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Why aren't you playing Clinkz?

He gives you FREE WINS

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Cute as heck desu

>those teeth
>that enormous nose and lips
>LITERALLY visible tatoos
>mole that is trying to escape that face

DELETE THIS

THANKS MY BOSS SAW THIS AND SAID ITS DISTURBING THAT IM INTO BESTIALITY AND HE MIGHT FIRE ME

If she had better teeth, would she be hot?

M I N D
C O N T R O L

FAT_CONTROL

IT'S A DISASTAH

POST BREED

MIND_CHOLESTEROL

>throw all BKBs, ults and the rest for lifestealer
>just force staffed away from everything that was thrown at him
>Get 5 man chrono'd

Fnatic everyone

Reminder to eat Snickers before playing Dota 2

>Fnatic actually lost this

xD

Are you legit stalking his games?

Hey

Fnatic is so bad

H-hey huys

Can they drink the red bull or is it just for the commercial?

Hey cutie

W U B
U W U
B U W

>Press R
>Dick around try to survive as long as you can
DP For Dummies

Was Net right?

quick somebody post a dick pick to #ESLONE

Someone post the meme'd fan images from ESL Frankfurt 2015, it had Fear penis IIRC and other shit

>inb4 i see my 'ex' in the crowd at esl

Adding or throwing away 1 more trash into the bin wont do shit

What does sex feel like?

when you get +25 mmr

Like masturbating but worse.

bags of milk

YES YES WELL DONE LIQUID, WELL DONE LIQUID

HOWEVER

>nahaz
>bamboe
>maelk

is ESL trying to achieve the worst panel in history

GJ BEATING DUMPSTER TIER TEAM GUISE

>but worse

what? why

>gif with no inventory visible

fuck you

he probably uses condoms lmao

Why are Europeans so ugly?

Dont listen to him, it feels good. Maybe bit worse with the condom on but without one it feels good

Because we need a white genocide.

Measure your words brown subhuman

what about contraception and STDs if you dont use one?

You're on Veeky Forums, you should be a bugchaser with an impregnation fetish by next week if not already

i made an error and didnt lubricate myself properly the first time so it was actually painful a bit the first time

but i practiced solo after and now everything is smooth 2bh

fuck chicks you can trust with that shit

am i suppsoed to ask her if shes clean before we fuck or what?
Or just blind trust if she seems responsible/not a whore

t. virgin

>just trust the guy that you steal cars with not to be a criminal

soe on stage when?

well he's pretty clearly got bloodthorn, mask of madness and aghanims
no idea about other items

All anime is child porn

you use a condom until you do STD testing together

These are my win ratios and games played in ranked games

Who should I play more?
Who should I play less?

?

Just fuck her already and don't worry about that shit.

HEHE WE R DRINKING BEER LIKE GROWNUPS

who is this literal goddess

Then just use a condom, it will feel good too, like youll know the difference if youre a virgin

>yuros are degenerates
well look at that what a surprise

NOT

any more cuties spotted in the crowd?

No

me :3

Fuck off, Dadyrus

Fuck these ads

did they really name a computer component Savage?

Look at how everyone is leaning away from SirFatFucks.
Why is this disgusting amerifat allowed into events at all?

Did you take it up your bum?

The filename.

good to know that TI money went to good use

This "Kelly is hideous" meme is pretty dumb, it's obviously just racism combined with the majority of people here never going outside and seeing or interacting with average women ever

The actual poll about was about Tits vs Ass

Only USA and Philippines preferred ass

okay, how much do i need to pay to get into this thing

>MURRICA in charge of doing the right thing
every other country BTFO

>warlock when you need counter intiation
>spectre when you need teamfight/lategame
>zeus when you need mid game/gank synergy (ult, nigga)
>axe when they have a weak safelane
>ursa mid vs alch mid for ez wins
and if you're not retarded, weaver off/mid for dank memes

nah she fucking disgusting

>Be in qt's house
>Studying chemistry
>Find Mein Kampf in her library
Wat do /d2g/?

desu she is quite ugly. I'd probably still bone her tho

How do you play so much zeus?

The most games I have on a hero is 77 and i've got 2k games played

I've been picking axe vs phys damage lineups or stuff like PA since the buffs to him

It's fucking brutal, I can only lose if my team is beyond shit which happened twice so far

I pick warlock vs TA mid and win every tiem

unzip your jewish cock

Marry her and have 6+ kids

Tell her you hate the Jews as much as she says she does in her youtube videos

source? I distinctly remember there being a ton of polls around when the senran kagura game was coming out just like that one, although to be fair I dont remember seeing that one specifically

marry her

Walk up to her and take your shitty jokes back to /b/

shes disgusting mate
and not only on the outside
sadly I don't have any gifs with me on my phone to support my claim

Propose to her

I love playing him, I played him vs 5-6k people in int ranked and did good, I think my zeus is way better than my other heroes

It's too painful to lose after I win the early game so fucking hard though, like when teams refuse to push and collapse

...

>beloved
>community
>memer

d2g, what's your favorite snack while playing dota?