/utg/ - Undertale General

xth for flowey

Yeah Omega Flowey is pretty hot

>thread edition
Holy fuck, are we actually having some form of consistency for once?

I want to kill another woman with Chara lovingly helping.

nth for cute goat

>another
How many have you killed before?

s̢͎̲ͬͣ̔͠ä̭̰̩̯͚́̾n̶̹̘͍͚̲̞̭̂̈s̩͈̗͎͙͂́ͮ̎̽͟ ͦ͡͏̙͘a̫͗͛͝n̶̖̝̟ͧ̉̈́̇ͫ̑̅̏͘d͔̳̆̏́ͨͯ̀ ̢̖̻͖̮ͦ͛͐̋̒̈͌͐ͅp̢̮̘̭̩̞̝̝̉̆͑͆ͤ̂̽̏ͮ͢ͅa̖̬̲͓̾̑͟p̡̳̖̍ͤ̋͜y̢̥͍̳̮̭̭͆́͢ͅr͖̩͖̤̹̺͕̦ͥ͢͟ͅǜ̸̼̰̄̋̏͟s͖̞̥̺̘̱̪ͫ͆̀̉ͪ̇̅͜!̧̜͓͉̬͈ͥ̇ͪ͗ͬ͛

I love you

I forgot.
Do I get bitten now? Perhaps even eaten? I need to get hurt/killed by someone cool wgo would approve of it, like Undyne.

I'm fucking dying that that user thinks Disney lovingly places scenic live alligators around its theme parks.

So what's the explanation for not trying to kill sans as soon as he tries to shake your hand in genocide?

Hugging this nice goat is something I could really go for right now, thanks.

>implying they don't
Walt was into some fucked up shit

Yeah he's....special alright. He probably hasn't been outside of his mother's house for 20 years

(｡◕‿◕｡)

STOP POSTING THIS GODDAMNIT

Well I`m the same OP as in the last thread and I thought I`d keep the weekend theme going.

...

i wish CT was eaten by an alligator tbqh

Not considered a threat, maybe?
More likely it's because Toby's a hack.

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Yeah! That's is what this has always been about.
That dumb dog not doing its job properly.

Maybe it's the same reason you can't attack the shopkeepers.

It would be very hard to do with at low LOVE.

Sorry.
It's okay, I'm not going to expect you to know what sort of animals generally reside in the country where I live either.

That's cute

Where do you live? I'll make you laugh by guessing what dangers lurk in your country.

Why can't you immediately kill Toriel as she's holding your hand?

Its been like 3 months user, let it go already

adorable!!

I'd watch a video of that and fap.
Queue ct complaining about how people dissing him are pathetic etc

I`d save him.

Because you right about to destroy the world yet.

i cant

Alright guys, it's time to stop this stupid stuff. I provided a lot of cool content for you guys and I'm getting sick of this constant flurry of insults I receive from you dumb NEETS.

Also, toregore is 100% CANON

It's posts like thes that make me convinced that he still lurks like a stain he is.

Give me your address, maybe I can help you.

i live in alaska come get me

I'm just calling you a weirdo for still caring about a dumb contentfag from months ago but yeah okay i'm sure its all a big conspiracy

Anyone else just feeling.

Empty?

Why did anyone like him to begin with?

Fuck off, stop impersonating me or I swear I'll send my wife's boyfriend after you.

cue the vorefags

You know what though? My parents were retarded, retarded n00bs to Florida and took me swimming in that very same manmade lake in the 80s. Somehow we all survived. My mother just now shared this story with me after the kid's death was on the news.

I was like "Ha ha, what idiot goes near fresh water here?" and she was like "...Funny you should say that..."

Why would anons even care when they don't care about the rest of the shitposting either?
Fuck off CT.

but look at that cutie
how could you say no to her
she just wants to love you

Do you have to do that thing where a guy comes over to your house and takes a bag of your shit like a garbage man because of freezing pipes?

... If you catch my innuendo.

Try filling yourself with some user cock

i'd date that goat

...

Void~

Because I'm great and my writing was comparable to that of an English professor.

This post is REALLY sad

She belongs with Asgore if you ask me. It just makes sense to me, there's no way I could please Toriel. If you carefully examine their characters you would be able to tell that they get back together eventually.

Not really a mkidfag... but here.

>spaghetti for dinner
perfect.

>it was the memeskimo the whole time

I should have known

i live in the part of alaska that has mudhuts so no

and i dont catch the innuendo that sounds gay user

Gross, why are you posting 3rd worst character?

I don't really care and was just making fun of the guy for being triggered all these months later but once again i'm sure its all some kind of deep IRC conspiracy run by the charafag cabal with the sole purpose of ruining these threads. You know that all the vorefags were employed by them right? Scary shit

Muffet is a known vorefag.
She happily watches as she feeds you to her pet and wants to put you in the bakery.

back from sleeping

I need an image of Muffet that would be considerably improved by the addition of a "TOP BUG" hat. I already have the hat.

Please everyone, help me.

Whose worse?

>You know that all the vorefags were employed by them right? Scary shit
Not true, I definitely vorepost with no support from the IRC and would never want to let them know that I do.

how was it?

Rude?
How about this one?

Because it doesn't matter if they are the worst or not, user. They need some love as well as all of the other characters.

Except Jerry. Seriously fuck Jerry.

Not very good. I had another nightmare, but I don't really remember what it was about. But thank you for asking

nah, it needs to be... more memey.

2. Muffet
1. Temmie

Of course
keep up the good work

Astigmatism!

Literally canon. TheBoogie didn't have to base their comic with her on thin air at all.

relevant and excruciatingly important poll
strawpoll.me/10513247

You bet!

How do you think those breed?

Hey
hey
FUCK YOU

Alright. I'm gonna leave this bot here for a few hours. If I see one dent or scratch on it, the person at fault gets a beating.

>monster kid
okay
>and snowdrake
literally who?

As an MKidfag, something about the face is just wrong.
>teaselbone
Oh, that's what.

I want to bully him

user! Don't do this to me! I like both! ;-;

Gotcha.
RUDE.
I know it's canon. It's still kind of rude to consider that vorefaggotry. If you are not a vegan, then you are on the same boat.

But she's not a bug, she's an arachnid.

sex
>him

which do you like more
and vote for the opposite

top arachnid doesn't fit on the hat

AHUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

The cows that now live would be dead if we didn't keep eating them.
>comparing livestock to eating persons against their will in a sadiatical manner
It's shit like this why no one likes spiderfags.

is there any art of woshua telling loox or astigmatism to wosh their teeth and eyes

Well, maybe a MAKE ARACHNIDS GREAT AGAIN hat is what's needed!

I felt the same way... But I decided to post it anyway, even if it could trigger somebody.

...That's kinda of a opportunity to make a creepy edit or something...