/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Pet Edition

>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
pastebin.com/x3petsBx

>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
ffxivredeem.com/

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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Previous thread:

naka badperson

naka bp

brucie bp

Thordan and the Heaven's ward did nothing wrong.

thanks!

>w

fatcats

Kirito Tia bp

how I get Megu to erp with me

hate

spiderc@ bp

Paging Arie Syris.

hi
why?

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Anyone want to play basketball?

Only men playing chicks are the ones I see with the "bussy" shit though.

hi cat do you have soft soles >w

With your severed head.

sugi more like sluggy, that kid's numbers are straight ugly
and this faggot elk is really starting to bug me
gave em both the kick, now i'm stroking my 4 inch dick
cuz i just pulled an a7s parse and even for me it's sick

-the proc

does it involve me pissing in your mouth?

I'll find you

only if your bhole is the hoop

xth for giving your tank kissus for protecting you

sugi doesn't deserve this meme

Boo. Seen it, your shit is old and busted, like your fat folds, all crusted.

kys

she's kissing him in the wrong place

[Slam Dunk] You can have this.

no gross

no guro pls

>"H-Hey!"
>"Hey you!"
>"K-Kill yourself!"

And that's all what they can do.

i dont think so

and then what?

>Used up

Umm..

That's not cum! We've been over this.

>all what they can do
:^)

Nth for your MT bullying you into enabling his parsing addiction.

Fucking save me from this hell

nyo 'w'

And then I'd have won our little game.

Which fc?

Time to purge all dragon sympathizer and heretics.

No conclusive decision was reached furslut!

>injecting yourself into something you haven't been part of for no reason
>doing so to defend paks of all people
>while being a pedophile kiddy diddler
K E K

they probably want SUN

Just ask man. Not trolling

'wh-why haven't you left yet??... please go!'

who are you quoting

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>bootleg odin gear
user...

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I just find funny people do the same reply over and over, which is pretty clear it doesn't work.

People say that to me too.

Is pretty much useless... take it a defense to stop doing it or as an encouragement to improve, I don't care.

>50.jpg
>90.jpg

How many of these do you have saved lmao this is great

I want to tease a tied up catboy and feed him miqo'te aphrodisiac until he's insane with lust and then set him loose on me.

>people who I saw dying to cauterize and shadow dragon in clear parties making their own farm parties in PF
nice

There are not nearly enough catboys or male au'ras posting on this general.

Also, why are the Twin Adders so inexplicably horrible at PvP on primal? They always try to cuck the Flames every single match so that the Maelstrom can win. Are they really receiving that salty sea dick that hard?

Sit on my lap I want to pet you.

he doesn't erp because of shyv

I asked you this before but why does bondage scare you? It's fun.

I want to do the same, but not let him go, making him beg me to fuck him repeatedly until he came

>doesn't work
You think people here actually expect Paks to kill himself? Their point is coming across, as is their disdain. It doesn't have to "work".

kill yourself pedophile

ugly

I get a significant morale boost when the two dps and healer are female characters

>cuck the flames
>cuck
You fucking imbeciles.

stop it

i would care more about them not being shitters

How long could you keep a catboy on the edge before it becomes unhealthy for him?

>ERP
>"Jesus Christ, I'm pathetic, I don't think I can ever do that again"
>2 years later
well fuck

>is tank
>actually physically looks at the other party members
You fucking beta. The only time you should be looking at a party member is IF THEY ARE DEAD AND IT'S BECAUSE THEY SUCK!

Chastity cages mean possibly forever, you just have to milk them occasionally~
And of course, catbois love drinking milk

I'm to busy worrying about if I'm being the shitter when I tank.

Good luck

Male Au Ra?

Because primal best pvpers always jump around to the least populated GC to decrease their queue times so its only natural the 2 other alliances always gets filled with noobs.

>try erp
>"nah not into this, I'll use porn instead"
>2 years later
>using porn

Don't get mad at me because the Twin Faggers suck dick, user. I just want to purge them all in the great fire of the Immortal Flames. Is that so wrong?

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>is that so wrong
What's so wrong is the fact you don't know how to use a fucking dictionary and use that buzzword like half of this general does.

>And of course, catbois love drinking milk
Okay, this is where I draw the line.
It all belongs to me.

>implying

Better?

i saw a pretty character when i logged in earlier.
Enough of sissies. Post real men.

Hi Megu, wanna get filled up?

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>Highlander

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>cat
Not even close.
>doesn't even have abs

Post delicious lizard hips, butt and waist.

heh, sluuuuut

Here you go.

do you have eyes

>Cat

Are you blind?

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You look like a pakistani teenager.

that white turd is blocking your ass.

Imagine being someone who insists on roleplaying as a cutesy girl on an anime imageboard when it's become common knowledge that you're a crusty overweight shut in rapist with a pedostache.

Honk honk.

I'm away from home, but need kitties to honk. Post honkable kitties.

who can i pm for an invite to the balmung fc

no one cares about your piss reeking ass

>only now getting upset at meme spouting

maybe you should leave
or kill yourself
you've got options