/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

HAHAHA CHECKMATE ROCKSTAR

this is why i have trust issues
>those engravings
they ruin the bodyguard skin for me, wish there was another one with wood grips besides the platinum tint
>make sure you're on the navigator team
>get in whatever car you choose but a bike is the best choice
>use trackify then find all the vans yourself then get to the last one and drive it in
ez

No, the other Vans mission. The one with burritos.

wooow did you figure this out yourself?!???!?? ur so smaaart
dumb cunt, kill yourself
get in a car (can be an armored meme if you're shit at the game) and drive to the heist crew location

I don't own an armored car. But I can take out everyone by myself. the issue is the retards just RUSH in before I'm done.

Fucking Christ, you're annoying!

is there ANY advantage, aside from view and the highest chopper launching point, for the 4m office with all the trimmings as opposed to the bare minimum 1.1m office?

I'm probably not even going to run much cargo, I just have about 4 million and want an office to fuck about in. also does it take a property spot?

>first point
not at all but i would advise getting at least the gun locker for your cheap office
>second point
it's separate from the property spaces

Gun rack lets you store guns off of your weapon wheel right? jesus it will be so nice to force AP pistol as driveby weapon by removing everything else. that in-vehicle weapon select is SHIT at least on controller.

>Gun rack lets you store guns off of your weapon wheel right
yeah but only in freeroam.

shit.

Wow, epic, liked and subscribed. Could you make a shitty sped-up webm of doing the Kuruma Pacistandard glitch next? Jesus fuck you probably think you're actually coming up with this yourself considering how you though driving and avoiding traffic was some epic new meme.

PSA: Selling your cargo will likely crash your game.

Everytime i have sold cargo in a populated server it crashes me halfway through, this has happened 3 times now

Selling your cargo in an empty server however doesn't in my experience, so if you have a full warehouse and if you get booted into an empty lobby i suggest selling then.

Blu3Haz3 here attempting to re-join PC GTAG. Was kicked for inactivity. Thanks, Dark Souls.

Gotcha

What application is that you're using?

Much thanks. Maybe I can get some crates delivered now. Anybody have info on the profit margin on them?

Buying Crates: As many as possible at one time, or as few?

Selling Crates: Same question, really

Any way to save the militia outfit? Glitch seems to be patched.

few

many

msi killer network but that came with my mobo

as many as possible. the extra dosh is worth for the time saved
and the same for selling, the more crates you have the higher you'll profit but it's risky to have a lot and sell them all.

1 crate maximizes profit however takes the most time.

2 crate is a good balance between those.

3 crate maximizes time but cuts into your profit the most.

Thanks

Oh shit, your associates left after you went afk and this is in the bottom right corner.
What car do you take?
What song do you play?

Rohrlposting

Danger Zone is the only acceptable canon choice. Speedlines is an acceptable alternative canon choice.

just turn off the game informally and reload

>take Valkyrie
>play it ain't me

>playing multiplayer with shitty connection feels like

go to bed, Kaz

>Go Free Aim for easier CEO shit
>Can't get people for heists during that
PS4 is sufering

>weeb shitposter admits to being a manchild that throws up on himself
top lol.

Does becoming a CEO break glitched outfits similar to the way becoming a VIP does? VIP deleted like six outfits I had to remake

reminder to report and ignore idolmaster posters

What's this I heard about a particular Warehouse making money for you?

I WANT TO BELIEVE
Add Crimefighter to the list aswell.
MAKE GTAG GREAT AGAIN

>144926014
once a shitposter, always a shitposter

>excuse me I have to give my wagies another workydoo
Made me smile.

your char looks like Nicholas Hoult

>just got back in to GTAO today
>higgus was still on my list

I narrowly dodged a dick just now

noice

How do I get all this CRAP out of my once clean office?

Post hot characters

I'll start

It's likely a next level shitpost but talking to a couple of crewmembers... They actually wouldn't object to seeing this happen

You don't even have to put on music yourself, it's in the game
Giggled like a 5 year old when I stepped in my chopper and that song was on

Nice Guys Finish First!

youtube.com/watch?v=71JjXhGcRyQ

This guy's channel shows the customization of the 3 still hidden cars.

...

>When you get lost on the way to Vice City

CEO crates work on a backwards logic. buying in bulk is usually cheaper, and nets a greater profit from individual sale. But in this game, buying individual and selling in bulk is the way to go

Is that car just a Massacro rehash
Is the sound any different at all?

That's the one thing that pisses me off. Every fucking car sounds the same

youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk

I don't remember how the Massacro sound, but here he tests it.

youtube.com/watch?v=63RoLn5Y7Cg

I almost only do races in gta
I know how it sounds. I get that both the Massacro and the 7-70 are both dewbauchee, but come on

You know, I'd like to have some associates to make this CEO stuff go by quicker but I can't bring myself to do it because it's wasting their time.

neo 80s isn't vice city.

youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU

now that's vice city.

also
>the proto is ruining the supers class by a long shot
goddamnit rockstar

Hot damn, this batmobile is so fucking beautiful.

youtube.com/watch?v=vvxjl8Gh-eI

Well go on then, post a hot character.

fresh prince vibes

youtube.com/watch?v=owWRPfieJxo

>those bumpers
I guess i'm going to keep mine stock looking

also
>french
>that giant obnoxious watermark
disliked

GTA logic: Your enterprise's endeavors are illegal.

Rockstar logic: Buy shark cards.

>Do the fly mission
>The crate is worth LESS than the freight, despite the fact that difficulty is ramped up
Fuck right off

blater doesn't have the balls to do it, same reason he not only hasn't kicked nullfaggot but gave him fucking lieutenant status

Its worth noting that if you plan on grinding, all options will give you the same money per minute.

You'll spend 3x the money (666k vs 222k) to fill a warehouse with 3 crates at a time, but it will take a third of the time. The $/minute time will be the same.

Its objectively better to gather 1 crate at a time, you minimize potential loses, and if you're solo and its a collection mission you dont waste time traveling back/forth with the possibility of losing your crates to randoms.

Bossman is reasonable. If enough people wanted it he'd have to go ahead with it. Hell i'd offer to do it FOR him

>doing 111 buying missions

Can you also estimate the amount of time necessary for each?

And I guess i should ask. Can I sell more than 3 at a time?

True, but just imagine a crew without

Flynn
higgus
NullProphet
Kazreetsu
freemooz
Crimefighter
NPG (who is now banned)

You can (and it's better to) sell 111 fucking crates in one attempt.

So what you're saying is, buy a large warehouse

Nothing wrong with Null, Kaz and Crime they are qt and wonderful people

I'm sorry guys I'm really retarded beyond belief and it's really 12k as explained.

Do crate value keep getting higher the more you sell or what are the advantages of selling them all in one go instead of getting 3->selling 3?

higgus Flynn and freemooz are all banned.
>Nothing wrong with Crime
If and when they join the crew again I'm banning them for cheating against crew

Ezek go to bed you fucking mexican

>Kaz
Kaz is fine

>NPG
He's finnish and therefore alcoholic

You mean the ps4 crew?

>nothing wrong with null
forces shitty memes, obnoxious, discordfag and attentionwhore
>nothing wrong with crime
used menu against crew, obnoxious, still an obvious menushitter but denies it, etc. kys

There's a 30 minute cool down for selling from each warehouse.

Can you buy more than one office?

dawkestone, thank you very much for not killing me. I know I killed one of America's greatest heroes just now, so vengeance must have been coursing through your veins

So when will Rockstar fix their shitty servers? Billions made yet still being run by potatoes. Getting real sick of disconnecting into an empty server every 20 minutes or so.

When people leave to play other games

Reminder that you have mental issues if you actually kill someone during a sale.

Is it profitable to fix the servers?

I don't like Null but to be fair what has xir done to damage the crew? They might be annoying as fuck and xirs posts might make people cringe up regularly but is that 'punishable'?

Whats the fastest way to earn shit tons of money? I'm sick of fucking grinding heist with shitty teams.