/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>creepiest femroe is confirmed to be a woman
>most catboys are played by women
>most catgirls are played by unwashed neckbeards
Why do we hate femroes and catboys, but love catgirls again?

Morning, anons! Post your bots

Alright faggots. I hate every single one of you but I don't know where else to give away those Amazon promo codes. I have a EU acc, so I can't use them myself. Unless you all have it already, then I'll search for another place to give them away.

Come to mateus, we have meidos~

Retarded question time: (you) edition.

I was playing WAR for a while, didn't get 60 yet but feel kinda bored now, im thinking about going DRK or MNK\NIN, what's your advise? I mostly play alone and have an axiety of fucking things up as a tank. Maybe some magic class is good for solo?

you can lie all you want but it won't change facts.

Nice picture it's almost like it's related to the game or something

Using your friend as an excuse to find a place where you can RP and typing like a faggot, makes you a faggot, yes.

i still don't have any. ;_;

I am learning pls bear with me

Hmm, fair...
I dont know then, how does wow make tanks unique?
rood
we all do

Yea nigga sheeeet bix nood muhfugga

We wuz midlanderz an shiet

Here you go faggot.

I'll take the butler suit.
[email protected]
>please don't judge me I am not the undertale community

thank you friend

the wait is unbearable

>papyrus

No butler suit for you, unless you grab it later when I post it.

How do I become an ebin?

>REFRESHING INTENSIFIES. CAPS LOCK IS ALREADY PREPARED.

post selfie

this desu

egg hyur

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Ratatoskr was a sluuuuuuuuut

moonies are SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS

wait is this a male?

more

Why do you play your specific race/gender combination? What makes them appealing to you?
Don't bother responding if it's because you'd fuck them.

is that all it takes?

Man this general is full of homos.

Highlander male.
Closes I could get to myself without being a twink midlander.

>generic shit rein
Nope. Fuck off and die.

I wanted to make mine to be like as me as possible, but the game didn't have afros at the time so I said fuck it and took hella artistic liberties.

xth for saving Estinien

Because of /taunt and /pose.

Anyone? I wonder how fast will i kill mobs\elites as each class and overall feel of play.

at least im an ebin :^)

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Well, you have to post selfies a lot and then make your name known / show yourself in front of other ebins so people can shittalk and namedrop you constantly and be a part of social retard gossip

Then you reach true ebin status

I've always liked catgirls and pronounced canine teeth are the best

Please marry me!

Anyone in aether up for sephorot ex?
I still need my ast weapon..

Raen and rein aren't even pronounced the same.

Au'ra fem
I'd fuck a dragon
also her smilein taunt

>not liking papyrus
Literally how?

Because I must preserve and celebrate the white race not only IRL but in Eorzea as well.

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for midlander children.

Gas the cats race war now!

Somebody needs to save you from that hair. Walking around with a pink penis on your head, or whatever garish, non-matching color that is.

>he doesn't know the lore
They marry and fuck horses. It's a play on that.

>raen
>not xaela
(You)

>Playing undertale

Bahaha! I forgot about this. One of the many reasons I made a Xaela.

>your disapproval changes nothing

Xeala look like they have downs though

oh u
Yiss. It is my butlerhusband. There isn't a lot to show other than half colored layered bullshit and a bunch of sketchy shitty lines that make sense to me but probably no one else.

Xaela grills are qt if done right and I like the hime haircut and it's the only race that has it.

was correct. other guy had them backwards.
Raen are the city-dwelling tan skinned.
Xaela are the horsefucking nomads with paler complexion.

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>he doesn't know how to use memetext

Go to le ebin bench and sit down with an ebin, call them cute, don't forget to make a le ballsack face (:3)
Do that several times, every day, for a week. At that point ebins will start to accept you. Now here comes the hard part.
Post your dick in the general, several times. Now pretend you didn't do it.
Congratulations you are an ebin.

Self insert.

>return to the game after a year
>still have that Odin DF quest
>join it on DF as tank
>mfw dps doing less damage than me

>reddit reaction image
>using greentext incorrectly
>liking undertale
either really good bait or a genuine newfag

I play Midlander F because they are cute and look good in a wide array of clothing and armor. Will likely never fanta.

Catboys because they have cool hairstyles and facial hair

WHAT I DIDNT KNOW THIS
Paleskin draggirls are tainted horsefukers?
how/why?

>(you)

You are in for a whole lot more disappointment than that. I can't wait for you to run a parse in Weeping City.

Femroe. I really like one of their specific hairstyles and its highlight. This race looks awful in "sexy" glamour gear, but I don't wear that shit so I don't care. There are enough faggots playing cat girls in skimpy shit as it is

I was supposed to be asleep 2 hours ago but I was watching Naruto on my phone

a cat

Not sure about the females.
Certain tribe of Xaela marry and fuck horses, not sure which one.

Xaela ARE the horsefuckers you dolts.

>Goro - The Goro believe horses to be perfect beings, and each male and female, upon their coming of age, is married to a horse of the opposite sex. Reproductive mates are chosen by lots.
ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Xaela

Differences in Au Ra are based on the color of their horns, not skin.

forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/63112-Race-Naming-Conventions

I have only played DPS in WPC, I'll admit I'm not great at DPS, but atleast I do more damage than the tanks for fucks sake

a no

fucking degenerates

*a slut

phew.
lighthorned purity, thank god
how the fuck have square put this in a game

lol fucking voidsent fucking shits

Even though I'm almost certain Greenlander doesn't want me, I only want her.. And Mittens.. And NPC.. But mostly Greenlander.
{/comfort}

>EB that I played and talked to for a year replaced me

She has penis envy. She can't have a real one, so she has one made of hair.

it's ok

So I preordered two amiibo on Amazon. These things don't come out until November so my card hasn't been charged yet, but I still got codes for the FF14 items.

It sounds to me like you could easily preorder something, get your codes, then cancel the order later before your card has been charged.

Has anyone tried this?

cute, girly, best voice

They ban you for it.

Do you eat shit?

False.

Female Mi'qote because in an old MMO I played for a long time I was a green-haired cat as well. It just kinda stuck to where some friends call me greencat. Plus my favorite colors are light lavender, mint, and light blue so I tend to design characters with cooler colors in mind, albeit my hair isn't that faded.

Also I like watching my tail wave as I move.

Watch out user, if you dispute the shitposter the janitor will get you.

Combo: Midlander/Female.
Appeal: Simple, straight up normal female. Looks aesthetically pleasing and, while at first i hated the emotes for being boring, I grew to like them for being as simple and boring as they are.

>mint and light blue

/hugs and /kiss from someone in total agreements