Dota 2 General - /d2g/

What hero is the dude weed of dota?

Lolbabbies cant into statistics and logic, hell one of their teams names is expressely against logic

>coordinator updating

could it be?

timbersaw

no one would die in dota too if you had a free blink from minute 0 that doesnt even break

just imagine it for a second

I am quite literally a feeder

you have 10s to explain how this hero is pub viable

dont kill people pls
muh sensitivity

Wow you Clinkz doturds are pretty smart. Deso+Solar >>> Anything Orchid related.

Ended the game before I could build BKB and replace my soul ring.

Probably legion commander or ursa, somply because pinoy and filipenises play them and i cant beat either of them because i blow ass so they spam all chat with monkey speak and rap and drug references

there is no reason to not upgrade to treads

that 950 gold is one of the most cost effective use of gold there is

witch doctor 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI

...

>TD
>0 on 8 heroes

lmao what the fuck

>25 minutes in
>3-3

OFFICIAL OUR GUYS LIST
>Casters
Blitz
GrandGrant
Purge
LD
>Teams
MVP.Phoenix
Digital Chaos
Evil Geniuses
Newbee

>Team Freedom disbanded
RIP MIKE

>Evil Geniuses

>haven't played in a year
>im drunk and there are no other games on my cousins PC
>play a game, win (im still better then 80% of d2g)
>dota 2 coordinator is down
>updated
>game is not scored

Why do you cuckolds play this game... I don't even care about my acc or my mmr and i still got pissed of.

>Reddit Geniuses
>our guys

???

>GrandGrant
>LD
>Purge
>Even Blitz to a degree
>OUR GUYS

That caster list is fucking disgusting. Three people I wouldn't miss if they stopped casting permanently. Blitz is SOMETIMES passable.

PPD is anti reddit incarnate.

>purge

he literally spent 15 minutes at manilla talking about how reddit users are the smartest dota fans

>has a reddit account
>is anti reddit

???

he has literal subreddit and he literally BLOGS everyday

ppd is literally an admin on reddit and he asked EG to get THE CREATOR OF DOTA REDDIT TO MANAGE THEM

EG IS LITERALLY TEAM REDDIT

Speak some goddamn sense.
How is the guy with his own subreddit, who even posts on reddit occasionally ANTI-REDDIT INCARNATE. How is the guy whose twitch mods ban anyone for being rude and who will block you on twitter for any sort of negativity ANTI-REDDIT INCARNATE.

He is a pasty bespectacled care bear who fits in perfectly in San Francisco.

Ill blog you kid

autism
dotabuff.com/players/86717663

The only our guys team is Team Empire desu

Nope

>been winning your games, son ?

He's a double agent guys can't you see the bigger picture?

HOLY SHIT

KOROK IS OUT OF PRISON BUFFED AS FUCK TELLING EVERYONE THAT OPEN QUALIES BELONG TO HIM NOW

>Can literally see him and Sir's relationship collapse with that 33.33%

>reddit is obscenely pro-EU and anti-USA
>hates when white people win and control minorities

reddit is canonically anti-EG and pro-yuro

>posting screenshot of a youtube video
???
??
?

why would anti-reddit mean our guy

KYS blitz is one of da best

summer

Actual non-exhaustive list of confirmed our guys and our guys to an extent
>Cap
>Blitz
>OD (known redditor as well)
>That fat fuck with the hot gf on the GD studio
>Bruno
>James
>Matumbaman

Feel free to add to the list

>reddit is shit tier website that any random cancer can make le subreddit and control it

>based ppd cucks redditors out of being able to claim an EG subreddit
>reddit furious as fuck because reddit is an anti-USA, pro-EU website

bravo, PPD.

reddit literally manages team EG

like their manager is the person that created reddit

like how can you get even more reddit than that, your captain would have to be an admin there OH WAIT

what went wrong

>no tobi, ourrest of guys since forever

fuck off reddit

Someone fed the pudge some early kills

PeterPanDam?

more like RedditVanDam

singsing, now and forever
beesa and rime obviously
mason probably

LOL

Yeah but Flash has around 250-300 range so why don't they follow

>8 deaths on timber"literally immortal"saw
>losing to 4 (FOUR) melee str heroes as timbersaw
Please do not pick timbersaw again!

>PeterPanDam
You mean PumpkinPatchDan?

first item bloodthorn

oh and eosin and kalle

>twitter.com/GranDGranT/status/744283497133674496
NADota getting buttblasted that valve isn't going to give them any more open qualifier spots than the other teams.
Based as fuck desu. Hopefully they'll learn to actually keep their teams together after this shit.

Kaipi are our guys

>d2g still suffering from cognitive dissonance trying to explain how reddit, an anti-american website, can be pro-american esports

>playing at 5am in the morning

How?

They're very happy with the esports scene as long as it's anyone but america winning it.
Look how happy they are about what their roster lock has accomplished.

this, reminder any and all aussies are our guys

?

reddit hates grant more than anyone

>tfw someone picks storm into am on ur team

i dont think thats what meant. anyways ive just realized that all of the people that reddit hates are na
>grant
>ixmike
>ritsu
>mason

Don't for get based Nahaz, they hate him too.

LD and Tobi

Ok how do you play meepo? I really want to learn him for fun and profit, so how do you play him?

does ppd act like this during tournaments

youtube.com/watch?v=YBM55vLFT18

>anti american

they'd be pretty happy about EG then
>2 americans
>2 nonwhite immigrants including a LITERAL paki muslim terrorist
>1 european

everyone hates nahaz

Put poof on quickcast
set up control groups
practice for like 5 mins in demo mode
lose games because he's trash right now

>yurodota will be unaffected by the confirmed upcoming brexit as brits are useless at esports

universe was born in wisconsin

>Wait until 5am
>Queue for match

>ritsu
>na
FUck off you dirty indian

They have 3 americans retard.

How can you say that when Beesa is on track to stomp the NA qualifiers?

>ppd
American
>fear
American
>universe
American
>aui
north American
>arteezy
north American

isn't beesa albanian or something

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

born in north america, played in north american pubs and on north american teams

>wisconsin isn't part of the USA
?

>international ranked
>get matched with 2 finns
>they INSTANTLY start shitposting, spamming the laughing crying axe emote along with thumbs up
>spam spurdo style shit
>random tusk/dk
>we get first blood by diving as far as T2s
>they proceed to lose the fuck out of their lane
>we proceed to lose the game
>everyone is flaming each other

God bless finland. Those guys were as funny as they were crazy.

he might be jew but he is OUR JEW

what the fuck are you talking about

can you read and realize that he's talking about NA teams getting invites just for sticking together despite not playing anything

how does that translate to complaining about valve not inviting more teams, they're literally inviting anyone they can

Approximately how long do patients in the ER have to wait?

>Where you are born determines your race, genetics, nationality
nope

What the fuck are you on about?
I said that they're upset that valve isn't giving them more open qualifier spots instead of just inviting any old team you dunce.

>born in country
>somehow an immigrant to that country

that fully wew'd my lads

Make him competitively viable without making him OP in pubs where his current win rate is fine.

>pretty much only mid
>can't last-hit or even deny
>forced to use Arc Lightning to last-hit and pseudo-harass if possible
>entirely reliant on mana for farming
>is one of the slower heroes
>Static Field no longer disables Blink which is huge
>cannot contest runes effectively
>Pipe absolutely BTFOs him

Ludwig

1000 generations from now, non-whites will still be immigrants.
Thats really just the way it is