/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2 General

>tfw got three
>all shit games
Thanks, I think

>people never take the first code
thanks mate I'll be sure to try it out

you greedy fuck I took one code I could have had them all but I chose to let other people get some

cool

liar I took that one

no I did

So is the new SMG just a better Krinkov?

can someone host biker heist death wish

Yeah, it's pretty OP.

ashley i propose a trade, i have 5 packets of Roseli™ brand crushed red pepper and I am in need of the biker dlc, respond to my post if you accept my offer

proof

Trashly doesn't come here anymore. He's an official Overkill employee now.

????

What kind of weapons? Is it even possible to run akimbo or silent killer?

that's not the real trashley

Discrediting an Overkill employee. Banned.

I use either akimbo/pistols only or shotguns only

>throwing axe is a faster javelin
Javelins confirmed for fucking dead. Literally no reason to buy Chivalry DLC now.

there was a reason before?

reminder to all ngbto, dmcwo and custom hud users KILL YOURSELF

>ngbto

lol did you get autokicked for having under 20 hours?

keep crying bitch nigga

no fag I have hundreds of hours I just dont have retarded requirements for who can join my games

>i-i enjoy playing with shitters so everyone s-should t-too

>no flipcocking Breaker 12G Akimbo

this game is fucking easy, if you cant carry people you are most likely mentally retarded and likely have some physical disability

what do these acronyms mean

i don't like having to do everything my myself while idiots complain that i'm not inspiring them up all the time

i also like the pissy messages people leave on my steam profile when they get kicked for being sub 400 hrs

Newbies Go Back To Overkill and DMCWeapon Overhaul.

What's a good secondary to pack when using a primary shotgun or grenade launcher and need some quick reliable longer range firepower with plentiful ammo?

ty user

If you like pistols, can't go wrong with the Bronco, Peacemaker, White Streak, or any good pistol if you have pistol skills.

For SMGs, the Patchett, Uzi, Micro Uzi, Chicago Typewriter and Kross Vertex are pretty good as well

Hows the new SMG from the Bikie Heist?

I don't know, don't have the DLC, sorry

it's a krinkov reskin

How's biker perk deck, any good?

it's half anarchist, half grinder, all garbage

What has the highest EHP in the game?

>I'm rolling in exactly 30 seconds
>leaves in 15
fuck you, Twitch

can't you actually see his van just sitting at the edge of the map if you're in the right spot during Cook Off?

he has to take breaks to jack off

Krinkov that very easily his 100 acc and stab.
It's also an assault rifle. Not even a carbine.

>Uppers Ace
>Your deployed first aid kits will be automatically used if a player would go down within a 5 meter radius of the first aid kit.
Does this means med kit will automatically revive downed player or just give him some health as it normally would?

it'll bring them to full health without downing them.

it essentially makes it so you can't die if you go solo with swan song and 14 FAKs

Swan Song is dead.

>it essentially makes it so you can't die if you go solo with swan song and 14 FAKs
I still get downed, how the fuck it works.

you need to be within 5 meters of it when you get to 0 hp

No no what I mean is IM IN THE FUCKING AID and I still get downed with it infront of my face.

So if i put fak on the gallery floor and then drop on it from the roof, i won't go down?

It may only work with getting downed by enemies, I don't know.

Are you sure you have it aced? If so it may be broken

they fixed that back before the beta even finished, you don't get your health back if you go down at the end of swan song

you don't go into swan song at all if you're withing range of the FAK to give you your health back

Yes,the javelins you fuckin idiot

Haven't played in two years

What have I missed?

enough with this meme

A third year of never playing it.

What meme?

I've legit haven't played in two years.

>Tried to do the new Biker heist three times and failed each time because the bike gets stuck on something.
This game is such a joke.

I was also in your position, played the beta and some of the release then didnt touch it

- Tons of new DLC maps and guns have been released
- There are now throwable grenades, shurikens, javelins, etc, most are DLC
- Tons of new heisters to play as, also tons of new contractors
- Skill trees and how yo get exp/money have been reworked as well as weapon stats

Also they added weapon skin microtransactions and then soft reverted them

try it one more time i need someone to host dw

I actually heard people getting pissed over some mircotransactions, but I wasn't sure what it was over.

But when it was skins, I was ready to come back I've never cared for any skins, i sell every mask and stick to defaults.

Update 100 updated all the skill trees so that they are completely different than what you remember. Ever since then, people have been spouting some variation of "I haven't played since X, what's with the skills?" or "What did I miss?"

We're sick of summarizing it at this point.

So unless there's still someone with a shred of patience out there, you're better off just reinstalling and diving right in.

Stop crashing into shit.

Someone make bike webm

Oh yeah it's my fault. I guess I should uninstall my mods too? Overkill created the perfect controls for the bike after all. It must be me.

>I guess I should uninstall my mods too?
Yes

>Overkill created the perfect controls for the bike after all.
I can do it without crashing into anything but cops.

>It must be me.
It is.

how are people that bad at driving in this game, i know people that struggled with that fucking car shop achievement for weeks and never got it

some of them were in this general even, driving in this game is fucking easy, it's literally the same as HL2 and Gmod

Reminder to ignore shills.

>how are people that bad at driving in this game, i know people that struggled with that fucking car shop achievement for weeks and never got it
>some of them were in this general even, driving in this game is fucking easy, it's literally the same as HL2 and Gmod

Taking your finger off the accelerate key so you can turn tighter is hard.

I'm telling this little shits hate me. Not that I'm 24/7 down but for fuck sake why it isnt working.

Remove your Swan Song entirely, then test it again.

Swan Song might nullify that effect.

predator shotgun is actually awesome I'm using it on deathwish I like this gun a lot

said no one ever

According to an earlier post, swan song doesn't work with it anymore. If you have an FAK near you when you go down, Swan Song just wont fire.

It either doesn't work anymore, or it uses the fak before your swan song

the key remapping is so retarded if I have e as interact why can't I switch exit vehicle to e too

I am using the following cheat
- Carrystacker: ability to carry more than one bag at a time

It hasnt been working since beta for me. Well i guess I will never know the joy of auto get me up everyone in a while.

I've never experienced desyncs while driving cars in HL2.

If youre doing akimbo/pistols how do you deal with dozers and shields?

Neither have I in PD2. Have you uninstalled your mods? It's probably just your internet. Works on my end.

Stop hosting, then try driving again.

I've had car desyncs pretty often because my friend that hosted the game have a shit connection

you're right, I haven't and I don't think anyone else has either

git gud

You see this shotgun? thats the only skin iwant because the SPAS is my gunwaifu.

BUT ITS FUCKING EXPENSIVE WHAT IS PEOPLE EVEN THINKING ABOUT SELLING THEM AT THOSE PRICES.

I just want it ;_; but the highest im giving right now is 3 dollars because it will be hell cheaper in some time but i cant wait.

It's a shit lookin' skin though

>Predator

So how does the 1887 stack up with the other shotguns?

dual 1887s ruin multiplayer

it's a Macaroni with bigger mag and half the ammo

I know but i like the palette of colours

It sucks but eh, i like the gun IRL

I don't, I have my friends do that.

Or I just use the backup HE judge.