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WOAH THERE

First for if you queue with hanzo kill yourself

>be SA
>ID list is all NA/EU

Back to CSGOyim it is then

So what are the odds that a side affect of Tracer's medical/temporal condition is that her body cannot age?

She'll go through the years seeing everything she cares about grow old and die while she stays exactly the same. How long would she be able to keep her optimistic attitude?

I want the scoreboard because when I play games wanting to get to the top makes me play harder and feel good when I get there
I don't play just to play, I play because I want to try to win

nth for getting mad at anyone saying gg is autistic

EASY

>mfw I literally baited the entire general
>mfw all of you are shitters who don't know what sportsmanship
>mfw better than all of you
>mfw you're gonna keep giving me (You)s even though I'm not reading them

gg ez easiest trolling of my life :) git gud

>want to play overwatch
>only want to play [x] character
HELP

B-but muh Olympic grandparents.

How do you guys decide what your group of friends will play in ranked?

strawpoll.me/10436009

What's the discord chums?

Am I the only one that soloqueues every single game?

I can't be assed to find someone to group with and play for +4 hours straight.

where is the overwatch discord senpaitachi

there is no greater feeling than killing Junkrats Riptire with your own Riptire

remove overtime and add 1 hero limit

Getting killed by ____ sends me into a blind rage.

McCree

>discord
fuck off

>"hey, if no one picks lucio, pick lucio"

and that's it

>Widowmaker winrate has gone from 63% to 61% today

JUST

I do and I hate myself for it every time

I was on the same boat as you until I realized how fun it is to try other characters. But if you're still set on it, might as well give up

I think I'm done with this game for a while, guys.

Bought it the day after release day and played the hell out of it. Like a real addiction, like a real gamer's fixation where the only thing you do outside of work, eating, pooping, and sleeping is that game. It's so exciting to be included in the cutting edge (even though I wasn't in Beta) of a video game and to see such a huge community form around it - the jokes, the memes, the art, even the lewds - but I think I've hit a wall.

It's just not entertaining anymore. I get more frustrated even after fucking quick-play matches. There's always some Korean aimbot-tier Widowmaker that's impossible to get to, some MLG-McCree, or my team's just incompetent. I've obviously hit the point of needing a break, and I honestly can't wait for the next update, but for now I've had my fill. Perhaps it's far more fun with a few reliable friends to play with, but until I gather some, I'm outie.

Have fun everyone. See you next update.

HEROES? CHAMPIONS? CHARACTER?

WHICH IS THE CORRECT TERM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

strawpoll.me/10436329

Woah there or Whoa there?

make overtime cap at 3 minutes then it goes into sudden death (no respawns)

I'm afraid to open any more boxes for fear of getting another bastion skin.

Post your completely average POTGs

Widowmaker. I'm tired of countersniping or playing Winston just so the enemy Widowmaker can stop skullfucking my team.

I don't get that image

>Opponent uses Genji's ult
>no one turns to him
>You use Genji's ult
>everyone turns to you

Every
Single
Time

See you in a couple days senpai.

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Push off.

>playing against a good Pharah on Illios
>game is a constant cycle of walking to the point and then being thrown down a hole

>just bought overwatch
>endless "lost connection to server"
>some posts on blizz forums say it's been happening for three days
I sure picked a shit time to buy this game

>res 3 teammates
>eliminate junkrats tire with pistol
Who wants to fill mommy with with hot big boy goo first?

Roadhog's hook + M1.

It's so fucking stupidly OP.

>Clearly behind corner of wall.
>Look at killcam
>He doesn't even aim at me. Aims like 5m to the right of me
>Hook still manages to hit me.
>Shot to face
>dead, even though I had full fucking HP as 76.

Normal feelings, most people will feel that way until new content is released and balance patches come out. Game is just too busted and barebones for everyone except the real hardcore lovers to be entertained frustration free for a while.

all i see from this thread is the repeating thing that can be found in many different places such as reddit that has no unique features

think about it, all the twitch streamers, all the lot you here, none of you "memes" are worth anything. you simply copy something that was created elsewhere and this act simply wont get you anywhere. you are stuck, the streamers are stuck. and for some reason you have the right to vote without any knowledge of anything

post the pepe, show the world how "in" and "depressed" you are, masturbate to the martyristic feeling you have created for yourself just to feel good. if reality ever hits you, you wish you were dead

>The tumbleweed

Taking a fucking guess

Whenever a Genji get's POTG with his ult if you look really carefully you'll notice either they're all him finishing off already weak people by accident when he was flailing his sword at one specific dude or everyone is ignoring him.

>battletag is autistic as fuck
>can't change it

What's are the hardest achievements to get?

I'm having a hell of a time trying to get the Lucio wall ride one

I'm on console

Okay so,
There needs to be a thirty second guide to playing Overwatch that you can throw at anyone's face.
>Ilios
>We're down a game
>Enemy team at 99%, we're in overtime
>Only one left near that can contest the point in time to hold overtime so reinforcements can arrive is Widowmaker
>flees in the other direction
>We lose

Very seriously, there needs to be some basic rules. Rules like, "if we are in overtime, get on the goddamn objective."

>average mercy player is fucking garbage tunnel vision retard that doesn't even know they have a damage boost
>i'm actually really good at mercy
>always feel obliged to play her

i hate this so much

...

>All these people that can't play Winston

Jesus Christ, it's not that hard, just look up any guide, they'll all tell you the same fucking things.

>everyone is stupid but me

>needing a guide to leap towards squishies and hold m1

> tfw Genji POTG with a shuriken kill, a deflect kill and an ulti kill

>Get a good Mercy
>Shit Rein that keeps charging off like a dumb ass
>Sees me constantly protecting her from a Tracer
>Proceeds to ride my dick as a healslut for the rest of the game
Feels good

But what do i do if there aren't any blueberries?

...

maybe the characters need to a be a bit more rude about getting on the point

when the Medic in tf2 yells "getting near ze point does nothing, get ON THE POINT dummkopfs" it often gets reactions.

>have 20-30ms to server every time
>massive delay on everything, if I shoot basketballls in spawnroom it takes about the half a second for them to actually fly off
>killcams are something entirely else from what I see
>literally can't throw stun grenade and have my fan the hammer shots register before opponent gets out of stun for a free mei iceblock etc

wat do

>that feel when you've come to recognize the signs of a shitter Genji thinking his ult is a win the game button.

>How long would she be able to keep her optimistic attitude?

She's just pretending for the sake of everybody else.
She's miserable and wants to die.

>Win on Volskaya defense
>Their Widow: "winston piss off you only went for me all game"

Should they just rework d.va, shes probably the most useless hero in the game.

> Drop my ult as Zarya
> Pulls everyone in
> Tracer jumps through and Ults on it
> POTG goes to her

Is there literally any reason to play Phara over any other hero?

She changed to her maiden name after being widowed? Would be neat, and lead to good lines like if she kills him 'Bitter? I'm not bitter...'

bullying shitter widowmakers is the best

>artist was too much of a pussy to use 'cunts'

baka currently

>switch to winston
>jump to random squishy
>plop shield
>start zapping
>tststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststs
>20 seconds later, enemy is still alive
>get flashbanged and double fanned by random mcree #2 for 850 damage

>Actually use damage boost when everybody I can reasonably get to is at full health
>Nobody fires a shot

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>mommy fetishist
I'll sit on your face and jack off all over your imaginary tits faggot

I share your sentiments but love the game itself too much to stop playing. I just wish Blizzard wasn't so slow about making changes to their games.

retarded bugs tied to framerate
>reaper's shotgun sound playing twice
>reload animation bugging (starting but never reloading bullets)
>certain skills being used twice (genji's shift, tracer's shift)

can you stop posting cropped legoman porn

sexual healing best healing

>A large portion of Morrison's guilty self-perception comes from knowing Mercy was carrying his babby when he was believed to be killed
>He knows he has a child out there he's never seen, and a woman he loves who doesn't know he's still alive

How the hell do I git gud with Lucio? I'm okay with most characters except for him, I do absolute trash with him always, but I also find him fun as fuck to play. His gun feels like a peashooter, when I go to an allies radius to heal the up, I'm instantly sniped even if I'm not out in the open, when I use my alt fire to push them back I end up just getting shot anyway and killed. It's a curse I swear.

Stay with your team and be a tank, add your damage to everyone elses and generally be the big awkward gorilla in the room. Harass people that try to run from your hot micro dick. Always jump back to your team whenever a fresh attacker comes along.

Winston's that only do that quickly get killed.
like this shitter here

Not the one you're responding to but I think there should be a scoreboard as well. Sometimes I'm in a six stack and if we get rolled I want to know who dropped the ball

>Widowmaker can stop skullfucking my team.
Honhonohon

I'd rather her being traumatized and compounding her other mental issues because no one is right in the head, but that works.

I wish Pharah had slightly smaller boobs in fanart

I used my ult on people who have 0 awareness.

You should be switching between healing and speed fairly often. In fact you shouldn't have passive healing on when it isn't boosted.
Also wallride more

nah that's for tryhards

Tracer

literally uncounterable hero if you're like playing le balanced cowboy

Genji is a character that gets worse the better you get because 80% of his move set isn't about being better than the other player it's about the other player being retarded.

E puts a skill check on the opponent
Shurikens for the most part put a skill check on whether or not the opponent can move around in ways beyond a straight line
Q asks if opponents have the ability to pay attention to auditory queues and then either explode genji or move away enough that he can't catch them.

Mei.
I love Mei, I really like playing as her.
But any time you lose complete control of your characters is infuriating.

play a custom game as him and learn to ride walls and find quick escapes from objectives and choke points

shitters queue him on fucking OFFENSE why

> Genji running straight at a Reinhardt with his shield up

Definitely a shitter

will: tested

>just found my widow only 40 hours player
Jesus, he wasn't that bad but how can you only play 1 hero for 40 hours.

oh shit~

Hate to sound completely retarded here, but how the fuck do you spectate games?

>tfw solo ulting problems widowmakers

What's in the box?

If you're not playing le balanced cowboy*

Anybody else feel like Torb needs a slight buff? Mostly to the scrap mechanic, in my opinion.

So much fucking scrap for me to collect yet I can't, because walking too far into the trenches means a Widow or Mcree will just come around the corner and kill me fucking instantly, but I can't just sit way back with my turret, because there's no fucking scrap back there.