Laughing Chav Edition
>Official Stuff
us.battle.net
>Official Comics
comic.playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
docs.google.com
>/owg/ ID List
docs.google.com
>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io
>/owg/ Survery
docs.google.com
>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com
>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
>Porn archive
docs.google.com
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com
>Developer Update 6-17-16
youtube.com
JUSTICE RE-AUGH'ed
xth for spunkrat
Anyone got good Overwatch wallpapers? Bonus points for Zarya
Pharah is for ________
>play 4 games
>win 3
her nervous giggles show deep psychological trauma
>last blink
>always makes a laugh knowing she's out of juice
Daily reminder that Tracer is balanced and if you can't mulch her, you're a shitter.
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JUSTICE
>You're in the same room as D.Va, Tracer, Mercy and Widowmaker after they finish a nice hearty Mexican meal
>All three turn their asses to you, as you think to yourself this is the luckiest day of your life.
>Suddenly,D.vagrabs you from behind
>You hear Tracer say "Alright, on my count!"
>"1..." They back up so that your face is surrounded by ass; If you move slightly in any direction, your face touches a cheek. You wonder what could possibly be going on.
>"2..." They press their butts against your face. Tracer and Mercy to your left and right, with your nose firmly wedged between the soft globes of Widowmaker's rear. You breathe in, and are treated to a heavy, sweaty scent that seems to intoxicate the senses.
>"3!" Tracer exclaims. Still wondering what they're doing, the realization hits all too late. All three of them grunt in unison, and you feel what must be Widowmaker's anus pucker out against your nose. Your muffled scream is drowned out by the sound of three farts of different force and intensity coming from all directions.
>Your nose burns as you try to hold your breath, butD.vaperforms a heimlich maneuver on you which makes you forcibly exhale.
>Your first breath and last breath before passing out is that of a mixture of eggs, sulfur, and shit.
>You manage to squeak out a line so faint, that only you hear the words, "Ireland.......was right..." before blacking out
Place bets
>play 76 or reaper, hit people point blank and do piss damage
>Other people playing 76 or reaper manage to dish out shitloads of damage on me
Shiiiiet
I am on fire! I will lead us to victory!
I'M NOTICING IN A LOT OF MY KILLCAMS THAT NONE OF MY OPPONENTS ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING AIMING AT ME
guys my scroll wheel just broke what's a good mouse
Lovingly impregnating and raising a family with her.
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>Skin Ideas Edition
>I want to make a list of skin ideas
I'm drawing attention to my post. Now that you've read it, you may as well give me your skin ideas.
I know they are out there.
grey
grey
blue
grey
STOP
Every hanzo killcam where the arrow isnt even aimed at you but you're dying
White white blue white
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Butcher Roadhog. Bloodied apron, leather pants, carved out pig's head as mask, broken cleaver attached to a rope and four barrel shotgun.
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D E L E T
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I want to FUCK Tracer.
You beat me to it.
>enemy Pharah jumps to the sky
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>look at our Mercy
>try to shield her
>fucking fat fuck D.Va jumps on top of my crosshair
>shield D.Va instead
2 sprays, 1 voice, 1 icon. 1 dupe.
tfw girl is happy that I love her as much as she loves me and i bought all these nice things for her :3
>tfw you're losing control
best skin or best skin?
It's so adorable how Mercy says "Back to square one"
She's British so she gets rap... sorry, rough lovemaking from kind neighborhood sand people.
sikhs are bro tier
I quite like that. Frankly I'm surprised it's not already present. Probably to avoid the bitching that it's copying their hook hero in Storm that has a skin like that
zoopah
The details on his balls are real nice.
>be playing
>suddenly see one of my friends log on and start spectating my game immediately
>someone from enemy team drops and he gets put in
>he picks the same hero im using and does nothing but tunnel me the entire game, poorly.
>game ends, he quits the game
>refuses to admit it ever happened
Seriously what the fuck?
>finally found a game
>choose hero
>DEFEAT
Great game.
Might not want to tell your friends about that!~ :3
>she respawns
>mumbles to herself and restores composure
>"i..uh.. Valkyrie oniline!"
Who's the most Redpilled overwatch hero?
>Not using B.VA
It's like you don't appreciate how great the bun is.
>woman is happy when you spend money on her
wow what a twist
Soldier
>going against a premade
>our only healer is le 150 hp man of broken bones
>he ends up countering their coordinated ults right as our Genji uses dragonblade
>TEAM KILL
Sometimes
Best character to play drunk?
I normally do! It's the best one!
that's the wacky recolor of an actual skin
Zarya for sure. She lost family to the Omniggers after the Crisis was supposedly over.
New hero's ult is basically Naga's Ult. Enemies in range are disabled and can't move but are invulnerable. Good or bad?
all of zens ult skins are good
it's just latency xDDD
nothing to do with the fact the servers are 20tick
That's kinda hot
Reaper
source
I prefer reaper or bastion. Nice and ez.
When is Junkrat going to give Mei the trap?
Get out more.
What is the point of this fucking system if it gives out garbage constantly with no option of refunding unwanted shit for currency? Level 27 and 1 Winston legendary. I don't even fucking play Winston.
At this point, I'm convinced that bought crates have a larger chance to drop pinks and golds.
Correct
Wrong
>Aussies
>Being able to handle the cold
rer
you're not my dad
zenyatta
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well atleast it'll stop endless overtimes...
Reaper.
>killed by Hanzo or Widowmaker from full health long after I had gone two miles around a corner
>killcam shows me not ever even making it to that corner before I drop dead from a shot that should have missed
YYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was right down to the figures, just no dupes.
junkrat
Most underrated skin?
Genji
You might be the worst player but it's fun.
But user. I literally forget to help teammates all the time when under the influence and only think for myself. You must be a sweetheart. Are you easy to take advantage of?~
>Kill cam from a hanzo that nonchalantly fires an arrow in your direction, misses horribly but you drop dead anyway.
>all that red
No pussy shit here user, all or nothing.
You gamble big, you lose big.
Mercy
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>New hero's ult is basically Naga's Ult.
no thank you
nerf THIS
>Join a game
>1:30 left on attack with 3 Hanzos on our team
Well that was cool I guess
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Vamplettes is ugly as fuck. Stop posting this. Id way rather fuck her slutty chubby lazy mei friend
psssh, nothing personell, kid
Reinhardt. You really can't fuck up holding right click and swinging your bus sized hammer around.
Does anyone else hear main combat merci ;3??? (console onlyyyy!!!!)
Post Mei
Yes I am, Kyle.
going on dates with and having a healthy relationship with frequent sex
>when someone's projectile looks like it hits me, it actually goes through me
>when someone's projectile looks like it zooms right past me, it actually hits me
Is this why I win so many Pharah air battles? This happened to me earlier today in a Pharah air battle and I was so confused by it
Is there a better feeling then no one on your team selecting hanzo and genji?
pls b my gf
>gold
>ten eliminations
your team lost right? or is console really that bad
You don't even know my name baka
How come nobody ever ships junkrat with anyone?
Junkrat deserves love too
But the servers aren't 20 tick.
I don't enjoy this game very much any more.
The game is the same, but everybody playing it has become a massive cunt.
Somebody does well, a bunch of assholes accuse them of hacking.
Somebody makes a mistake, everybody screams at them like a retard, even though they're doing no better.
Have a really close game, stay on overtime for ages but lose by a tiny margin?
Everybody's fucking useless, except the screaming retard of course.
Nobody's satisfied unless you're absolutely stomping the other team 100% of the game.
Everybody's apparently the best player ever, but they always solo queue instead of making a team.
Everybody was decent in the first week or so.
What the fuck happened?
No I just become very self deprecating when drunk so it makes sense for me to play the worst character in the game.
we won level 50 console