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first for tracer

oO

tracer

Roadhog is cute

Fifth for cute boys

what went right?

xth for BUFF D. VA

HOOOLD UP
*throws flashbang*
SO YER SAYIN
*fans the hammer*
WE WERE
*rolls*
SOME KINDA
*fans the hammer*
OVERWATCH INTERNATIONAL TASK FORCE N' SHIIEEETTT
*dies because there was more than 1 person nearby*

KNOCK ME DOWN AND I'LL KEEP GETTIN BACK UP

>defense
>be Tracer
>fuck around in the middle of the enemy team
>time's running out
>land the game winning pulse bomb

Works everytime.

Why is it so easy to stay on Fire as Zenyatta?

People think they're good with him probably because they're always on fire.

Nothing at all

dead meme

>midair Pharah duels

>picking mercy on koth as the only support
>picking hanzo when we only have 1 tank and 1 support
>picking any defense character other than junkrat

So I started trying out Zarya, am I wrong in assuming Reaper and Rein counter her?

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McCree best character

she has no counter

the fact that reaper can 1v1 her if he has full health and she has 0 charge and she's alone doesn't make him a counter

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Does Egypt have an airforce? Are there qt grills working there? What are my chances of finding a phara gf?

reaper is probably her hardest counter but hes not that bad
rein cant do shit to her if your team is around

>check out artist
>primarily furry artist

I don't give a heck about the furry shit, I just want them to keep drawing that Mercy.

Remember that cute Mercy boys should get their /owg/ sugar daddies

Hiiiiii! Im dah angle killer ! >:3c. I luvvv combat merci lawlz does anyone else??? (console onlyy!!)

Fuck you desu

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>match is so bad you end up avoiding and blocking 4/6 players on both teams

Yes I am in fact mad, thanks for asking.

swap the psps and the image is improved 100%

>can't get good
>can't aim
>don't have a team to play with, not really interested in talking to strangers over mic
>put up against good players now so I just lose constantly
>casual fun is gone
I shouldn't have fallen for the meme, but I did...

>What are my chances of finding a phara gf?
0. You'll be beheaded by a mudslime for not praising allah.

>Tfw airshotting another while flying

If she's in the middle of her team with full charge and a healer the best way to "counter" her is to knock her off the map. If she's alone with 0 charge any dueling/ skirmisher or assassin hero can take her out.

I know, but the engineer's fully upgraded turret never caused much community butthurt while Overwatch's community has a disproportionate ammount of salt towards turrets. One has to wonder why that is.

whats going on here?

get out grandpa

Do you know anything about Egypt?

What's going on there?

>land a long-range airshot on a gliding Mercy

She didn't say anything in the chat
But I know she was mad
Or turned on

probably because you can heal and deal damage at the same time, same reason lucio is always on fire

also you can change healing targets near-instantly, so you basically never stop healing

I'm unironically in the situation. I still have fun but the game drains my patience faster than anything I've ever played. It would probably help if I wasn't terrible.

why is it when he rolls his perspective doesn't actually cahnge

it's like his body is rolling around his head it's very creeeeepy

Don't they worship spynx and stuff instead? And enslave jews? I think I'll be fine.

Anons, why is Dorado so fucking awful. The pushing team literally stomps for the first 7 minutes and then fails to win because the defending team has an absurd map advantage on that final checkpoint

>Just got out of a game where the enemy had a Reinhardt and Roadhog duo of shitters who would just go way out of position and get killed, then still be able to hold the point 4v6 because reasons.


Think hard on your answer before checking this:
I'm actually a low elo /shitter/ so it's probably because me and everyone else here are bad. Still its fucking awful.

no they shouldn't.

how

>tfw you get owned in the POTG

Well just look for one, obviously

A long time ago. That's like saying the Greeks still worship Zeus despite being Orthodox Christians. Egyptians speak a dialect of arabic and are majority muslim. There's also coptic Christians though.

Why does history hate jews so much?

if that user who needed pharah tips ends up here, here's my battletag again

Raijin#1446

i have no idea, if a baddie like me can kill a turret by myself while it's being repaired as a fucking healer, no one else has any excuse

>Have partial paralysis in fingers
>Can't track enemies for shit
>Can't react fast enough or properly jump spam and attack

Good thing I'm a beast at mercy

At least you will never be as terrible as the quality of this fucking webm jesus christ anons where the fuck did I get this garbage and can someone give me a better one.

oy vey, it's persecution i tells ya!

It's entirely because engie turrets were balanced around the map, whilst that dwarfs turret hasn't

There are so few maps that actually have the 40 meter clear distance for its range to matter, and it has an instant lock on compared to what was about 15 meters and a half second lock on. You can't peek fire torb without taking damage as opposed to Engie

I suppose it's because Engineer turtling was sort of expected and dealing with it was more straightforward? In giving players more fluid choices overall the expectations are different, if that makes any sense?

>tfw you try to skip the POTG because you already saw it in your killcam

is it weird i want to smell dvas feet?

How to do Genji shift ledge jump?

>guy gets potg
>only kills 1 guy
>it's you

it would be weird if you didn't

>that one time where level DOESN'T matter

>spectating a friend who got the game a few days ago and is at level 29
>level 85 widowmaker on his team
>absolute horrible aiming, only bodyshotting
>held onto her ult for the entire match until they pushed the payload into the last area
>they lose in the end with 1m next to the finish line
>if the widow was anything else, they most likely would had won

This is why I tell him to not solo queue and just wait for us to get into the stack.

Bad
Ass
Mother
Fucker

I got the game 2 days ago and i'm pretty frustrated. I've lost about 75% of matches. How are my stats?

>tfw you prefer other people on your team to get potg so you can watch zen's sick attack animations

I had my own PotG like this!

Sorry for the fraps

In your opinion who is the hardest character in the game to do well with, and give a reason why.

>get thrown in game in progress
>shit s76 spamming to defend the objective
>shit s76 can't kill pharah
>shit s76 abandons game
>our mercy starts suiciding off a cliff then abandons
>enemy team just steamrolls as it's 4v6

fucking awesome matchmaking blizzard

0-14 tonight boys
eventually ill cinch a win

HYPE DIED AND I DONT EVEN WANT TO PLAY NOW FUK

>tfw you get POTG but it's you mostly being fucking terrible and coincidentally killing one dude in the last split second

reminder to report all fetish posters

>D.VA, Zenyatta and the recently nerfed Mccree

user I love me some Zenyatta and you go play what you want, but understand when you're picking from the lowest tier that their inability to be effective is drastically multiplied while you're still learning general strategies and mechanics for the game, like map layouts.

>In the middle of a fight
>Get kicked to main menu and immediately reconnect
Why?

>roadhog
Try contributing next time

none, they're all easy, some are just more braindead than others (mercy, winston, zarya)

>that one guy who pretends like he doesn't want to smell dva's feet
what's your story?

>it's another "everyone shoots Zarya's shield, Genji's Deflect, and not their Mercy" episode

Symmetra because she's straight useless in so many situations

You have people like Zarya and Genji and Zenyatta who are difficult to use correctly but when you get to that point you can fucking cleave through the enemy team like a hot knife through an enemy team of six Overwatch players getting their asses handed to them

Meanwhile even if you're playing Symmetra to the absolute best of her ability there are still many situations where another hero could probably be more useful

>You are in the same room asD.Va, Tracer, Mercy and Widowmaker after they just finished a hearty Mexican meal
>All three turn their asses to you, as you think to yourself this is the luckiest day of your life.
>Suddenly,D.vagrabs you from behind
>You hear Tracer say "Alright, on my count!"
>"1..." They back up so that your face is surrounded by ass; If you move slightly in any direction, your face touches a cheek. You wonder what could possibly be going on.
>"2..." They press their butts against your face. Tracer and Mercy to your left and right, with your nose firmly wedged between the soft globes of Widowmaker's rear. You breathe in, and are treated to a heavy, sweaty scent that seems to intoxicate the senses.
>"3!" Tracer exclaims. Still wondering what they're doing, the realization hits all too late. All three of them grunt in unison, and you feel what must be Widowmaker's anus pucker out against your nose. Your muffled scream is drowned out by the sound of three farts of different force and intensity coming from all directions.
>Your nose burns as you try to hold your breath, butD.vaperforms a heimlich maneuver on you which makes you forcibly exhale.
>Your first breath and last breath before passing out is that of a mixture of eggs, sulfur, and shit.
>You manage to squeak out a line so faint, that only you hear the words, "Ireland.......was right..." before blacking out

holy shit this is peak torbjorn

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I'll take it. The glitching through the wall is pretty great. Discard opinions of fraps watermarks any day.

>Hanzo aims at my feet
>hits me in the head

and you guys said this wasn't like CS:GO

If anyone says any character, other people will make fun of them and give ten bullshit reasons as to why that character is easy.

I'm going to say Widowmaker to steal it from that one joking asshole, because headshots are very hard in this game and I want (You)s.

Hype's still here and I play all the time. Yes.

0-10 all fucking day.

>Go mercy
>Team sits at the choke point

>Switch to DVa
>Enemy team collapses on me (as planned)
>My team sits back at the choke point

This game has been shit this weekend. I bet all the good players are playing the weekly CoD right now.

Is there a character you could not play at all first but eventually clicked on you?

What happens when dva farts in her mecha?

>getting knocked off the map in the PoTG

>roadhog doesn't contribute

He contributed to the enemy team's ults. That counts for something, right?

>get thrown into a game in progress
>team was doing so terribly 4 players left
>4 new guys get in and proceed to stomp the enemy team
Best game of my life, thanks Blizz

i-is this a thing? i want to read more

>forced 50.0%

>you turn around
>your healer is dead
who is at fault here?

Trick question, you didn't turn around and died too

>decide to fuck around on Torb
>heard that the hammer was breddy good, decide to try it out on a lone reaper at one point
>potg is reaper killing the mercy healing me, then turning around and killing me after I chased him with the hammer for 8 seconds

use OBS

That's more like cuntsman sniper from tf2.