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>LoL vs DotA shitposting

Autism incarnate

In his defense, Tracer shits on anything that isn't equally as dangerous in close range.

>tfw

I want to have 2 daughters with Pharah!

A shit.

Pharah can't you see you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong but my waifu is Pharah's mom.

If Reinhardt is on your team you can also get behind it and shoot stuff.

Is Morrison a bottom?

Reminder that Mei's ruin everything

>only 6 more achievements left
If you think you were getting all these legit you're a retard. Boost boyz

>game is pretty well balanced now
>lots still screaming for nerfs/buffs

I want moba kids to fuck off

get omar'd

He's not gay, stop this.

post gameplay of the game

>omnic checking out her ass

Nice

>going after the Roadhog and not the Lucio
you are the problem

man do people fucking suck at this game
it's league of legends all over again

Can you help me out with some?

Why do I get thrown into games I can't win?

>defense on Temple of Anubis
>playing as Pharah for the 5th or so time in 30 hours
>completely wrecking the enemy from above
>get 3 gold medals easily (not objective time because they never got there)
>mfw I've found another favorite hero and waifu

>not 5 sons and 1 daughter

You're not some kind of weirdo are you?

No, he's also not gay

I think Junkrat is by far the hero I hate the most.

I don't think he's imbalanced but I hate how his gameplay is literally hold down M1 and pray it hits.
I hate how his rolling grenades STILL HIT ON IMPACT FOR FULL DAMAGE.
I hate how if anything goes wrong he can just lel press shift for an undodgeable 120 damage and rocketjump.
I hate his fucking OMG I AM SOOOOO QUIRKY AND RANDUUUM XDD personality.

God damn I don't understand how can anyone hate Mei more than this fucking sack of shit.

It's much closer but i wouldn't say fully balanced. But yeah, the "nerf this because i lose to it" retards ruin everything. It's not like triple McCree of the past with 420k dps where you know something is wrong.

when half your playerbase is lego leggends what do you expect?

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Post Symmetra

>Love playing Torb
>Completely useless on attack

I wish he worked like the battle engineer in TF2, but he's fucking awful on attack, I wish they would revert the nerfs and make him how he was on beta

His turret killing people as fast as bastion does

That instant auto lock on his turret

That insane healing Torb could do the turret so it took like 3 people to kill it

I want that back!

me ooga
team booga

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>I'm shit and don't understand the concept of a competitive game need tuning
>I'm a complete retard but i'm going to call the people in the right "kids" because I don't understand what they are talking about

Well sperged friendo.

Widow and Mercy's ults are fundamentally broken compared to every else's

>I hate how his gameplay is literally hold down M1 and pray it hits.

lol @ your complete lack of nade-fu

D E S I G N A T E D

Did Tracer join Overwatch when she was like 18 or what? Everyone looks so young.

i recognize that image, you're the retard that created a shitty list of heroes that supposedly need nerfs and rebalances

fuck off, you're bad at video games

Lucio wasn't a problem at that moment since he had previously ult'd and I knew the Hanzo and Road had ults up. Best course of action was to take them out which was obviously the plan between me and Rein.

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I want to join the memespouting discord

god highlander sucks

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Mercy how? Widow is only because her ulti stays on death.

>Play nice, play Pharah.
>literally cancer after le french lady of skill got gutted

Snuck up on a Hanzo and placed a trap to his left, of course he panic steps into it and catches a grenade and airbag for his trouble.

I'm so fucking tired of getting matched against these faggots. A second one is in the same exact game as the last.
My MMR is so fucked right now.

All the S76 lewds and Dad 76 meme.makes it look like many grills are into ripped older men.
Maybe I should start working out.

You're garbage because she's still easily countered by a hitscan hero. Best example being Soldier 76, and Widow can still shit on her provided the Widow player can aim.

Charges absurdly quick

Do you get upset at everything and everyone you don't agree with? Your life must be grand.

>I can tell how well balanced the game is and if you disagree you're a retard.
>weeaboo faggot
go back to playing assfaggots

try playing tankier characters or those with self heal on attack. Soldier is generic as fuck but it;s a great character for learning the ropes.

When did Ana have Pharah? I know Pharah and Mercy are only 5 years apart but Ana does not look too much older than Mercy in that picture there.

Was Ana raped when she was a teen and decided to keep the baby?

Way to exaggerate, shitter

>tfw playing Lucio on Ilios well
>never die once thanks to the hole.
>next around enemy team so butt hurt they have 4 winstons a mercy and another lucio
Top fucking kek anyone else have these moments.

>maining Widow
you fucking deserve it faggot

>clean-shaven Jesse McCree

there is no way to counter Mercy's ult while or after she uses it
the most common "counter" people give to Mercy's ult is "kill her first!" which roughly translates to "dont let her use her ult at all"

meanwhile all of the other heroes can be killed to cancel their ult or even blocked to prevent it altogether

The whole "daddy kink" thing ain't just a meme.

>tfw reached the peak of mmr and keep getting put against the same exact players who are godlike
>tfw keep getting put against seagull and cloud 9 and liquid players, as well as against taimu all the FUCKING TIME
I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

That's the same kid who plays dota.

If they have a mercy dont bother trying to play a harass war, you just feed her a free ult. Charge their point as a team and take advantage of the fact that they have a one less hero than you in a full on 6v6 fight.

Then you should be able to wreck the shitter tier and climb your MMR back up.

he's not the one using widow you dense bastard

I'm level 112, Torb just sucks on attack regardless of who's playing him, he can be slightly good on a Payload map with the right comp, but on a capture point map he's 100% useless.

he's hotter with the beard

I'm telling you to fuck off, though post that list again so I can laugh at you, again

That explains a lot.

oh i agree. He's fun as fuck though.
>77% winrate with him

>During launch of this game in one of these very threads /owg/ taught me that I need to brush my tongue aswell as my teeth
>I've been doing it every day now since and my tongue is a lot healthier colour and I don't get moth ulsers anymore

Thank you /owg/! Some of you are alright.

found the baddie. if your enemy mercy can rez more than 2 people at once the problem is definitely on your side.

Mei and Winston where at Mei's apartment after they went out shopping. "How does it feel being a member of Overwatch?" Winston asked. "I was shocked at first, but I really love it." Mei said as she took off her armor and was in a blue bra and black stretch pants.
"Wow, You have a nice body Mei." Winston said as he blushed a little. "Really? I didn't think that I was attractive." She said as she felt her big round ass. "But you are, I mean it." Winston said as he touched her face. "Thank you." Mei said as she hugged him. "I'm going to fix us some peanut butter sandwiches." Winston said. "That sounds nice." Mei said.

After a while, They finished their food. "How was it?" Winston asked. "It was delicious." Mei said as she farted. "Did you just fart?" Winston asked. "Yes, I get gassy sometimes." Mei sais as she blushed. "May I smell it up close?" Winston asked. "You want me to sit on your face and fart?" Mei asked. "Yes please." Winston said.

"Go ahead and lay down." Mei said. Winston did so and Mei sat on his face. "I hope that I'm not to heavy for you." Mei said. "Your perfect." Winston said. Mei smiled as she blasted a fart in his face. "That was stinky, how are you down there?" Mei asked. "I'm fine, keep going." Winston said.

Mei ripped a sloppy fart in his face as she moaned. "That was awesome!" Winston said as he complimented her on her stench. This kept on going until she stopped. " You can stay here for the night." Mei said. "Thank you Mei." Winston said as she hugged him.

The End

Remember to do the Timewarp again!

HELP

B.VA OR JUNEBUG

Do you have poor reading comprehension?
That ain't me.

Tracer too fucking hot on that picture though.
Also she is eye fucking S76.

Probably early/mid twenties

not to forget that she can just hide behind a wall and cast it

>low mmr shitter talking about being garbage
Ranked can't come soon enough so you shitters would finally shut the fuck up.

>People can't play Reinhardt, the easiest hero in the game

YOU HOLD ONE FUCKING BUTTON AND OCCASIONALLY HOLD ANOTHER

WHAT THE FUCK

>tfw still on 368.39

I guarantee I'm higher MMR than you, you're the one calling Pharah cancer so clearly you're the low MMR one here. Kill yourself.

You wrote so much and nobody is going to read a single line.

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST FUCKING KILL THE ENEMY SHITS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

What's even worse is if you're in overtime on defense and are on the last point of girbalter, she can cast that shit from under the point in spawn

>I-i'm high MMR in quick play!
Let's see that battlenet

Cute daughters > Sons

I'm not even the same person you were originally raging at. Just commented on how stupid you make yourself look by attacking any one with an opinion opposite yours.

B.Va

>easiest hero in the game
>not mccree

Yeah he's so much fucking fun, I just wish he could be used in all scenarios, would be awesome.

>Lucio speed boosts High Noon McCree
>Zarya shields someone doing their ultimate
>Mei freezes your team to enable somebody else's ultimate
end these memes