/owg/ Overwatch General

>they don't choose ifrit

Is it possible to refund Overwatch?

>tfw i can't play roadhog anymore because i'm a walking ult charger and the entire enemy team knows this

>Not using Djinnyatta

I'm trying my hardest to change into the tankbro my team needs. I wish to erase my past mistakes of playing Genji.

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how do I stop getting mad at videogame?

winky face

Veeky Forums is even gayer than /lgbt/

HAMMER DOWN

i'll be as gay as I want and there's nothing you can do about it

HAMMER DOWN!

Where can I find my global ranking please ? The website I mean

memey face

only in the threads where all the pathetic weeaboogays who have given up both on life and on getting a girl hang out like all the mmo threads

xth for nerf winston holy shit

he's tanky, huge aoe dps, ridiculously OP ult that either dumps the other team off the map or splits them up so your retarded team of 5 flankers can 1v1 as much as they want

why is a hero like this allowed to exist

Nothing better than splurging in-game moneybucks on stuff you want.
One day I'll buy up some edgelord legendary skin for Reaper. No rush though. Still need to get better with him.

and this is why you get shot, faggots.

>huge aoe dps
nigga why your team standing next to eachother

>I wanna play Shitowmaker but Winston's being a meanie! :'(

I'm for nerfing him if you buff him to do 10x damage to mercy

play reaper or hog, they both shit on him

REPOSITIONING

boob jealous dva canon when?

look up master overwatch and type in your name and your battle.net number like
>abcdefg#123456

DROPU ZA BEATO

How long of working out would you think to go from average to full on 76 mode.

>not Djinnyatta

Also discord orbing a Tracer shitter and kicking her face till she dies is incredible.

I think you mean

REAP positioning

So after the inevitable D.Va buffs:

What hero gets buffed next, and what gets buffed?

What hero gets nerfed next, and what gets nerfed?

>aus/pol/lia posting

a bunch of creatine and a few vietnam flashbacks

Especially if that Tracer is just set on trying to kill you.

Don't forget to diet accordingly, user.

pretty surprised japs managed to put together a 117 team pc game tournament. they'll probably go back to kancolle in no time though.

11/10 raps for the rest of the overwatch crew when

nothing you can do about it, faggot

oh look a widowmaker main

>reaper on my team has ult ready
>activate the soundwave and speed boost him in there for easy team kill
>lucio on my team has ult up
>he waits until half the team is dead to pop it
>never hit shift once the whole game
I don't mind playing Lucio so much
But sometimes I just want to get the kills

So what you're saying is, MMO threads are easy pickings?

>get told you're a mega shitter and you're not good enough to play with them

>What hero gets buffed next, and what gets buffed?

Nobody

>What hero gets nerfed next, and what gets nerfed?

Zarya and Mercy and Lucio

Looks kinda like the dwarf girl in Dragon Age Origins that you can send to study at the Circle.

Non-stop Widowmaker nerfs.
Screencap this.

In lore? Kind of, it's the point since he was a public figure and he's supposed to be dead. Some of his former teammates know it's him but the majority of the population can only really speculate.

Hey not bad ! Thanks user

>tfw out of weed

>Nerfing Zarya

For what purpose

>tfw all my friends have burnt themselves out on the game and get mad at it really easily
>just want them to relax
>just want to have fun
>just want to heal

Holy fuck just play ruper

Ruper just explodes him instantly.

Sorry he prevents you from sniping.

So close.

two to three years depending on whether or not you have the discipline to train four times a week and really do it not just go through the motions and eat correctly too

There is no fun left. Only pain.

Torb's turret reaction time and precision on console. The aimbot is insane

Why do you have my battle.net ID???

>he doesn't know

Ye Zarya is actually really strong.

the only counter zarya has is another zarya

I meant like for medical reasons

>group for a while
>good shit for a good chunk of time
>take break
>re-group up
>lose lose lose non-stop
>leave group
>start up random pub matchmaking
>notbad/10

How was your day, /owg/?

>all this shitposting in the chat

Is this only in the american servers because it certainly isn't in the european one. There you only get the salty snipers.

there are no cute grills playing mercy. only me, the shitposting neet.

I can play with you if you need new friends

Wink wink

bump

All he did was kill a Torbjorn turret three times. He left 10 seconds before we lost to preserve his precious 55% winrate with Genji to avoid having his stats reflect how trash he really is.

Could also be a Genji, or Zenyatta

...

90% genji.

Fuck off please

Me too user, I'm sorry. It's a total blast to play zenyatta stoned

But my gf plays mercy

I too am trying to forget the errors of my first week.
Everything got better after I ditched her.

euros are too busy trying to remember what the buttons do

why are you winking

also im kinda unsure about adding people from Veeky Forums to play games with, but my friend's interests in the game seem to be dying already ;_;

But user, I think ur cute

>entire team is following your directions to victory and you feel like a competent squad commander

>why are you winking
Well obviously it's because uh
Y'know I
Uhhhhhhhh

>plow through a payload map on attack
>enemy stalls for 8 minutes at the final point and wins

Do I need to get good or is the game just designed to facilitate this sort of shit? It feels like either one team is absolutely untouchable until they get to the part of the stage that's right next to the enemy's spawn surrounded by fortifications.

do you people not read or something?

Your team was already competent and you just told them what they were going to do anyways.

The worst part is that he's utter trash, too. The most solo kills he's gotten in one game is 14.

Probably not, no. He and Reaper are super soldiers and he's probably in a way better condition than anyone his age would normally be in. It might have its drawbacks though. Maybe that was why Reaper became some sort of deadpool abomination when Mercy worked on him. It could happen to 76 if Mercy ever needs to perform some serious medical stuff oj him.

>Pick Mercy
>Immediately say in chat, "FYI - If you pick Torb/Mei, I will not heal you"
What are you doing to fight the low elo trash picking menace?

i like dva but im more concerned with getting really good with Mercy but its daunting since you need to have pretty great senses for stuff

>being aware of your own teams ults, as well as the enemy team's ult charges, to be sure you can clutch res at the right time
>knowing where all your team mates are at any given time to fly to and avoid attackers
>getting a balance so you can occasionaly frag with the dinky pistol i love the pistol

Are you a full-blown retard or just illiterate?

Does anyone have that pic of gremlin Genji saying "mada mada" over and over again

Get some standards buddy

Rude

You just need some good burst damage when her own shield isn't on, just charge her as Reinhardt or work together as a team

If you send a customer support ticket to blizzard with a valid reason (my pc can't handle it for example) they will decide if you deserve it or not, they'll also factor in your time played so you cant refund after 50 hours played

Well that's a fine how do you do

>I won't heal the dwarf who can replenish his armour or the chink who can self heal hhhehehe!

Mercy players, everyone.

Girls don't play video games, why would there be? The only girls I know who play video games are lesbians who main Reinhardt and Pharah and such

That's why you can only hit on guys in these threads, they're the only effeminate ones