Dota 2 - /d2g/

How close to snapping is G's spine at this point?

Go find the video of her doing archery with Soe

G-God

fng kinda looks like my exgf lol

FUCK SAKE EITHER TEAM, GO FOR OBJECTIVE U FUCKS

is Sheever single?

>let's try to get a kill rather than kill the rax

Post TI6 VP

Fng
Illidan
Lil
Resolution
Pub Offlaner

"Got 4 retards in my team"

>dendi

ODPixel is her bf

>VP with a stand-in and playing really bad
>na'vi still struggling to win
>these are 2 of the best CIS teams ATM
Is slav doto dead?

lol no

she follows her boyfriend around like a puppy

More alive than EG or Secret

>vp with a standin
?

Go Liquid!

just imagine if G was on a good hero

dem legs.

Nah, NoFear managed to arrive for today, this is their full team.

uuuuuuuhhhhh, dotards???????????

I wish sheever was my horny puppy...

I wish puppey was my horny sheever

Shit, I didn't even realized they have their full roster. They are doing pretty bad then.

Who do think has the higher sex drive? Sheever, the amazonian Goddess, or OdPixel, the rap god?

REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.03

BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
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Str - 22 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0

Base Armor - 4
Base Dmg - 29 - 39
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 295
Turn Rate - 0.8
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Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self

Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds.
Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd

W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)

Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80

hp per second (can be cast even if stunned).
- 30mana/s 22 cd

E - Ask Purge for help - No Target

Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd

Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP - 4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs

R - Open Eyes - Target Area

Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals

450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period

will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd

**Aghs Upgrade** - Makes Open Eyes Channeled - after dealing the intial burst of dmg the ability continues to channel dealing

50/100/150 pure dmg per second. Blitz cannot move during this time, and if the ult is cancelled prematurely during the channel period

this secondary effect still fires - 100mana/s

sheever because she's dutch

Those people are freaks

>not a short young girl that mimics Slark's expressions
meh

WHERE ARE THE NEW SHEEVERS

VP IS A MESS

OUT
FUCKING
PLAYED

Alohadance is fucking garbo senpai.

his heroic ability should just be called "Evian Bottle", have no description and instantly win The Game

Whats he thinking right now guys?

the notail fuccboi janny is prob gonna delete this thread as soon as he sees this op tbqh

I am waiting for them to come in.

WHERE ARE THE SHEEVERS.

...

>I went 11 0 12 with multihero RPs and you guys still lost me the game

>when krokodil kicks in

I just wanted him to punch aloha in his fucking face after the game and then throw up in his face because of anxiety issues

VP is so fucking trash like holy shit they gave that game for shit'vi

DONDOBOSS

that's me pls get this pic off of Veeky Forums

Navi vs CoL, whos hype

How do we save this man?

He needs to hit the rock bottom before he can save himself

is tourney scene oversaturated? I feel literally nothing for this ESL

eg 0-22 esl was fun though

So is this gonna be the theme now? Having members of old Mouz on your major tournament panel?

friendly reminder that artour carry > aui carry

Can you go any lower than this?

G is a really good player, I don't know how his personality is though. I saw the after game stuff from earlier but I really can't take much from that.

>Eri at Frankfurt
Is your body ready big boiz? Pinoys about to take over the hosting and casting scene.

oh im sry qt :3

SON OF GOD
O
N

O
F

G
O
D

it's son of ra

not son of god

TROLLED BY CAMERA MAN LMAO

THE MEMER DID IT

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Tournaments aren't the same without EG and Shitrekt so we call come together and laugh at them.

>Pinoy guy points at the right camera twice
>They switch to the wrong one

Production???

what do you think G will tell his team in the post game showers

るいがわがてきをくらう

Give him a new team

he should honestly just go the singsing route and become a streamer

Yeah, he gets publicly acknowledged as a shitter and no longer gets into T1-2 teams, rather having to play multiple games a week like T3 teams to qualify for events and such. His name is still big enough for LAN organizers to straight up invite Secret, even if they're purely riding on the player fame, rather than performance.

zaaz will take care of him

Its always the darkest before the dawn

this would be an amazing shop if it wasnt for the retarded babyrage

He just reported them all at the end of the game for intentional feeding.

it is son of god ra , he said it. It just pinyos being monkeys

>Tfw Arteezy looks more manly than you

;_;

He needs to go back to his roots.
Kaipi shall rise again.

This has to be the patchiest "beard" I have ever seen

as long as this jackass never shapeshift into howling monkey like the rest of his brethren

>crop off the right side of the picture
Wow, that was hard.

Ra is one of gods in ancient egypt so its technically correct.

G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.
>G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.
G is incredible. I was rooting for Navi, but still. Hope VP can work out their issues because G was essentially carrying them super hard that last game and the rest of the players need to show up.
Navi's drafts are garbage. Too greedy, no lane support, I think they will practice so that they have fixed these problems for TI6 but it is really hurting them. Thankfully, General and Sonneiko are incredible and giving Dendi Invoker is never a good idea.

Do you guys use a program to view the games? I remember using some program to view the games in VLC.
Help me out

THIS IS HERSCHEL'S LAND, RICK

Thoughts on blink first sven?

I like to rush blink dagger as first item. Skip brown boots for wind lace, get a mango + blink. Guaranteed kill at level 6. I never build helm of dominator.

>filename
what went wrong?

that would be too disrespectful to my dear fellow memers

also cropping would ruin the shot

no there's no such program user.
even if there was we wouldn't have helpful links in the op to make it easy for you to find it.

Livestreamer Twitch GUI google it

read the OP

TOLD YOU FUCK A MILLION TIMES NO ONE READS YOUR SHITTY OP

thats just retarded
fast blink is great for kills, yeah, but going all in on that instead of going the safe ancient stacking route is just dumb

>rui ga
fuckin weebs

>not in the op
LMAO

no it's son of ra

the word god isn't included in his name

Ty guys, commended.

COSPLAY

SEXY GERMAN GIRLS

How will they perform now