Dota 2 - /d2g/

>Ronald McDonald in every game
>huehuehue in every game
No.

They the fuck is there no refund on chips for an abandon, not even partial refund.

Hahahaahahahahaha

pettanko

Haha how the fuck is this hero balanced

>load into game
>check steam profiles
>see this
>instant abandon

I am from the uk and i dread playing with the people from here so fucking much, they are just like americans. Absolute fucking trash, and non stop talking.

Literally just had a pl with 81 cs at 25 mins blame our cm and lion for literally not fucking carrying him through the game.

this country and it's people are a fucking disease.

diapers desu

just tp out lmao

>Take Fear off of position 1
>Lose everything

Whoa.... it's almost like.... Fear CARRIED the team....

I cant 3 star axe blink call. Games always end too quickly and the closes I came was 32

>EG are out
welp. I guess there's no reason to watch this shitty 3rd class lan anymore. Post ending in 5 decides what I shitpost about till Ti6

>MVP slardar and axe

They cannot be stoped, literally 0 teams can stop them.

Anime!

waifus

He is not. He is underpowered.

Theres a reason theres not a single relevant english dota player 2bh

pettanko of course

he's not balanced

he's admittedly bad

of course on the shit bracket anything can work

1. Mason
2. Arteezy
3. Zai
4. ixMike88
5. Stan King

Coach: GrandGrant

TI6 WINNERS

fuck you weeb

So the curry sauce with your fish and chips.

Is it hot or cold?

>"he just a boy! he dindu nuffin!"

classic reddit

>high skill
lmao

POST YFW THESE TWO TEAMS GOT DIRECT INVITES

prostate bullying

>no secret to cheer for
Shit tournament desu.

are you going to post my picture on every thread? get your own memes you piece of trash

get to shitpostin you lazy fuck

>2. Arteezy

lol

the only time babyrage ever worked in a team was when he was position 3

Strong and interesting women.

don't speak to me you disgusting virgin ill throw up all over you

its all secrets fault, rtz can't be blamed for this, he's the best player on the team for godsake. He needs a better team

>bulba voted for bernie sanders
>ppd and sumail wear "protest" trump hats

no wonder theyre shit now

>don't invite EG & secret
>they fail to qualify
>there would be nothing entertaining on day 1 of the tournament

See, this is why people don't allow you to make decisions.

>EG vs C9 grand finals

Hmmmmm

>they fail to qualify

that might be reaching too far

NA qualifier teams are truly horrendous

>swindle rooting for gary johnson
>still competing

...

>NA qualifiers anything other than a huge fucking joke
Even SEA qualifiers are quality dota by comparison you dumb cunt

The fire and incentive i had to watch the major is finished because the only thing I wanted to see was secret and EG getting eliminated on day 1 and now it's happened and the victory feels hallow. I have nothing against any of the other teams except Alliance and OG and they'll lose anyway.

>Win TI
>become irrelevant

um doterd what causes this???

how can you like coL aka swedecucks too afraid to play in a real region

it became a meme and thus took on meme magic

but how do they defeat DC in the NA qualifier?

reminder that thorin is a reddit faggot
reminder that if you like thorin you are a cuckold mongoloid with a tiny penis and do not belong here
reminder thorin is not now, has never been nor will ever be "based"
if you disagree kys

EG is a joke too, what's your point?

If DC win today or at least put up a really good fight I'll probably be cheering for them. Everyone else im kinda meh about so I'll just end up having a tab open in the background and just listening to commentary

DC shouldn't be considered an NA team fuck them

>have an ability where you benefit from being rightclicked
>buy an item which slows auto attacks
???
dotards?
hello?

This Danish Bears fuckery is painful to watch. They had the game and then started wanking around the map in pairs and dying and losing the game.

How long before esports?

direct invites

yeah shiva's on axe is fucking retarded

this long

*unzips pants*

5 bongs

d2g isn't your safespace m'redditor

How the fuck do you 3-star that WR quest?

I can feel the disbands in the air.

Dotards?

>have an armor boosting ability
>buy an item reflecting physical damage
???

Who are the best heroes to carry me out of 2k?

bribe enemy team

>t. angry redditor

never reply to my thread again unless you're contributing or have my permission

you have my permission to reply angrily to this post, as i know you will

>IS THIS FUCKING RETARDED
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOO

Will Sing ever win a relevant tournament?

>zai is not even in top-100 eu

LMAO, why do people talk about him

MLG

With what?

>Atos debuff lasts 4 seconds.
>Atos cooldown is 12 seconds.
>Atos is cheap as fuck and goes well on a ton of heroes.

Why are pros so unimaginative? When the other team goes one of those stupid line ups where they have a big carry and 4 heroes with no damage just build 3 or more atos on your team and keep the enemy carry perma-crippled.

why would secret and eg disband if they're gonna be directed invited and get free last place cash which is more than people ever get a month?

spam shackle in lane til you get that done, then steal cs and focus fire tanks in teamfight

hope the rest of your team carries

>"relevant tournament"
?

yes

muricans want to poach swedes because 6k mmr eu is 8k na

every lan is relevant

blademail reflects before reductions now illiterate-kun

dotards aren't very smart

>had all of the top teams at the time, including both TI finalists and the chink dream team
>not relevant

uhh dotard

why poach cuckold swedeshits when you can poach an elite finn? this is why liquid > cuckliance always

>u mad lol
???

RTZ streamed the MLG finals when he came back to Secret
EE might watch that on stream to lift up his spirits or to convice people he was good once

guys what do I do when I reach 40 dollars worth of items from betting?
Do i buy an arcana or something of my favourite hero?

How the hell did danish bears throw so hard?

HOL UP

Are teams roster locked until after TI?

>pros don't build BKB or linkens

calm down you angry reddit nerd, you're mad on-line LOL

kys for wasting actual quid on a video game LMAO

Morphling.

No you need to save it for future compendiums

>somehow even more casual than TF2

>GUYS PLS PLS GUYS PLS LET ME QUEST PLS GUYS I GIVE TIPS AND COMMENDS GUYS?
Literally every WR I play with.

diving for kills intead of hitting buildings

This is why we dont have any pros.
All our players are shit.and playing other games like fifa
but desu, playing with English, French, Spanish, Germans, Italians or Portuguese is always cancer.
Only Greeks, Scandinavians, Balkans, Baltics and Some Russians are good AND FUN to play with.

>every lan is relevant
Not if they're honeypot lans, right?