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Lost hype, lost potential and lost people.
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Previously on MEG - >RYDER
>Tempest in the new Normandy
>customisable all new deluxe pro Mako
>Krogan with very big bulge
>BT Smoothie
>Tuesday treats
>horrible
>so much hype
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3rd for gay Krogan.
I honestly didn't think they'd go with Ryder. It sounded like a bad joke at first.
I think the whole idea for andromeda sounded like a bad joke
No, it would have been retarded to stick to the milky way after ME3. Setting the game on a new frontier is one of the best ideas they've had since ME1 but I'm sure they'll fuck it up anyway. Like by handwaving away the lack of mass relays and translated alien languages in Andromeda but the idea itself is great.
it happens
he probably meant making another game at all sounds like a bad joke. just like star wars.
Andromeda has killed the Mass Effect fanbase.
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No, I meant they should have left the mass effect universe to rest in piece and never try to revive it ever again
what the...
they did kill franchises before and left them to rot after all, like Ultima, Command & Conquer...
Is that Denny DeVitto?
Ryder is uglier than the ugly asari
then why did this hero not have nightmares when jenkins died? or when he had to leave one of his squad to die on virmire? or when he destroyed a whole fucking planet? his nightmares started because he saw a shuttle with a kid inside get shot down
Its patton oswalt you blind dunce
why did he do that ?
who gives a fuck? it won't be in the final game anyway
Striking resemblance.
He betrayed our only religion, MASS EFFECT.
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I have a cat named after Tali that I have sometimes called Quarry for years, in a moment of being too high I noticed that name would probably be a little racist in the mass effect universe
will we get another red/blue/green ending?
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As long as they keep making money out of it they will never stop. But at least this is more of a spinoff game than a straight up sequel. It isn't Mass Effect 4.
Throwing dindus in the garbage is the right thing to do.
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She looks a bit like Brienne of Tarth
what did she see?
For the same reason you pushed a guy out the window.
are you talking about the mission where you recruit thane? I just told him to fuck off
Looks like some kind of weapon.
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Knife or a bayonette.
>tfw never getting a good ol' steel bayonette in Mass Effect, only the dumb omni-shit
gethpenis
her face?
geth don't need penises
Does the order i pick my crew members affect which one of them talks during missions?
Of course they don't, they're all dead now.
But a gethpenis is a valuable collector's item.
Maybe?
What? The only ones who speak during the missions are the people you bring along.
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In which game? In ME2 they have different hotspots in the hubs where they can comment on stuff but other than that they pretty much have the exact same lines whoever you pick during regular missions.
lets say i bring miranda and jacob to grab grunt in ME2. Which one of them will say the loud speaker line
joker
ur fucking funny m8
why does it look so good in hentai but so bad in real life?
3D girls are icky.
it's fucking randomized as both of them have a say on this particular situation
This.
If this board wasn't SFW I would post one of Fugtrups gifs. Google it and you'll see.
>Reverse goatse
>Hands are literally in the ass
>not only seeing the fingertips
Miranda.
and why not jacob?
Fuck if I know, that's just how it is.
Who cares about Jacob?
>tfw you say 'no' but you really mean 'yes'
So pretty.
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>arch ship to a distant galaxy
>best of the best people should be on board
>ryder
>doesn't even have heels
Something tells me her ankles wouldn't allow it.
yuck!
More like the floor wouldn't be able to support them.
He's a nigger.
Do you guys think Andromeda will finally prove indoctrination theory once and for all?
How in the world would it do that? Do you actually believe that retarded shit?
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>indoctrination theory
no that's just your brain searching for a pattern to justify that illogical piece of shit ending
is that luke cage on the right?
Muh indoctrination theory
Muh trees
Its the most retarded shit to cope with the ending, even more retarded than the ending itself
so how come it looks as though she has actual eyebrows made of hair?
it's normal for biowEAre to forget their own lore
I don't care, I'll still believe in it.
>retarded shit
No, synthesis is retarded shit.
She's trans-species. She's a human who got Asari reassignment surgery.
it's like forgetting Harry Potter's scar in the first trailer.
this must be it
Now that we're invading these strange new worlds, can we hunt crazy critters?
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>Triggered by this fucking paint shit.
I will never get over ME3.
There were a few really big quadrupedal animals in the E3 trailer. A big flying thing, too.
Yes but can we just hunt them for shits and giggles with our new Brogan?
>uncensored
Oh, boy.
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I'm sure there were pleasure-Geth around during the years before the morning war. And during the uprising they took up arms like the other platforms, floppy grey penises dangling as they marched from town to town. Synth-vulva glistening in the setting sun, bleached pale white after all the flaming buildings the platform has traversed.
daily reminder that MEA is gonnabe shit
dont mind me dumping my ragefolder
found the tweet of the ME1/2 lead animator
spot on resemblance
>they laughed about the "swampbeast"
>they called her ugly
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, THIS IS YOUR OWN HELL FEMSHEP HATING FAGGOTS
yes, I'm sure meg's hate for swampbeast is the reason for this abomination to appear
>I had no idea until a year after ME2 came out that you could have a female lead.
That's your problem, you fucking retard, not a fault of the game or its marketing.
its fucking karma nigger
you put so much hate into a decent looking character that you now get an even worse looking character
>le see jay dubya boogeyman
>karma
shove your fucking superstitious beliefs in your asshole you fucking caveman
>swampbeast
>decent
Top kek.
Idiot.
enjoy your new ugly DyckRyder you giant cunt
you are right, she is beautiful
mkay :^)
prime number do a trilogy playthrough with a femshep
composite don't
Mine was always a girl.
>a family of Ryders
Could be interesting.
>youtu.be
I wonder if they're going the DA2 route where the class you pick changes who lives and dies.