Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>tfw I'm now 51 wins and 16 losses with CARRY Abaddon, and oh yeah, the Major is starting Edition.

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: killurselves.com
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page


>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TDE18mK
reddit.com/r/DotA2
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
dota2lounge.com/

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periscope.tv/Cyborgmatt/1RDGlOgmdwOKL
dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for our guys

who Veeky Forums here

reminder to report avatar shitposted vandalized degenerated OPs

9 memes early

I'm betting on based gooks with wisp bristle bong and HOTD strats

25 MINUTES LATE AND COUNTING

>t-this one will start on time

THE DOTARDS

FOREVER THE GOOD LITTLE cucks OF VALVE

hey you meant to post a pic of secret but posted liquid

MVP WILL TAKE IT ALL

Houstonbros report in

They added the Frankfurt Major overlay and some more battle pass jew shit

>Valve literally playing a funeral dirge on the piano
>DED GAEM confirmed

Looks like you posted the wrong image by accident there, friend.

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Mind control looks like a bouncing round ball. Lmao so funny. I really like his roundness.

youtube.com/watch?v=9CRBry5l_TY
Watch how midgets kicking russian host while delay on mainstream.

where is the fucking pre-show

S
W
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>tfw 40.75 hours of staying awake
>stream delayed
I'm suffering for this pseudo grand final. PLEASE VALVE

Yea this introduction is so cool

I BELIEVED IN SEA MONKIES

NEVER AGAIN

For the 3k user from last thread.
Lean the timings.
Learn what your hero can and cannot do.
If you aren't playing a core, rotate early and make them tp or kill their cores.
If you need wards buy them for yourself.
Get more efficient with your farming speed, stack whenever you get the chance, take towers if your lane opponent goes missing.
Learn when to buy what item.
Use the trees to the side lines while pushing.
Use constructive pings to direct your team.
t. 5k

Who else /literally named Abdul Ismail/ here

>reddit.com/r/dota2smut
>discord.gg/0138gqzAj9TDE18mK
>reddit.com/r/DotA2
haha ebin

It's so refreshing that MY thread is the thread where all of you literal shit eaters get to post for the start of this Major's main event.

Aren't you thankful?

I am literally saving DOTA 2 here. No more fucking 2k MMR blogshit in sight!

>kunkka octarine

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I'VE JUST FIND THE MMR MACHINE, ITS ACTUALLY SO OP, FREE LIFE WITH TIDEBRINGER HITS

Oh fug, i just came home
What did i miss?

why is everyone spurging out? the game isnt even scheduled to start for 15 min???

Kuro gonna Qurban some gooks

see and then kill yourself and your spastic behavior

Opening ceremony was supposed to start 35 mins ago

periscope.tv/Cyborgmatt/1RDGlOgmdwOKL

it's fuckign empty

>tfw alberto barbossa still hasn't killed himself

Anyone want to play maf?

>the instant invite has expire

>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist

>those empty seats
literally dead gaem

AVGN????

>1 hour delay

>Mineski

mineski?

oh UFCK

What?

Dead game

Post Cap

does cap get a lot of pussy?

Here you go mongoloids, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.

Can someone explain to me why alliance has so many fans? They where only good for like 6-8 months, navi was good for like 3 years.

is it literally just bulldog?

LMAO DOTARDS

SHOULD HAVE PAYED MONEY TO GO LIKE GOOD GOYIM KEK

El classico

okay thanks

I have been watching replays and started doing some things such as stacking ancients every time I got to rune and rotating more/faster

I almost always win early but just cant end games

Uhhhh dotards?

I thought Dota was popular in shitty third world countries?

Argentine v Chile in 8 minutes

So this is the selfie app my friend used

>paying to catch malaria and then get shived for my socks
nty

LMFAO!

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING A GAME DESIGNED BY A LITERAL CURRY SHITTER.

NICE FUCKING GAME DOTARDS!

It's okay. I can't fap while fasting anyway.

Crowd must've predicted the delays.

I couldn't care less can they just start before I fall asleep

START THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEROES VS HEROES

No he's tied down to this thing.

FIERY

EPIC

ENCOUNTERS

HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OF STRENGHT

OOOOOOOOO (women singing)

FINALLY

>SAND KING

>tuesday morning

It will be full on friday/saturday

Motherfucker

holy fuck this is awful
>we want to show china we're better than them

Never forgetti

TIME FOR TRON

what the fuck is this rofl

I stayed up for this shit

someone PLEASE replace qops ult sound file with this lady. or nagas ult.

And people said ELP's shows, or Yes' TFTO era shows were pompous and pretentious, Jesus fuck

>We Tron now

THIS IS YOUR PRESHOW LMAO

THEY WERE LATE TO GIVE US SOME BITCH SCREACHING

hooooooooWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH SHIT GUYS WITH GARBAGE CANS IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

This is actually extremely cringe-worthy.

It's just a fucking video-game, man.

Jesus Christ.

LMAO WHAT IS THIS TRON SHIT DOTARDS

can't they just start the fucking games instead of this bullshit

TERROR OF THE WIND

what the fuck is this

ENDURANCE RUN

WE WOKE UP AT 4AM FOR THIS

Even fucking V1lat managed to do better than this holy shit.

Supports can't end games unless you play someone who can rat
Try shadow shaman, you can close out games that go long enough by using your team as a distraction while you drop 2x serpent wards on enemy throne

Tron hero when?

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

that guy had literally bought every fucking tournament ticket in the game btw

he was from the /d2g/ chat

>hoverboards

are you serious?

What the fuck are they actuallt doing?.

i am shaking my head to be honest family

this is a fucking beautiful joke of a tourney
they're fucking skating trons

i just want to watch dota

WHAT AM I WATCHING

What the fuck is this

tron theme ricochet live action gameplay incoming

is that a fucking hoverboard

>spinning around on the little segway hoverboard things

WHAT THE FUCK PINOYS

Why is Kelly Milkies singing live?

What in the actual fuck was that.

Are people receptive to this shit?

THis is weird butI'm feeling the hype chills

uhh