Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

>that face when never got to tell gae how much I hated him

why did you make this

Yozzil smells like dried bookah batter

wtf why?

Vae is old news now. Florburz is your new meme.

gee i wonder why a huge slut would smell like a las vegas brothel?

Just stop shitburz. It's getting a bit sad.

Wow rude! I am not a slut. That's just mean disinformation!

wheres dis boi..

Vae is dead. Long live Vae.

>tfw no penis to hotglue qt rats with

Just buy a dragon dildo and some fake cum lube and do it like that.

who is
>the best HOPE couple
>the worst HOPE couple
bonus round: who is your favorite hope couple

D-did we bully him too hard?

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Oh Gae where are you~

There's only 2 Veeky Forums guilds, this list is completely bogus.

>NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken

Literal mapchat guild. There's a youtube video of Edarkness spam inviting people in HoTM lobby. He is also banned from HOPE for being a faggot

>NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D

Where supposed to take seriously a Veeky Forums guild called "School Shooters" with a guild leader like venomblade who is also banned from HOPE.

Wow who would have guessed that permanently banned dumbasses would be the ones to spam incorrect and trolly guild recruitment info.

tfw noone cares about me but cares about my lookalike

It's probably for an epic reaction, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be pointed out to new players. This general is likely confusing to people coming in.

>a troll guild run by a HOPE reject has every right to be here too!!!

why did jugg get kicked from HOPE for cloning vuncia but florburz didn't get kicked for cloning vae?

jugg was kicked when they found out he's from california, where the biggest shitposters live, please get your facts right.

Because I didn't clone Vae. He wasn't in HOPE when I first joined.

AWOOOO

I love u florburz

he is cute! CUTE!

my future husband is florburz!

>When you have time to get online but remember it dead hour.
Feels bad.

Remember everyone HOPE members are allowed to:

- harass members without consequence
- clone members characters without permission
- stalk members outside of the game
- ruin RP for others
- be bad at video games

and still not be kicked. What a great guild!

I don't harass people.

I don't clone people.

I don't stalk people.

I don't interfere with RP or even ERP.

I'm a skilled player.

I am a HOPE star student.

Vae gave Jugg Vuncia's sliders. Venomblade has them too.

randy/edarkness, this butthurt needs to end someday.

I do all of those and my husbando called me out on it because of you. Thanks. Except the stalking.

You are sadly mistaken user. If only you knew the autistic methods jugg and shitshank went through to get those 'real' sliders.

I love this edition c:

post cute and comfy, anons

If they were able to get the sliders, that means Vae gave them to them. Autism or not, they still have them. It's not like the held a gun to his head.

i don't harass anyone
i dont make clones either, i dont see the appeal
stalking people is weird
i do my own rp, why would i ruin it for someone else
i'm alright, i'm not awful
u sound mad

Xth for homosexuals

venomblade made sliders from a model rip of squatfu and give them to owl. He mention this to me before he quit

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tfw I almost made a squatclone

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>HOPE victim blaming rather than kicking the root of the problem
lol no wonder venom lasted so long. What incompetent leaders.

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look at this little baby

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lol wtf is this, its adorably retarded

DELET THIS

I know that rat.

jugg had been guessing at vuncia's sliders for months, I still have the sliders from the first time he tried it.

jugg was incredibly retarded.

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I want to give a massage to a Femsura's weary ears.

>the charr looks more real than the dagger

jesus christ that's some cool shit

I want to sexual an asura.

>tfw no futacharr wife to harvest its cum all day

>tfw no grae husband to milk cum from all day

>tfw no hyper dogcock hermsura to worship all day

thats fucking disgusting

not showing your face and turning your back when talking to someone is fucking disgusting

you fuck

why do you guys have to take something wholesome and make it all weird?
tired of this, man. come on, what the hell?

If you want Lyn Knot then just ask for Lyn Knot in /bnsg/, not here fag.

sorry that was rude of me

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Vae has some nice balls

hi !

>static1.e621.net/data/7b/49/7b491b61dd6a4d66ccf498ecde6e976e.png

stupid little slut

What, jealous that Elonians know the best way to get their fill? kek

>kek

Don't be jealous rex. One day you'll get with gae too

disregard smelly mud hut daughters
give me the most fragrant, pleasantly aromatic rat

>both anons jump straight to jealousy

That picture is gross on multiple levels, anons.

riddle me this then, cuckhold: how is a slut stupid for getting the cock she wanted?

stay jeal while a gay cat gets a rich dose of elonian chocolate

>kek
>cuckhold

not even going to bother dignifying your question with a response, dumb ass, fuck off back to fapping over your furry shit

>you will never barb rexxies colorful mnorn in his tight butt

and i'm not even wrong
dude can't even admit when he's mistaken

it's just sad desu

You're a retard, and I doubt anybody with two or more braincells would fuck you.

can we post norn?

Sure, but why did you post a screenshot of a gorilla?

wow

Female norn are shit

you are very pretty, user

>tfw no charr mom to tell me bedtime stories

"my little cub let me tell you about my grandpaw who burned all ascalonians to ashes and melted their cities to build the black citadel"

>Best breasts
Norn

>Best butt
Human

>Cutest
Asura

>Furfag
Charr

What good are Sylvari?

>tfw no dead thread wife

Pretty sure mcharr have the best asses, fag.

vore?

>sPvP
>esports

>account points matter
>gw001.jpg

>judging people by their achievement points