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sleep tight reaper

genji booty!

Xth for cute boys

sleep tight reaper

I'd reap that ass if you know what I mean

Need sleepy reaper

About to open 5 boxes

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I want to... no, I'm -going- to lick my way to the center of Tracer's chocolate bon-bon factory!!!

Ooh, lovely.

xth for p u r e l o v e

i hate mei and every mei player should hang themself

12th for D.Va

>HOL UP

how do you respond?

THE TIME IS NOW!!!

>manly arms
>brown korra abs
STOP
THIS
SHIT.

WE DEM BOIZ

Pharrah is the best!

kill yourself /u/shit

BARRIER ACTIVATED

>fanart without her machine that maker her not disappear in time

Fucking artists are shit.

t. Genji/D.Va player

Realistically Pharah would be fit looking at her past.

>brown Korra abs
What is wrong with this?

Too cute

>finally got Artic

Fuck Yes.

THAT
CUNT
MEI

sleep tight reaper

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I like this game

GET BACK

Winston makes rooms out of the same technology.
Which is probably what tracer would be in if she was showing the viewer her butt

You stupid tumblr retards neve reven played the damn game, she's got skinny fucking arms and a feminine physique, she's literally Samus, she doesn't have abs like some fucking roid junky or fucking man hands.

>brown korra abs
what the fuck are you even talking about

Agreed, mei is just annoying as fuck.

Who Winter Soldier here?

Oh cool so you've seen what she looks like without her armor.

sleep tight reaper

They are also degenerates that only care about muh shipping, lesbians and deviantart/tumblr.

Yeah, Smoke skin you mean, right?

I wanna give Widowmaker a wet willy.

>tfw got used to zenyatta
>even shit on widows sometimes
>people still just run away from my ult
Re.

This is oddly fitting

>10 seconds out the gate
>Zarya already glowing like a fucking exploding star

>tfw you do something amazing and you know you're gonna get play of the game
>tfw you DO get play of the game
>tfw its not for that particular play, but for something much less impressive

When does weekly brawl end?

How do you know? She's a professional soldier after all, wouldn't make a lot of sense if she wasn't fit.

Best 76 skin?

lol

>have my back to McCree
>flashbang still works

>She's a professional soldier after all
yeah, she's not a body builder.

Samus is a fucking bounty hunter and she has the body made for aeriel moves and finesse.

Pharah wouldn't have the amount of testosterone needed to get abs like that nor arms that muscular on her own. So quit that shit.

Russet, Jet, Bone, or the one with the helmet

Kebab remover

The naked one

Don't sexualize Ringo-chan.

Thanks.

>she's got skinny fucking arms and a feminine physique
here we have the polar opposite of amputeefags
retards that take the word of a twitter manager as godspeak and actually think she has twigs for arms. and/or fail to realize it's for the sake of the artstyle

Would you like me on your team?

know that feel bro
>play zenyatta
>kill stuff, support people..the usual
>feel pretty neat
>our winston jumps into the enemies and dies
>repeats that process about 4 times
>"wtf zenyatta is shit you can't even heal me"
>mfw I get play of the game

lol

>McCree flashbangs and fans my turret
>Kill him with my rivet gun
>He does this five times
>McCree 'So when are you going to play a character that takes skill"

It's like the enemy team wants to be melted. Eventually they wise up a bit, by then it's too laye cause there are no brakes on the Zarya rape train.

No, you'd be one of those guys who keeps complaining we're not behind his rectangle or be a shit healer.

So do real life flashbangs.

Zenyatta, not even once

which of the male heroes are circumcised?

Why does the beauty of Pharmercy upset some people?

As a support main yes. Zenyatta + Mercy is devastating. It's a shame about that Genji though.

>when you have to autistically duel someone playing the same hero as you

does flashbanging the turret even do anything to it?

it's called a FLASH/BANG because it disorients both sight and sound.

All of the American ones.
Lucio and Toblerone might not be.

Autism.

Every time I play Genji if the other team has a Genji they always fucking chase me and wont go the FUCK away

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Samus was also you know
genetically modified by bird people
It's explicitly stated in Pharah's backstory that she was an ideal soldier. Her mom was fucking shredded, so there's no reason to believe Pharah isn't
>Pharah wouldn't have the amount of testosterone needed to get abs like that nor arms that muscular on her own.
Oh nevermind I didn't realize you were mentally handicapped

>not loving the sweet hog on hog action

Cause alot of people ship these two.

If Pharah is a lesbian, it means she can't femdom me.

i'd be fine with t if they didn't make the Phar half into a dude

>mccree vs mccree
>flash each other and then roll away

They hate what they cannot understand and what they cannot have.

It stuns it but it would probably be better used on me since one fan can kill it
All my Mcreee dittos are
>Double flash
>Lets see whos fan hits first

Now we're getting into the real questions.

S76
Roadhog
Hanzo
Genji

It doesn't mean she can't. She just won't. Though that's not because of her sexuality.

>Pharah air duels

oh it's on nigga

Heros never die!

Tracer vs Tracer fights are autistic as fuck, I just change characters.

Having abs doesn't make you a man. Not that you would know though.

>It stuns turrets
really Blizzard?

>Leave game because team is losing on purpose
>Matchmaking puts me with the same team six times in a row.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>Mei counters Genji

I don't get this.
I main Mei, and Genji is a pretty big problem for me when I come across one.
I'm pretty capable of defeating most characters 1v1, but Genji is one of the ones I definitely have a harder time with.

But I pretty much hunt Mcree for fun.

I don't know why my experience seems to be the opposite to everybody else's.

>Genji
He literally has no dick. The rabbi took a little too much off the top.

Commando

All I want is for her to force me against a wall and give me love bites. Is that so much to ask?

This is lovely.
Saved.

>playing D.va
>FUCKING CUNT MEI shows up
>she runs circles around me while I try and tickle her to death
>her ice also makes me turn around even slower
>run out of mousepad to keep spinning
FUCK THIS FAT FUCKING CUNT PIECE OF CHINK FUCKING SHIT.

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Yeah that's weird because Genjis are free kills for me. I don't bother trying to fight McCrees close range though.

Here, I fixed your ship. You can thank me in memes.

Remember soldiers, look out for your healer.

Turret has got to have optical and sound sensors, so a flashbang would mess with it. I mean, realistically it should also stun mcree and his team, and for more than a second, but eh.

why didn't you just press shift