HOOOLD UP *throws flashbang* SO YER SAYIN *fans the hammer* WE WERE *rolls* SOME KINDA *fans the hammer* OVERWATCH INTERNATIONAL TASK FORCE N' SHIIEEETTT *dies because there was more than 1 person nearby*
Dominic Jones
KNOCK ME DOWN AND I'LL KEEP GETTIN BACK UP
Chase Russell
>defense >be Tracer >fuck around in the middle of the enemy team >time's running out >land the game winning pulse bomb
Works everytime.
Bentley Phillips
Why is it so easy to stay on Fire as Zenyatta?
People think they're good with him probably because they're always on fire.
Easton Davis
Nothing at all
Charles Barnes
dead meme
Henry Smith
>midair Pharah duels
Adrian Morris
>picking mercy on koth as the only support >picking hanzo when we only have 1 tank and 1 support >picking any defense character other than junkrat
Hunter Barnes
So I started trying out Zarya, am I wrong in assuming Reaper and Rein counter her?
Alexander Rodriguez
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Daniel Howard
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David Price
McCree best character
Ian Moore
she has no counter
the fact that reaper can 1v1 her if he has full health and she has 0 charge and she's alone doesn't make him a counter
Gabriel Young
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Kayden Myers
Does Egypt have an airforce? Are there qt grills working there? What are my chances of finding a phara gf?
Anthony Lewis
reaper is probably her hardest counter but hes not that bad rein cant do shit to her if your team is around
Caleb Murphy
>check out artist >primarily furry artist
I don't give a heck about the furry shit, I just want them to keep drawing that Mercy.
Leo Perez
Remember that cute Mercy boys should get their /owg/ sugar daddies
Colton Russell
Hiiiiii! Im dah angle killer ! >:3c. I luvvv combat merci lawlz does anyone else??? (console onlyy!!)
Alexander Hill
Fuck you desu
Jordan Rivera
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Jonathan Turner
>match is so bad you end up avoiding and blocking 4/6 players on both teams
Yes I am in fact mad, thanks for asking.
swap the psps and the image is improved 100%
Samuel Bailey
>can't get good >can't aim >don't have a team to play with, not really interested in talking to strangers over mic >put up against good players now so I just lose constantly >casual fun is gone I shouldn't have fallen for the meme, but I did...
Aiden James
>What are my chances of finding a phara gf? 0. You'll be beheaded by a mudslime for not praising allah.
Brody Stewart
>Tfw airshotting another while flying
Kayden Ortiz
If she's in the middle of her team with full charge and a healer the best way to "counter" her is to knock her off the map. If she's alone with 0 charge any dueling/ skirmisher or assassin hero can take her out.
Chase Bennett
I know, but the engineer's fully upgraded turret never caused much community butthurt while Overwatch's community has a disproportionate ammount of salt towards turrets. One has to wonder why that is.
Ryan Johnson
whats going on here?
Jack Davis
get out grandpa
Henry Hall
Do you know anything about Egypt?
Parker Barnes
What's going on there?
Lucas Young
>land a long-range airshot on a gliding Mercy
She didn't say anything in the chat But I know she was mad Or turned on
Nathaniel Gray
probably because you can heal and deal damage at the same time, same reason lucio is always on fire
also you can change healing targets near-instantly, so you basically never stop healing
Eli Murphy
I'm unironically in the situation. I still have fun but the game drains my patience faster than anything I've ever played. It would probably help if I wasn't terrible.
Kayden Flores
why is it when he rolls his perspective doesn't actually cahnge
it's like his body is rolling around his head it's very creeeeepy
Christian Walker
Don't they worship spynx and stuff instead? And enslave jews? I think I'll be fine.
James Lee
Anons, why is Dorado so fucking awful. The pushing team literally stomps for the first 7 minutes and then fails to win because the defending team has an absurd map advantage on that final checkpoint
>Just got out of a game where the enemy had a Reinhardt and Roadhog duo of shitters who would just go way out of position and get killed, then still be able to hold the point 4v6 because reasons.
Think hard on your answer before checking this: I'm actually a low elo /shitter/ so it's probably because me and everyone else here are bad. Still its fucking awful.
Jaxon Martin
no they shouldn't.
Colton Richardson
how
Owen Nelson
>tfw you get owned in the POTG
Nicholas Brooks
Well just look for one, obviously
Hunter Anderson
A long time ago. That's like saying the Greeks still worship Zeus despite being Orthodox Christians. Egyptians speak a dialect of arabic and are majority muslim. There's also coptic Christians though.
Gabriel Ross
Why does history hate jews so much?
Ryan Cox
if that user who needed pharah tips ends up here, here's my battletag again
Raijin#1446
Aaron Wood
i have no idea, if a baddie like me can kill a turret by myself while it's being repaired as a fucking healer, no one else has any excuse
Nathan Smith
>Have partial paralysis in fingers >Can't track enemies for shit >Can't react fast enough or properly jump spam and attack
Good thing I'm a beast at mercy
Charles Adams
At least you will never be as terrible as the quality of this fucking webm jesus christ anons where the fuck did I get this garbage and can someone give me a better one.
Tyler Murphy
oy vey, it's persecution i tells ya!
Jaxon Edwards
It's entirely because engie turrets were balanced around the map, whilst that dwarfs turret hasn't
There are so few maps that actually have the 40 meter clear distance for its range to matter, and it has an instant lock on compared to what was about 15 meters and a half second lock on. You can't peek fire torb without taking damage as opposed to Engie
Ian Martinez
I suppose it's because Engineer turtling was sort of expected and dealing with it was more straightforward? In giving players more fluid choices overall the expectations are different, if that makes any sense?
Juan Morris
>tfw you try to skip the POTG because you already saw it in your killcam
Jordan Martinez
is it weird i want to smell dvas feet?
Alexander Long
How to do Genji shift ledge jump?
Ayden Flores
>guy gets potg >only kills 1 guy >it's you
Josiah Hill
it would be weird if you didn't
Brayden Bailey
>that one time where level DOESN'T matter
>spectating a friend who got the game a few days ago and is at level 29 >level 85 widowmaker on his team >absolute horrible aiming, only bodyshotting >held onto her ult for the entire match until they pushed the payload into the last area >they lose in the end with 1m next to the finish line >if the widow was anything else, they most likely would had won
This is why I tell him to not solo queue and just wait for us to get into the stack.
Jayden Hill
Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Anthony Fisher
I got the game 2 days ago and i'm pretty frustrated. I've lost about 75% of matches. How are my stats?
Angel Peterson
>tfw you prefer other people on your team to get potg so you can watch zen's sick attack animations
Matthew Bailey
I had my own PotG like this!
Sorry for the fraps
Sebastian Harris
In your opinion who is the hardest character in the game to do well with, and give a reason why.
Kayden Ortiz
>get thrown in game in progress >shit s76 spamming to defend the objective >shit s76 can't kill pharah >shit s76 abandons game >our mercy starts suiciding off a cliff then abandons >enemy team just steamrolls as it's 4v6
fucking awesome matchmaking blizzard
Jace Cruz
0-14 tonight boys eventually ill cinch a win
Carson Reyes
HYPE DIED AND I DONT EVEN WANT TO PLAY NOW FUK
Jace White
>tfw you get POTG but it's you mostly being fucking terrible and coincidentally killing one dude in the last split second
Tyler Powell
reminder to report all fetish posters
Logan Phillips
>D.VA, Zenyatta and the recently nerfed Mccree
user I love me some Zenyatta and you go play what you want, but understand when you're picking from the lowest tier that their inability to be effective is drastically multiplied while you're still learning general strategies and mechanics for the game, like map layouts.
Christian Baker
>In the middle of a fight >Get kicked to main menu and immediately reconnect Why?
Jason Ortiz
>roadhog Try contributing next time
Lucas Kelly
none, they're all easy, some are just more braindead than others (mercy, winston, zarya)
Lucas Johnson
>that one guy who pretends like he doesn't want to smell dva's feet what's your story?
Ryan Robinson
>it's another "everyone shoots Zarya's shield, Genji's Deflect, and not their Mercy" episode
Cameron Mitchell
Symmetra because she's straight useless in so many situations
You have people like Zarya and Genji and Zenyatta who are difficult to use correctly but when you get to that point you can fucking cleave through the enemy team like a hot knife through an enemy team of six Overwatch players getting their asses handed to them
Meanwhile even if you're playing Symmetra to the absolute best of her ability there are still many situations where another hero could probably be more useful
Nathaniel Powell
>You are in the same room asD.Va, Tracer, Mercy and Widowmaker after they just finished a hearty Mexican meal >All three turn their asses to you, as you think to yourself this is the luckiest day of your life. >Suddenly,D.vagrabs you from behind >You hear Tracer say "Alright, on my count!" >"1..." They back up so that your face is surrounded by ass; If you move slightly in any direction, your face touches a cheek. You wonder what could possibly be going on. >"2..." They press their butts against your face. Tracer and Mercy to your left and right, with your nose firmly wedged between the soft globes of Widowmaker's rear. You breathe in, and are treated to a heavy, sweaty scent that seems to intoxicate the senses. >"3!" Tracer exclaims. Still wondering what they're doing, the realization hits all too late. All three of them grunt in unison, and you feel what must be Widowmaker's anus pucker out against your nose. Your muffled scream is drowned out by the sound of three farts of different force and intensity coming from all directions. >Your nose burns as you try to hold your breath, butD.vaperforms a heimlich maneuver on you which makes you forcibly exhale. >Your first breath and last breath before passing out is that of a mixture of eggs, sulfur, and shit. >You manage to squeak out a line so faint, that only you hear the words, "Ireland.......was right..." before blacking out
Andrew Hernandez
holy shit this is peak torbjorn
Xavier Thompson
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Julian Kelly
I'll take it. The glitching through the wall is pretty great. Discard opinions of fraps watermarks any day.
Samuel Price
>Hanzo aims at my feet >hits me in the head
and you guys said this wasn't like CS:GO
Mason Phillips
If anyone says any character, other people will make fun of them and give ten bullshit reasons as to why that character is easy.
I'm going to say Widowmaker to steal it from that one joking asshole, because headshots are very hard in this game and I want (You)s.
Hype's still here and I play all the time. Yes.
Nolan White
0-10 all fucking day.
>Go mercy >Team sits at the choke point
>Switch to DVa >Enemy team collapses on me (as planned) >My team sits back at the choke point
This game has been shit this weekend. I bet all the good players are playing the weekly CoD right now.
Chase Flores
Is there a character you could not play at all first but eventually clicked on you?
Hudson Howard
What happens when dva farts in her mecha?
Luis Stewart
>getting knocked off the map in the PoTG
Tyler Nelson
>roadhog doesn't contribute
Aiden Hughes
He contributed to the enemy team's ults. That counts for something, right?
Gavin Torres
>get thrown into a game in progress >team was doing so terribly 4 players left >4 new guys get in and proceed to stomp the enemy team Best game of my life, thanks Blizz
Brayden Long
i-is this a thing? i want to read more
Aiden Taylor
>forced 50.0%
Asher Fisher
>you turn around >your healer is dead who is at fault here?
Trick question, you didn't turn around and died too
Nicholas Howard
>decide to fuck around on Torb >heard that the hammer was breddy good, decide to try it out on a lone reaper at one point >potg is reaper killing the mercy healing me, then turning around and killing me after I chased him with the hammer for 8 seconds