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TRACER
REMOVE THIS WHORE
S I G R U N
reminder that this is possible
>"finally we have a finished game with plenty of cool characters!"
>"but jeff, we still need to fill the diversity quotas with a black character, a manlet character and a mentally handicapped character"
>"fuck...how about we just turn it into 1 character?"
top 20 for reinhardt charging to his doom uselessly
I really want to get a mercy cosplay so i can get fucked in it while I'm in Voice chat and trying to heal my team
nice
AAAAAAAAAAA
How can people stand low dpi and sens? I just dropped my dpi while I'm browsing and I can already feel it in my arm
(You)
yes we know, playing hanzo is possible. unfortunately.
>tfw I dodge every temple of anus, hanamura and koth
>tfw game is super crazy enjoyable
avoid map option when
Mercy's ultimate charge rate should be GREATLY decreased, it's broken as fuck right now that she can get an ult practically every minute if she's on top of healing her team.
hey owg please rate the new hero i came up with
his laser gun heals nearby teammates the more damage it deals
So can leaving games before you lose be used to pad your stats? Does it actually work?
Just saw some Genji mainer who I thought was pretty bad but he had 73% winrate on Genji across like 200 games and when we won he left the game just before the match ended
Was wondering if that is how he has achieved his winrate
We don't need any more mentally handicapped characters than the other 5 put on my team.
Imagine for a second you're DVa, and you have a choice of using the defence matrix on a level 1 turret or a S76 with ult up. Why the fuck would anyone use it on the turret right? Fuck my teams.
but they already had winston
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Why do I always get Gibraltar / Route 66 and almost never Nepal? Is it actually random?
This game can be so fucking frustrating it makes me want to fucking kill myself multiple times a day
People with excessive winrates (over 60% max) are probably leaving a lot or pubstomping in premades all the time
i enjoy every map
Why would you report someone for saying gg ez? I play on Xbox because I got it for free, but don't you think you need to grow up? I hate systems based on reports rather than breaking the actual rules.
literally git gud
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>HILDEN STEB NICHT
why would you want to pad your stats in the first place? it's not like they give out prizes if your win rate is in the top X percentile
people on here are literally autistic, that's why. they just can't deal with mean children.
Why can we not buy player icons? This seems dumb.
>Nepal
>Hanzo not getting on the point
>Bastion being useless and feeding the enemy Widow
>Reaper going after the enemy Mercy
>Team Mercy following Reaper
What did I do to deserve this.
Anyone got the To Be Continued version of this?
the alternative is convincing blizzard to hire enough people to monitor the chat for every single match in progress 24 hours a day. good luck with that.
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>play solo
>get decent teammates
>play with some friends
>get random teammates so retarded that if i wanted to kill myself I would climb up the number of their chromosomes and jump down to their iq
mods are deleting waifuposting/lewdposting/healslutting so only post game-related shit or eat a ban
anyway, has blizzard said when d.va buffs are coming? she's still garbage in pubs and competitive
Man I hope ranked encourages more teamwork. It's such a bitch to lose because the team is spread out all trying to solo carry instead of working as a unit
>entire game is people on your team joining and leaving
Why are the healsluts mostly straight girls and faggots. I don't like this.
Okay /owg/
Your job is to make a passive ability to a character that doesn't have one yet without making it OP. Small adjustments to abilities are allowed if it makes the passive work.
What does your least played say about you, /owg/?
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I'd guess with ranked since they seem to have her buffs down to two options
This is the new hugbox era. There is no backbone now.
>playing this game solo
Why subject yourself to this torture?
WHO REMOVED THE MEI? REEEEE
Was it a mod?
childe detected
Mei can freeze the ground in front of her to move faster, like Frozone from The Incredibles
d.va is on their radar along with roadhog
I just leave if the team is shit
Mine says I don't like widowmaker, torb, or bastion very much I suppose.
Mercy's ult charge rate needs a fucking nerf.
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>actually found a random team that organizes strategies and can hold down objectives
>we win both rounds of Hanamura through team work and good plays
1 in a million holy shit
too many people left afterwards though
I love how winning the game have to start by picking Reinhardt + Mercy/Lucio. Such an amazing MMORPG mechanic brought to an FPS.
>hanamurah exists
WHAT THE FUCK?
>mfw I have no one to play with
It's lonely out here on Xbone
mook employed a shitty janitor who deletes things he doesn't like, yeah.
Nice double kill of Tracer's getting killed
>Discover that D.Va can be a direct counter to Bastion
huh, why didn't I think of this before?
There are several heroes dedicated to getting behind a team and assassinating key targets like Mercy
The only thing I want is a patch that improves this retarded matchmaking.
As apposed to them being...
1000 shots 1 kill. I wish she would have to reload after every shot in sniper rifle mode.
I swear if i'm ever going to kill myself this game is going to be the trigger. Never have i played anything this rage inducing in my life
>KOTH
>Really amazing close round, point keeps going there and back
>3 people on both teams type out good round
>One nerd on their team says "ez"
>Our team loses their shit and goes full out on round 2 just to say "ez" back
>Last round an amazing display from both teams but we manage to pull out the win in the end
>Flow of "gg ez" fills up the chat as everyone and their mom is constantly shitposting
Oddly satisfying, that entire game
>neither guy blinks out of the spawn, even after the first one got killed
what retards
Got 1000 shekels again, Raptorion or Valkyrie? I already have Mechaqueen and Imp but still
I'd like two things:
>Game displays which players are in a party together
>Some way to check to check everyones MMR in a game
Ever get that feeling of deja-vu?
I have only slightly more fun playing with friends.
must don't play games often
>already have mechaqueen
>thinking of getting the reskin of Pharah's worst skin
why?
junkrat?
beat me to it
I know maining is dumb, but what hero has the coolest mains.
My vote goes for 76.
junkrat!
The Native american ones are nice but they really bug me out due to there being no reason at all for them to exist. I already have Raindancer
>Game displays which players are in a party together
This so much.
That way I can leave immediately if I see that shit.
The game is no fun when you have some try hard +4 premade team.
>that Lucio
>that Junkrat
>that Bastion
Oh god I wish
WHEN IS BLIZZ FUCKING GOING TO FIX THE FPS?
>10 loss streak
This is pathetic every team I'm getting is just retarded. I'm down about 5% win rate now just because of retarded teams. What the fuck is going on? Why am I getting absolutely awful teams that get stomped every game? Shit like being unable to take point A on King's Row.
I'm just not convinced these people are anywhere close to the mmr of the other team at all.
>worst skin
Nigger I will fight you.
I bet you don't even know where her ult is pulled from.
HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL WALKING INTO BASTIONS
FUCKING STOP
Oh fuck you with that. Learn to play a bit.
You want what exactly? See only Lùcio and nothing more?
Take a flanker or ask your team to hardfocus Mercy and it's ok.
Jesus! Winston, Genji or Tracer are a real pain in the ass for Mercy. So adapt yourself.
junkrat
babby janitor is learning basics
i got a temporary slap on the wrist for posting an image he disliked
This. Also, just leave the match if your team is complete shit.
but people are too bad to play them correctly so they cry about mercy ruining their pentakill.
I'd like it if I wasn't put into the match I just left over and over. I don't give a shit about the dumb penality but why give me a penality and throw me into the same game again?
winston is smart as fuck though
Kill yourself
>Everyone complains about Mercy
>Nobody ever picks Mercy in pug games.
Make up your mind spastics.
because someone has to play the tank/support
Skin Types we definitely need for Overwatch:
>Schoolgirls
>Nurse
>Witches
roadhog - enemies only charge ultimates at 2/3rds rate when they damage roadhog
winston - melee attacks knock back the target (~½ of ult)
mccree - close explosions and headshots can knock his hat off. recovering it heals 25 hp
>10 loss streak
How do people do this fucking bad?
Surely you're exaggerating
And then she comes back and rezzes the rest of her team because it's up every 30s.
gg ez
Widowmaker reload and unscope after every sniper shot when?