/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

holy fuck, the autism
literal, unironical autism

Kill-on-sight list:
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>Gang-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit crew players
>GTAG members
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone not wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone not driving an Osiris (the best car)
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Anyone who's character is black
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name

Here faggot

OI

Does the safe do anything?

No

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test

Slavbrahs ww@

alright, since i can post now

>what the fuck am i doing with my life

r8 my generic slav.

where is mine
oh wow

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Aлeкceй/10

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>rammed into a tree not even at full speed and exploded
>tfw they really did nerf the buzzard

for what purpose

PS I'm thinking about buying a helicopter so should I get the Swift or the Frogger?

It's not enough that I'm happy, everyone else must suffer if they have what I can't have.

Add me to the crew please. My sc is FindingCMO

swift is fastest
frogger is for qt frogposters

>org leader demands he gets to fly the plane
>I let him fly the plane
>non-org crew-kills us
>org leader blames me, kicks me from org, crew-kills me and invites crew-killer to org
???????????

>overwatch meme pic
kys

wtf...

nice car

look at this photograph

Every time I do it makes me laugh

lik dis if u laff evretim

OK, so I did some unofficial test on certain mountain trails, sand dunes, and hill crossings, and the armoured XLS is just better at everything compared to the armoured baller LE. It is better at steep inclines, and less prone to spin-outs when going Baja across the map. So not only is it better on road, but better offroad too. The baller does have slightly better ground clearance but it is negligible.

Fat puchi

reminder to report and ignore idolshit posters then go to their general and post random GTA characters

fugg

Post Noir

Here's my P.I.

Take pictures when something like that happens

Question; Is it possible to upgrade my office once I buy it, IE, change the style, add a safe/locker/accommodations or do I have to have the cash up front for all of it?

yes

How long until the Assistant sells us out and takes over?

The assistant won't need to sell us out with how much evidence we leave lying around the office.
Thankfully the police are neither smart nor motivated enough to get a warrant.

can someone explain how to glitch associate body armor as an outfit? is it still possible?

Harharhar

>police will never have long-term investigations of a player after you escape a wanted level leading to getting tailed by FIB crews that have to be tastefully avoided
>blips will never be disabled, allowing players to blend in with pedestrians
>firing from vehicles when driving will never be disabled thus making it so one-man shooting and driving machines are no longer a thing
>free roam will always be bland
>race classes will never be fixed

>cant dual wield pistols or uzis

why? michael would totally go john woo

when? dual pistols/small shotguns/SMGs and the jetpack are two of the features i miss the most from GTA:SA

Dual wielding is a meme

it's a cool meme

>Deliver cargo
>PV warps to the other side of the map
Thanks R*

Its been a while

how do i have fun in this game?

Something that isn't an Audi just to mix it up

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am i meme?

>people who unironically try to kill VIPs doing headhunter or sightseer
how desperate for money do you need to be to do such a thing

>1280x1024

nice

the power...of PC....

nah. if you're gonna live up to that ese shirt you better go the full mile and wear khaki cargo shorts though

ezek is a poor mexican

Didn't think anyone else would be using 1280x1024 here
4:3 m-master race

Is Headhunter glitched for anyone else? Just now I wasn't able to kill the last target or any of his bodyguards, they just kinda stood there. Buzzard rockets wouldn't lock on and none of my guns did anything either.

Here's the weird thing though, once the time ran out I still got paid 20k. I've gotten paid a little more for doing it in less time though. Also right after the VIP Work Over thing came up both the target and the bodyguard reacted to me finally - the bodyguard started shooting at me and the target died after yelling like he'd been set on fire (probably because I threw a molotov at him earlier)

i dont really care because i got paid anyway but wow, great job on this rockstar

>police will never have long-term investigations of a player after you escape a wanted level leading to getting tailed by FIB crews that have to be tastefully avoided
I really do hope they could add some sort of realism mode to GTA6 which has detectives/actual police planning.
>Detectives find you by DNA because you have long hair and didn't use a hair gown.

I dunno if I'd want that level of detail, but I want there to be more longterm consequences to things. At the moment, there's really nothing linking your exploits dynamically to eachother which makes doing stuff feel kinda meaningless. Having things like the cops looking into you when you're making lots of money doing shady shit or having just gotten away from a police chase makes things way more interesting.
All in all, GTAO was an interesting experiment and I hope they do way more effective things with the next GTA.

Is it worth it to get the poorfag 1 mil office? Will that cash be made back easily?

You'll need a warehouse to start making money m8, cheap large is like 2mil, medium is 1m~ and I don't know about small but guessing 500k~, easily depends if you're in a heavy /gtag/ or solo session because you'll get bent over by randoms in hydras otherwise

I want that option though.
Same with criminal organizations actively doing things.
Rockstar has the city/surroundings down really well but they need to make the game feel more alive and organic.

BEST vehicle this update

The SAIGA is so fucking good now with the drum mag. It reliably kills enemies in a single shot to the upper-chest like a Heavy Sniper but can be used at closer ranges easily PLUS the slug rounds are more reliably accurate than the buck used in the Assault.

I am convinced my securoserve statue keeps changing, is this crate related?
at first it was black, then glass, now it seems to be filling up with something.

Is anyone elses changing with the more CEO warehouse work they do?

Nothing wrong with a 17inch monitor lads.
I got a 21 but it gives me headaches after a few hours.

I play exclusively on the Xbone with my young, easily abused sidekick friend and part time street negro.

cheapest small warehouse is 250k

What car is this?

frogger is a balanced agile and fast helicopter. Frogger tends to be dominant in air races because it loses less speed when turning frequently.

In freeroam, you tend to just fly in straight lines though giving swift the edge

But really, buy the buzzard, you can spawn it for free when you opt to become a vip, and while its not that fast, its the most agile helicopter in the game.

they could just have a police style org instead of ai police that try to capture you in the middle of stuff.

mamba

>series a coke
>helicopter team
>fly over to the yacht, clear it out then both of the ground members die
>one of them, the lowest level person in the heist, spergs out and says that the helicopter team is meant to stay in the air even though we were doing a great job and didn't have any problems
>restart
>we escape with the coke easily but the guy using the heli can't fly for shit
>heli is smoking, he lands in the middle of the eastern industrial area and they both get out
>i get into the pilot seat and fly to trevor's warehouse, losing all the heat i had
>the lowest level calls me a hacker
this is why CEO missions are superior to heists

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Too depressed to play desu

saiga?

who

Shotgun of killing vehicles faster than a heavy revolver.

It's literally the only one I bought.

Are you me?

>unironical

>pay for crates
>mission doesnt start
ROCKSTAR

Heavy Shotgun from LTS Update

It's impossible to tell who has a red blip now with the VIP shit
Fuck I hate that

how much of a shitter car is the armored schafter?
I dun wanna be a shitter

Using any armored vehicle makes you a shitter.

Patrician-tier armored car. Get the XLS though if you want to really plow through shit.

Can I sell yet?

Best car or best car

I still prefer the normal extended mag. It low rate of fire, high accuracy, and high damage mean I never really run dry when using it. The faster reload is more useful since you should always be topping off a shot gun.

me and god are gonna get naked for satan

but you don't ever need to top it off if you have 30 rounds since there are very few times when you'll need all 30 of those in a row
even accounting for misses

unofficial trailer for this shit update

youtube.com/watch?v=EvdnNwk8B64