/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

She is inbetween jobs now.

Rim and blow?

>what is a cliffracer
>he probably never played Morrowind
I'm sure there is a place in hell for people like you.

>or actually play the main storyline for once
You're not missing much

Play Vigilant.

>I'm sure there is a place in hell for people like you
Never heard this one before, thanks

Squatz

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Guys, please stop misgendering Xer Knight with your thoughtless, cisusing pronoun butchery.

Just bothers me that Skyrim is so far the only TES game I havent beaten all the questlines for, let alone the main story. I also got a few New Land and Quest mods too. Vigilant is on my list but im waiting for a better translation.

then again I played Morrowind and Oblivion on the console so mods couldnt take my attention away

>that thing on the left
Somebody call the cops

>she'll never rape you

Sitting around in a pond because I have no idea what to do with her

>Germans

>Xer Knight

Was hunting dragon bounties until Miraak came along and stole one of the souls, at which point she is now working toward seeing drowning him in that green ooze of Apocraphya. Very, very upset the Wabbajack does not work on him when he comes along to steal her fun, considering getting a refund.

She's like a hundred years old.

That's what happens when you make a fish.

What happens if I use Kagernac's Tools on my dick?

Make her fuck fishermen

What's wrong user? She's fine, and definitely not a Daedra! No need to alert the authorties.

That guy with the blue wizard hat is hiring. He need someone to handle his wood or something. I was too busy to take the position but I recommended you to him.

Have you heard back from him?

The best waifu this general has produced.

Id say it vanished but you already cant see it

Wet and Cold. Yes or No? l read it really affects performance

>definitely not a Daedra
As a loremaster, I agree. That thing is not a daedra.

I...Is she a Koi?

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more like that's what happens when you make a meme waifu with no real purpose other than being a meme waifu

Yeah you can look at it that way too.

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What a brave whale.

l can't believe this is real

That's more like new Aru.

She's got an okay face

Would be waifu material if she lost 150 kg

Reminder to write your stories for the /tesg/ story mod.

>performance
No
>script lag
Yes, if you haven't implemented your SKSE.ini or use lots of lewd mods that use cloak scripts for everything.

what's going on here?

Ah gee, thanks user. I need to play her again.

Come now, even the loremasters know not the full breadth of the denizens of Oblivion.

>I need to play her again.
In the meantime, post redhead Saqqara

I havent heard anything from him, I dont think he wants to hide me, shame.Ah well I dont think handling wood is my area of expertise anyway.

Not him but I like to think of her as a loli Dremora. Keeps my inner autistic lorefag in check.

I just gotta find something to put on her so she can be decent and then I can actually have her go out and do water things and stuff
I mean, maybe. Either that or she'll eat them. Or both.
She IS sitting around in a pond not really doing anything.

whats fallout?

>>>/fog/

wrong thread, sorry!

>finally finish installing the mods i want for a play through
>suddenly dont want to play anymore

every time

Apology not accepted

That was the intention originally actually, though I don't know if Dremora age physically at all.

Ahhh why not. Why do you like?

Simple solution: next time just play pure unadulterated vanilla

>Why do you like
As I said the other day, the hair

Is there an album or something of her?

Training with Punch Banana.

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yarti is gonna run out of waifus to lewd soon

what will we do then

Are those pieces of jewelry on her arms, forehead and neck part of the armor ?

>soon
She hasn't even scratched the surface of waifus to lewd.

She's only lewded like 2 tho. And ones a dude.

RIP
1942-2016

What Redguard is that?

Kobe Bryant

RIP
1974-2016

what was it? its gone now

A german mod that removed all clothes from children so they were on in womens undies.

>want to install the newest version of Rustic Clothing
>autism wont let me cause he's only done half of the mage robes

Suffering

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Why dont you use EotW robes, user?

>retard cripple can get laid
>/v/ and /r9k/ cant

>this dude can get laid
>I can't
Fuckin' hell...

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Heard a rumor of Skyrim being re-mastered for the new consoles. I'm guessing mods are going to be a big selling point.

How do you feel about the Skyrim remaster coming?

Is this a new meme

>tfw Bethesda has no competition

Indifferent.

Thrilled.

>Spongebob Poster

>mods are going to be a big selling point
>console players are literally tearing the fallout modding community apart
>modding community collectively telling consoles to fuck off
>console players dont even understand why they are not getting mods nor how mods work
>console players dont realize modders make things that they want to make and are not contracted by bethesda to make mods equally

ya that will go over well, consoles ruin everything and if bethedsa was smart they would stop the console mods now

>64bit

make lewd album already
and release follower

I havent been to /fog/ in a while, last I saw a bunch of mods where getting comments sections with console plebs begging for compatibility, how is it going now?

Does anyone know if the actual mods will be compatible?

89th for cyclops waifu mod when

It's not even more than a rumor at this point, dude. Chill out.

>“I would expect a remaster of sorts [at Bethesda’s press conference]… for something.”
Read more at gematsu.com/2016/06/rumor-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-remaster-announced-e3-2016#XJVPXctIDba1vPm1.99

ITS A REWORK FOR MORROWIND YOU FUCKING KEKS

H Y P E
Y
P
E

badly

most modders flat out refuse to make console mod compatibility because it takes a shit ton of effort and consoles just straight up cant handle most of them. this is leading to people stealing mods and fucking with them which is leading to modders taking down their stuff and console players freaking the fuck out because they just dont understand anything about mods and literally think you just hit a check box to make them compatible. the CBBE. F4SE is going to be released soon which will put an end to it though

I've heard a bit about the FO modding thing so I'll most likely be doing 2 things. PC exclusive for most of my mods and I'll be fucking up their save file with 1 mod that I will release with a few scripts altered. A delayed infinite loop goes a long way since it'll take some time before the effects are noticed.

Some reporter on some site just said he had talked to some Beth big shot I forget who about it who had literally said it's not going to happen, adapting Morrowind to modern platforms is apparently too much work for poor little Beth guy

so it's just bethesda relasing skywind as if they had made it?

hope they fix the 255 esp limit in the rework. l'm tired of merging mods

Aslong as it doesnt fuck with current mods, indifferent

>Bethesda bought Skywind

I wouldn't be surprised

lol

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