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How far will you go for Rome? edition
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i came, I SAW, I MODDED
IF OUR PRINCE IS TO BECOME EMPEROR
MILITARY RULER OF ALL ELECTOR COUNTS
FIRST PATCH WHEN
FIRST DLC WHEN
>tfw Bored of Dwarfs
What faction should I play next?
tomorrow
vamps are boring
empire is basically dwarf
orcs are dumb
chaos is worse than atilla
try dwarf again
Empire or VC
SOL INVICTUS when
The last stand of Grimgor.
What's this fucking habit of putting brackets around shit?
tfw no radious bf
>He still kills half
>not knowing the difference between parentheses and brackets
>haha, just some dwarf crossbows, should be easy for my fucking orc boyz to slaughter
>defeat
epin simply epin
>Orcs
>Dumb
Already played VC, Havent done empire yet tho.
Squats
Someone made a google chrome extension that put them around names of people who are jewish, but don't have obviously jewish names. Then jews on twitter decided to coop it by putting them around their names.
Bitch I don't give a shit, just explain to me why I'm seeing so many retards using them incorrectly.
FIRST FOR BRITANNIA
Oh, so it's fucking /pol/ shit.
That place makes we want to genocide white people, so many scrawny white kids posting smug anime faces and pretending they're some masterrace.
Can't even talk to girls I bet haha.
haha
haha
haha
i'm gay
haha
haha xD
Archaon is marching towards your lands. What do you do, /twg/?
haha
fuck off somethingawful forums
go clubbing with him and Franz in Altdorfs seedy undertown districts
Wait for him to die in Kislev
haha
same desu
try playing with 40 unit armies, I've had a lot of fun with the Empire and Orcs, garrisons and quest battles are naturally unbalanced though.
Send 20+ witch hunters after him and arrest him for heresy. They will win because Archaon is a fucking loser
I would, but my Processor is a moldy potato and I cant do
He's a fucking GW shill and a wimp. Have Karl Franz fuck his shit up.
left one could be a pretty girl i guess
Send all my forces to settle a grudge at a small Greenskin camp because one of them once coughed near a Dwarf
Get fucked haha
>thinking a girl that looks like a boy is pretty
How is that closet treating you?
That's it you lot are getting fucked up.
Give me your addresses so I can come over there and beat your asses like your parents should be doing. Bitches probably still in school.
Stop dawdling, there are GRUDGES TO SETTLE AND NEW ENTRIES IN THE DAMMAZ KRON TO WRITE
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>THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING WHEN THEY RAPED ME
You forgot your gif
Okay, which one of you cucks did this shit? not funny at all
Headbutt him
when i was reading i was smiling because of how retarded it sounded, but the "haha" at the end got me i don't know why, it just made the message sound so much more insecure that i just can't stop. and then theres this shit what the fuck man
KAZU KAZU
>Chaos is burning Kislev and Nordland to the ground
>Weissenland asking me to join war against goblins ever turn
fuck the diplomacy in this game christ
You near DC faggot?
>tfw you will never smash the third coalition sous le soleil d'Austerlitz
But then you die.
me on the left
Laramie Wyoming, meet by the historic train station at high noon in two days.
Bitch i'm searching for the first plane journeys over there right now.
You gonna be crying over your daddy's lap begging him to stop me beating your dick you fucking pussies.
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jesus christ how horrifying
Also Laramie is that your fucking boyfriends name?
Bitch that's a gorilla hand the fuck you smoking?
I want Kholek to sit on my face
>TELL ME I WAS ASKING FOR THE ELECTOR COUNT
the first message sounded a lot more genuine with the "haha" but thanks for keeping it going
stop the hordes of chaos
Yeah, man. Try killing a hippo with a hammer and see what happens.
The WIld West still lives, I fully expect you to bring a six shooter. I bet you are some yellow belly coward who cries at the sight of a gun.
1600 pennsylvania ave 20006, high noon this saturday. be there or be a pussi
Alright i'm out of here then.
Calling me not genuine I'll fuck you up. See you in a few days when I'm over there bitchboy, be sure to give Laramie my love.
>yellow belly
You think i'm some chink to you now?
>Th..this action does n...n..not have my consent
>please
I wish I could buy a season pass for this game.
This is literally the only game where it'd be worth it
Damn straight I think you got some tar in ya boy.
>Spearmen without shields
It's like fucking Chinese peasant levy
At least Westerners give spear levy a fucking round shield
>I wish i could pay for things that don't exist in advance
>Start Chaos on VH
>Try being smart
>Build ten units of Marauder Horsesemen
>Get annihilated by first Skaeling stack because not enough infantry
That was embarassing.
>not playing on Ultra unit-size
>press skirmish
>win
how did you fuck up this one?
It's such a tease seeing the ruins and stuff that are where the other factions should be
There's also some ruins in the badlands swamps but I don't know what faction would be there other than skaven again perhaps
>be sigvald
>trying to summon a second chaos army
>MAGGOTS OF NURGLE -5 HORDE GROWTH
>HURRICANE OF CHAOS -5 HORDE GROWTH
Why don't you just fuck me in the ass some more?
post your best battle pictures
>be sigvald
Why don't you just fuck me in the ass some more?
Nice roleplaying
that's skavenblight. note the faint green glow around the ruins
>Attack Grimgor's army
>12 units of orc archers
>3 units of goblin archers
>4 units of melee boyz
What the fuck Girmgor? Since when did orcs become such faggots? Are they playing elf or something?
The hero stands ready to push back the savage orc.
NECESSARY FIRST ADDITIONS TIER
>Bretonnia
>Wood Elves
>Beastmen
FIRST EXPANSION TIER
>Tomb Kings
>Chaos Dwarves
>Ogre Kingdoms
SECOND EXPANSION TIER
>High Elves
>Dark Elves
>Naval Combat
THIRD EXPANSION TIER
>Skaven
>Lizardmen
DLC TIER
>Everybody else
Wight Kings are the most badass agents in the game, only Priests of Sigmar come close to how fun they are to watch go to town
I know. >filename
But I don't recall any skaven in the middle of the badlands swamp, so I'm wondering what faction is supposed to use that if any since there are similar looking ruins there.
Also, the pathways into Athel Loren that don't go anywhere like this one.
no, first expansion should be space marines. I have no idea why they would use the warhammer license and make it about some gay fantasy shit
>beastmen
>chaos dwarves
lmao
>tomb kings, ogres, and chaos dwarves that high up
user pls
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My reasoning is they are the easiest to add as their territory is just an expansion of the current map
DON'T FUCKING GO THERE user.
>carry out an assassination of this character within 3 turns to get this really good item
>it's fucking a skaeling cunt in the middle of the ocean
araby when tho
Calm down Sigvald.
Why not user? If they get popular enough, the guys at GW might smell a profitable codex.
>Empire is better than bretonnian peasants.
>Empire hires professional soldiers
>Empire gives a """"""professional soldier"""""""" a stick, doesn't even give him a shield and sometimes not even a helmet
>Bretonnia gives their peasants a spear and a shield and helmet
Nice try Elector cunts.
>Playing empire
>purging the dirty french
>get into battle and wait for them to come
>some banter by my spearmen starts and they say "I heard all their king eats are frogs"
>lol heartily
Kino as fuck
>deploy a sorcerer to the goromadny mountains
>nothing happens
Is this quest broken?
Fuck off mudslime