.
Jack Clark
Why are you even here? go back to your meme game
Joseph Butler
but i'm here because i love meme games and meme genres
Tyler Martin
>tfw played both
Nathan Bell
>you can't play 2hu casually
Has Kraut-kun finally lost his mind?
Evan Johnson
2hu can only be played casually
Julian Hernandez
So long as you don't main Mercy or pick Hanzo every game you're cool.
Nicholas Wood
>So long as you don't main Mercy If I don't my team will lose
Connor Murphy
Maining a healslut will affect your philosophy and turn it into that of a gay twink, and the next thing you know, you'll be faced with gender dysphoria, the need for validation like you get in your endgame votes, and you'll take the irreversible decision to start HRT and become a tranny. I mourn your masculinity.
Jacob Rodriguez
Isn't this thread supposed to be filled with touhous?
Dylan Anderson
Why would it be?
Christian Rodriguez
No, it's a known fact that Touhou players don't actually play the games and therefore are unable to participate in shmup threads.
Matthew Parker
No it's supposed to be filled with bullets
David Carter
Sorry, here you go.
Angel Hill
i havent cucked anything with idols and lolis, they all knew about each other before we got serious
Isaac Lopez
They got bullied too hard and fucked off back to /jp/ where they belong.
Aaron Anderson
fuck you. Mercy's Mercs!
Gabriel Sullivan
I'm right here. Had to work after the last thread died, but I did maek poast about advancing further in Eschatos.
Y'all are fucking gay btw, if you want to shitpost about what games other people like then go make the /vr/ thread again.
Asher Brooks
>Do you guys think I should publish this as well? No because it is terrible quality. 360p? Cmon senpai. There is a 1080p version available.
James Moore
What makes Eschatos fun?
Brayden Richardson
For advanced mode, it's the idea that you have to play very dangerously to git gud scores, since you'll be at high power and thus have very little shield to use. For normal, I don't know? Music's good I guess, and it uses the stuff that I liked in JSS but doesn't have any of the shit I disliked, like most bullets pushing your or lasting forever, or killing you through your shield.
Grayson Morris
Stop posting what I don't like.
Aaron Gray
Here, best touhou i could find on my hard drive.
Andrew Brooks
Well you're in luck, I lost most of my Touhou pics when my hard drive fried. Not the games though, they were the first ones I reinstalled.
Easton Sullivan
Bump this shit niggas
Logan Perry
It was 6 fucking minutes since the last post you porch monkey.
