Neptunia General #932 /nepgen/ Noire and Plutie are friends edition

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Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune confirmed in production. Platform and release date not yet announced.
gematsu.com/2016/04/first-four-goddesses-online-cyber-dimension-neptune-details

Megadimension annouced for Steam
gematsu.com/2016/05/megadimension-neptunia-vii-coming-pc-via-steam-summer

MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies is out.

Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls releasing in October for NA.

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NOWAAAAAAUUGHH

I'm in love with the Nep Nep.

Is cute when dere.

I'm in love with Noire but being with Nep would be so much fun! I don't know what to do.

Follow your heart, user.

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Rei Ryghts is cute

Watch it with the pictures if you don't want a repeat of last thread.

That's very nice.

I wanna see her transformation, the way V2 did it.

>Browsing nepgen
Holy fucking shit! Is this seriously what you guys do all day, having a half-baked "discussion" on your favourite Neptunia character? Absolutely pathetic. You guys are wasting your lives away when you could be out having a blast out in the real world. Instead, you choose to sit your ass in front of a computer and wank off to some fictional characters. I've gotta say, I'm extremely disappointed in you. It's people like you who drive our generation down into the ground.

I tried the real world. It wasn't all that fun.

>implying neps aren't real

I can't get over how huge her shoulders always look.

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>UnishowingNepgearheridealpenissize.jpeg

>Megami tsuushin hasnt been scanlated for a year
>i forgot where i found those raw pages that showed the adventures with Peashy and Plutia

Time to learn jap.

I really wish her nonHDD form had a 3D model.

Her business suit and glasses are too cute. I want to worry her!

Rey an old hag.

M-maybe one day we will get her as playable character.
Yes... one day...

You're an old hag!

Au contraire, user. I am a young man, with a libido high enough to get 5 climaxes out of Sustain of Lust in a day.

Praise this nep

no boobs no praise

See? Just like I said! An old hag!

Peahsy is like discount nep.
Nep is a DFC who gets turned into the woman with the most perfect proportions in the world.
Peashy is too young to be a hot loli who gets tits so large they're only hot if I'm in the mood for that.

Daily reminder that Neps are straight.

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! I'm going to fap to Sustain of Lust another 5 times just to prove you wrong!

Daily reminder that Geki Noire is fucking garbage and non-canon garbage

I wish we would get a canon spin-off one of these days. So many great moments with the neps that mean nothing because they are erased as soon as the next one comes out.

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Nice opinion.

Well fine! M-maybe I'll just pine after Rei Ryghts by myself! It's not like there are any doujins of her anyways!

>It's not like there are any doujins of her anyways!
These wounds truly don't heal, do they?

>speaking as if you were talking to a human
you got some lonely issues, nig? Those are hetshits

Daily reminder that your taste is shit and you should kill yourself.

>you got some lonely issues, nig?

That slang! So glad I'm not the only Inuit who posts here! Ice on, nig!

I've heard a bunch of white boys calling people nig before, I didn't even know it was Inuit (not that guy, by the way)

Well, I'm apparently inuit.

There's like... 3 R34 about her?
Well, more than Mina at least.

>Chika
>Rei
>Mina
>Abnes
Poor girls.

I only got 3 more. I'm too tired, so I'm off to bed. I guess I am an old hag after all, user.

I love Abnes!

Noire is straight.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Is there actually any point in raising Lily Rank in Rebirth games?
At least in GekiNoire it multiplied the power of your skills, but here it seems to do absolutely nothing except for unlocking shitty support moves.

Don't bumb.

Nice, a Nep-related contest you could bring your kids to.

anyone got one of these

It unlocks new ability.

Check the passive abilities before you embarrass yourself any further. They're neat.

Those unlock at rank 2 or 3, so why do they go up to 10 ranks?

Reminder that Vert is now the CPU for PCs.

Don't they rank up with the lilly rank?

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>That's Secretary-san

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What are Blanc's shoes supposed to be? They are kind of weird.. never seen anything like them.

These are sandals.

Uhh...sandals?

That is not how sandals look like.

>What are Blanc's shoes supposed to be?
Pick one :
[] Cute.
[] Cute.
[] Cute.

>>What are Blanc's shoes supposed to be?
>Pick one :
>[] Cute.
>[] Cute.
>[] Cute.
[/] Cute but weird as fuck

>calling Blanc weird
Bitch I'll fuck you up, I'm fucking jacked.

Nothing wrong with my Blanc (she's tied with Vert for best Nep imo), but I gotta admit her "shoes" look pretty funky.

Blanc is weird
WEIRD
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>"I-it's not that I'm making a fool out of myself so you would notice me or anything, b-baka!"

>calling Blanc funky
Bitch from now on you're my new doormat.

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Too lewd.

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Nice, but Dengeki butt is still better.

But famitsu is more cute and have a better voice

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True.

But Dengekiko is a bitch and therefore more bulliable.

Famitsu is a clown that pleases children for views.

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Dengekiko do the same thing you know

>"Dengekiko is a bitch," says Anonymous.
>"Dengekiko do the same thing!" Answers Anonymous.
Okay.

Blanc is best nep.

Blanc is one of the least symmetrical Neps, making her one of the worst Neps as well through the pure laws of aesthetics.

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He's right and she's shit.

You're still wrong.

That's a big gun.

We're correct.

Yes, I know about your multiple personas.

Observe, the plainest evidence. Notice how Neptune has near perfect symmetry, and is still recognizable when reflected. Now witness Blanc, a complete mess of a Nep. Its simple science.

Couldn't possibly be that everyone else already knows that Blanc is objectively shit; no, everyone who disagrees with you has to be the same person.

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Sure thing, Monk.

But those are clearly tentacles, not men.

Never seen a long dick?

Humans are not symmetrical in the first place, my friend.

>Neps
>human

Neps are goddesses, there any obsessive compulsive lunatic is allowed to invent whatever desperate reason he can get his greasy fingers on to justify unjustfied hate toward what is objectively the best Nep.