Hypothetical: What would Veeky Forums do with $500k black cash?

My first priority would be to buy lots of Bitcoin,that would take time though because it would be meeting up with buyers as well as using Bitcoin ATMs to keep it anonymous,at the same time I would be laundering the money over a period of years using a small cash business,as well as keeping some under my bed for living expenses.

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>I don't know what black cash is

buy gold anonymously from local pawn shops, a lot of it

maybe invest in a business or two that may benefit my situation.. like a used car dealership or something. i'd probably build it slower than necessary over the course of time

pay all living expenses within reason in cash

Quit job and maintain a minimal lifestyle for a long time enjoying my freedom from wagecuckery.

>black money
>buy properties
You are fucking retarded.

Lynch it if it tried to sleep with my daughter.

>Not disowning your daughter
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give about 10,000 anonymous donations to my 10,000 friends.

buy gold plated kneepads

I'd probably just end up spending it all at Wal Mart on groceries and diapers.

don't you mean you're wife's daughter?

I'd be
>living like a baller loc
>having money and blowing hella chronic smoke

I didn't see that part.
You fucking faggot

If I wanted to make it easy:
Probably go to a small business owner I trust and have him pay me for work that I'm never doing. Ask him what margins he makes and make it worth it for him. If I make it out with 40% then it's an easy 200K with literally no working and check direct deposited to my account every week.

If I wanted to make it back with minimal losses:
Use cyptocurrencies and slowly siphon 100-500 a day in and build a wallet -> exchange -> wallet -> account system and once I get to like 25K in the exchange siphon it out at the same rate I'm putting it in.

buy ETH

>Commit a crime for a federal crime for 500k.
If I wanted to commit crimes for money I would just use it to buy a ton of black market goods that I would trade for clean money.

>If I wanted to commit crimes for money I would just use it to buy a ton of black market goods that I would trade for clean money.

Then you will be audited based on those goods. EX: How did you pay for them?

This, just spend it a little at a time over the course of your life

Shoot it for being black

irs.gov/businesses/gifts-from-foreign-person
>Thank you my Russian friend

You can do small things with it

buy cars with cash

boats with cash

All terrains vehicles with cash

food

house improvements- tradesguys LOVE being

paid in cash as they dont have to claim it and get taxed on it

drugs

hookers

small time gambling- DO NOT gamble 500k, dont be a dumbass like said to do

alcohol

entertainment- vidya, big screen tvs

Joke's on you. I'm ethnic Chinese and will buy property in California. The crooks in the U.S. real estate system will just look the other way as they'll think I'm another kleptocrat from mainland China.

Enjoy your time in jail my friend. Would you like to buy some dog meat?

Continue working as usual. Possibly use LBC to buy bitcoins.

Move it to the back of my bus

deposit into my bank account. invest it. live NEET life for next 30 years

Id buy luxuary car and 'rent' it to people for 1100 a day. In 454 days I have 500k white money

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What if you open a large amount of fake fundraisers and allow anonymous donations and 'donate' the money to yourself 'anonymously'

or become a camwhore and pretend to recieve large amounts of tips

>deposit into my bank account.

Good luck with that, frog poster.

become a neet, rent a cheap departament and smoke weed and play videogames all day

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