Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

>mfw

Cerberus subplot was completely retarded.
The Rannoch arc was a fucking atrocity and I hope whoever wrote it dies in a fire for ruining geth forever.
Less is said about the Rachni, the better.
The whole overarching Earth/Crucible plot of the game was a trainwreck from start to end.
So nah, the Genophage arc was the only well done part of ME3.

I suppose I just suppressed a lot of the bad parts. I don't remember Rannoch being quite that bad though.

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Will the new ME have ladies of the same quality? The first impression wasn't promising...

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We'll just have to wait and see, I suppose.

delete this

I blame the murricans

Everything is pretty good, but the faces.

I really like ME1 Tali, she was so slim and didn't have much of a moeblob personality.
ME2 added even bigger hips (I think she got bigger tits too?) but they also made her a moeblob.

Jack's pants really don't make much sense. They're like a loincloth but with a tiny bit of fabric for her legs.

why?

Me too. She seemed more genuinely curious about things, and not so much a generic expert engineer moeblob.
Also geth arm.

I agree. She was a curious, optimistic young woman but with a sharp tongue and no issue with using violence to solve her problems. She was a deeper character because she wasn't perfect. Then in ME2 she turned into a shapely moeblob that is totally dedicated to the cause and with no flaws. I wish they explored more of her motivations, why she's such a good engineer (honestly the whole genius engineer thing bothered me. She could have talent, but she's presented as a tech-guru just because.) Her loyalty mission should have involved sending specs, tech and intel to the fleet and confronting her about it, along with the Geth thing. Or maybe that should be explored in ME3, but nope she's an admiral now. Why? Aren't there vice admirals or politicians more suited to the position?

Did they ever explain why she had a prosthetic arm? Before they retconned it in ME2 that is.

Not that I can remember. They mention something about it in the art book, I think, but not anything substantial or rock solid.

Do we know anything about who's writing ME:A?

a full SJW feminist

At least Dombrow is still on the writing team.

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Just.
Why can't slavs into space opera?
Or Obsidian, for that matter?

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I need this. At least we might get Cyberpunk sometime in the future.

Ugh. Absolutely disgusting.

I hope so.
>tfw sexy cyborg babes in lovingly animated sex scenes.

Why did it have to be like this?
Where did it all go so wrong?
Was it all doomed from the start?

Bioware just seems very susceptible to SJW shit. I don't know why.

>still hasn't fixed the eyelashes

Razorblade eyelashes?
>the very much pronounced cameltoe
Holy Jesus!

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I think ME:A is banished to dev hell.
I have every confidence that it's going to be a tragic EA abortion, filled with SJW tripe and micro-transactions.

My expectations going in are so low that I can only be pleasantly surprised, making the fact that I'm still going to fucking buy it slightly more bearable.

>we will never witness this smug brown goddess ingame
Ashleigh was a mistake.

The armour looks cool, if nothing else.

The helmet is incredibly phallic.
Oppression/10.

my expectations are practically below zero already and I STILL expect to be disappointed

>people unicronically support the SJW pandering by supporting it with money

Kill yourself

And it resembles an uncut p*nis which makes it anti-semitic on top of misogynistic

oh no!

>the glass visor is the head peaking out of the foreskin

Thanks, now I can never unsee it

>google "penis with foreskin" to shoop an image with it
>close tab with disgust
holy hell, don't do it.

Do you have a mutilated penis?

>Ambassador: "Well, what about user... Earthborn... but no record of having a waifu."
>Commander: "Doesn't have one. He was raised on reality. Learned to look out for himself"
>Admiral: "He saw his whole unit die on Venus. He could have some serious emotional scars. "
>Commander: "Every soldier has scars. user's a survivor."
>Ambassador: "Is that the kind of man we want protecting the galaxy?"
>Commander: "That's the only kind of man who can protect the galaxy."
>Ambassador:"I'll make the call."

>In the year 2048, scientists on Asia mastered the technique of creating female humanoid robots with perfect resemblance.

>In the decades that followed, these goddess-like and submissive robotic females became mainstream, replacing women everywhere, enabling mankind to reach its greatest potential. >The basis for this incredible technology was a force that liberated the very fabric of space and time for men everywhere.

>They called it the greatest discovery in human history.

>The civilizations of the galaxy call it....

>.....
>.....
>.....

>MAN EFFECT

>Dot dot du du du du dot dot du du du du

no. but all images there showed some ugly illnesses

>With the distraction of woman and their problems wiped out, mankind was finally able leave the solar system and build an empire that spread across the galaxy. Human females could no longer use child bearing and attractiveness to win over males. Men were now fully focused on what really mattered and what he truly wanted.

>In just 40 years, mankind saw the greatest technological advancements in the history of the world. No more women emotionally wrecking men, no more women using her vagina as a bargaining tool for frivolous things, no more feminism, no more "mai body my choice", no more "bu-but it's 20% off! I must have it!" no more sensitivity or muh feelings. Men everywhere were liberated. For the first time ever, women had to actually work their way up through skill rather than attractiveness or through children. This eventually became their downfall. Men around the world could now have their 10 robot wives do all the house work and child care, please them at any moment, and give birth to their children. All while not needing a human female.

>Oh sure, they fought back, the woman and their boytoy manginas fought back, and lost badly. Nations of the world united against the female threat and were victorious in a very short war. Woman lost the right to vote and most of them were exiled to the planet Venus (now terraformed). The women that were left in man's glorious civilization he built were either humble and cooperating wives who acted loyal to their husbands, or smart, intelligent women that could perform a normal job without filing a sexual harassment case every two seconds.

>The galaxy was at peace. Cities blossomed on many planets, populations soared to unheard of levels. Disease, poverty, hunger ceased to exist. No longer were men pressured to fight each other for pride or ego because he had everything he needed at home.

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Here's a nice one for you
i.imgur.com/awTAU7e.jpg

>Turyuns
>Ahsorrie
>Geckonians
>Humans

>These four races too broke free from the female yolk and established a council and government on an abandoned space station built by an ancient and mysterious extinct race called the Brothiens. They called this goliath space station the Manidel. Each civilization held a council seat

>The Turyuns
>Manliest of all the races. Men around the galaxy strive to be like their people. Didn't take shit from females and advanced the earliest out of all the races. So manly they killed off all their Jew-turyuns which resulted in a shit banking system but a mighty and powerful, disciplined military that became strongest in the galaxy.

>The Ahsorrie
>Oldest of all races. Many sentient beings seek out the Ahsorrie for wisdom and guidenance because of this. They're blue yodas. They are the leading producer of mature-looking blueskinned fembots. Their females are so savage they are kept in cages and sometimes sold as household pets. Ahsorrie are known to apologize a lot to customers.

>The Geckonians
>Most intelligent of all the races, but also the ugliest, fattest, weakest, laziest, and least socially inept. So ugly, fat, lazy and weak, their females voluntarily left the galaxy and have never been heard from again. Renowned for their advances in lifestyle and efficiency, the geckonians pride themselves in doing so much with the least amount of effort.

>The Humans
>Predetermined masterrace of the universe. Possesses the best qualities of all the other races. Only race that allows its females to hold its own independent governments. Newest race to reach FTL speeds and join the council. The galaxy has mixed feelings towards humans.

>Minor races
>Inferior races which still rely on their females for reproduction and governing. Weaker, less advanced and less powerful because of this. Not allowed a seat on the council.

>The Gypsies
>Fucking gypsies in space suites. Almost as weak as the Geckonians, but lack intelligence. Pathetic as fuck, good at salvaging and hoarding shit. The Gypsies certainly tried their own FemBots, but it ended in disaster when their female population successfully suppressed fembots and nearly committed genocide against its male population. Gypsies now roam the galaxy on a flotilla of ships, conceiving only through test tubes, suffering generations of virginity. Alpha males are kidnapped, forever ensuring weaker subsequent generations. A more worse fate than being confined to a space suite they say.

>The Ujelly
>The Ujelly are an aquatic race. No one fucking gets them. No one knows for sure if they're real men or not. They don't really give an answer, and instead spew out some philosophical junk when asked. Because of this they're not allowed on the council.

>The Crowgans
>Niggers of the galaxy. Anamorphic, oversized, flightless crows with very short tempers with little to no intelligence. Known to start fights, lie, steal, cheat and hit on other species. Had to be sterilized by the Geckonians. Only the most alpha of all Crowgans could reproduce with a Crowgan female.

>Extinct Races

>The Brotheins
>A hyper-advanced race which dominated the galaxy. Mysteriously vanished over 50,000 years ago.

Do you guys think this sjw shit will and in our lifetime? Should every violent crazy cunt be put down for public safety?

What the fuck, man?

>"You were right user"

>"The video evidence is indisputable. What we have here are genocidal sentient beings who wish to integrate us into hybrid female zombies and ending our race. We have linked these beings as to what wiped out the Brothians."

>"We prepare for war immediately"

I like it user.

I gave it a shot.

13/10

You got it.

Almost dead.

I wish old cerberus remained, not this silly bond movie villain shit with logos and stuff.

thread is gonna die anyway this night
MEA is going to be complete shit
is there any reason to stay alive?

>old cerberus

I never got how underground bases just vanish from the grid. Doesnt the Alliance know where it builds shit?

does Miranda have any cute content in Citadel if she's your waifu from 2
she's my favorite girl honestly, her and Jack, Liara and Ashley just don't compare

Tali a cute too I guess

Maybe they moved to civilian underground complexes?

>civilian
please read the planet info where the bases are located. They are all hazardous.

it's beautiful

>extra mention of sweden in that pic
>Ahsorrie are known to apologize a lot to customers.

>The Gypsies
>Fucking gypsies in space suites.
>Pathetic as fuck

stop, I can only laugh so much.

even Bond movie villains are better, this is just cartoonish.

meeting her at the casino I guess
youtube.com/watch?v=B_wGkY_meXk

I'm glad you all like it.

Miranda a cute. She's a bit neglected though, compared to Liara Tali and Ash.

ded

not yet, but almost

GETH

>trust in americans to keep the thread up
>get disappointed

is there a national burger eating competition or something?

Wish me goodnight

Replaying ME2
Post ending in 7 chooses my class
Post ending in 3 chooses my waifu
Post ending in 5 chooses paragade or renegon

Engineer. Miranda. Renegade

infiltrator
miri
renegade

Thank fuck, I love Miranda.

good night

Thank you!

>"You've talked enough" option
>Shepard hits him in the face

Yeah that totally seems like an adequate reaction

good man

Infiltrator
Paragon

adept
full paragon

discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD

Hey. We made a general discussion for casual philosophy (as relates to games) and porn. Since we realized that there doesn't seem to be one yet.

Fucking infiltrator

adept

do people really like to play engineer?

it's just a meme I think

Presumably.

but why? it's even more boring than playing soldier