/fog/ - Fallout General

ive been playing this game only while being on drugs. i have around 450 hours on my character and havent even been to glowing sea yet. i only grind the radiant quests and build settlements, currently lvl 104. i would literally give head for the fucking season pass.

>Bethesda announces Fallout 4 will have so much DLC they're going to have to bump up the price of the season pass
>Actually just release two proper DLC, one gimmick DLC with a short questline, and the rest are gimmick DLCs with no quests that modders can/have done better already.

REEEEEEE

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What's the best sorting mod?

Well, it's more like "You stupid fools"

And people defend that bullshit which is the best part.
It's obvious they're testing the waters for TES6 DLC and throwing out low effort shit to see what sticks
At least Todd admitted the dialogue and story were shit I guess. Not like it's going to stop them from railroading the PC further in FO5.

>buy 2 fewer bags one week
>buy the season pass

???

don't question the ways of drug addicts

> people actually paid 50$ for the season pass

already playing contraptions
it's shit

I preordered FO4 and season pass for $60 tbqh

I feel the game was worth my money more than fucking Heart of Thorns was

>Power blinks while working on spoopy boat, computer shuts off
>lose an hour of work but no big deal
>computer now shutting off at complete random, no apparent cause
Godammit I literally cannot deal with playing the 'figure out which part is dying on you' game. Can't afford to replace anything either. I swear to god this better not be the death of my computer for several months again.

> actually fucking bought the guild of wars expansion
You went in blind right? You didn't buy it after playing the game knowing full well how shit 2 is right?

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Doomguy armor mod when

I-I thought maybe Anet could turn their game around just shoot me

but i am one
some people are just shit at life desu

Those who lack in quality, make up in quantity.

I bet you're one of the disturbingly high number of anons that never cleans his PC and it's coated in six inches of dust. Probably overheating.

It still hurts knowing what it could of been instead of a dyke tranny's self insert fantasy with plant people.

Temps looked fine when I checked, and it hasn't been that long since I dusted it out. Will try and dust it tomorrow but like I said, I don't think that's the issue.

POST screen did say something about the system shutting off due to power surge, god I hope it's not the PSU cause when it goes, everything goes.

fuck off

why can't I make wasteland porn? theaters still work fine, as shown in fart harbor, so why can't I just build a small room with a couch?

what's stopping me from anally annihilating curie with my girlcock on film and showing it to the citizens of the wasteland?

oh god I think I dropped the minigun

Woah Woah Woah we all know how incompetent bethesda is but you're giving modders too much credit

Modders couldn't develop a interesting balanced playable mod that's lore friendly if they're lives depended on it

this is what happens when you lose your gun in training

gunny tells you you gotta sit on the vertibird and pretend you're shooting savages next time you go out

You have to play Fallout 2 for that, user. It's just that much more deep. :^)

This isn't funny. It hasn't even been 24 hours since Maxson promoted me from shit eater to knight and now I've gone and lost a fucking minigun over the side of the vertibird.

They aren't gonna kcik me out are they?

but I can't anally annihilate curie with my girlcock in 2

you're just gonna have to carry a giant, crude, wooden minigun prop for a week now user

this is what happens when you lose your weapon

Don't panic, I'm an experienced Brotherhood soldier and I know exactly what to do in this sort of crisis; just continue to pretend the gun's still there so the pilot won't report you to Cpt Kells, try to make convincing minigun noises if the pilot shouts that you're taking fire from the ground.

Once you're back on the Prydwen, distract the pilot, then blame the weapon's loss on some scribe scrub.

Works every time.

Insert lewd innuendo about the hot glowing plasma from Maxson's Final Judgment here

Fallout 3 and NV both had surprisingly good quest mods where you create an adult magazine from scratch, going about trying to convince people like Sentinel Lyons and Reilly to get their kit off to 'help troop morale' or 'promote your mercenary business' was actually pretty fun, I hope the author makes a F4 version too.

fuck

Thanks brother, I know a particular scribe that was a dick to me at first. Hopefully it all goes well.

sounds hot

Knew there was a reason we blew up your ship, you bully.

Are we just gonna be memeposting until the DLC comes out?

Yup
Enjoy tales of DogMeat pleasuring the women of the wasteland better than male SS can

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>Except for them being FEV mutations

You realise they abandoned the whole FEV thing with gen 3's ages ago. That's why they went with Father's DNA.

male /ss/?

hmmmm
/ss/ + dogmeat fun times???

>Cait most likely did take a few knots for some Raider laughs

but then i will have to be sober and fallout 4 is boring when you play sober and cant even build your own fucking robot jesus my life sucks. i have problems other havent even dreamt off (not having video game season pass)

here, have a picture of my settler

I really hope Nuka World allows me to sell her back into slavery. That would be so deliciously evil I could forgive having to settle with "just being a dick" the whole game.

kekked

How many synths have you eliminated brave knight?

>get cait off drugs
>waifu cait
>she thinks everything's all good now, she's gonna live a happy life

>sell her to slavery where she's forced to take the knot 24/7

>Raider puts her on public display at a fountain square in Nuka World
>All she can do is close her eyes and think of the few good times in life like when her parents let her inside the trailer if it got too cold
>Owner lets other Raiders join in if they want
>One of them has a trained Mutant Hound that seems really excited

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>Actually looking forward to Nuka World since I missed having edgy evil options
>Sad that it's the last DLC though

I really, really hope the settlement conquest they mentioned extends to the main commonwealth, but I know it almost certainly won't.

What would be amazing is if it gave you the option of siding with the raiders rather than Preston, then instead of undeveloped settlements, the commonwealth is populated with developed ones for you to conquer for whoever runs Nuka World.

Because settlement building is fucking boring and I prefer to destroy rather than create.

i actually had a dream that Cait managed to mutate herself a nice sloppy cock thanks to all the radiation and drug abuse and fucked me

I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Leave her alone! She's suffered enough!

pics or it didn`t happen.
i killed way more synths on my way to church last sunday than you did in the entire week paladin.

Well done, Soldier! Keep up the good work!

>killing synths
N-no, synths did nothing wrong!

bitch please. everyone can make exaggerated claims and back them with nothing.

> take over diamond city turning it into a slave town
> make bunker hill into barter town
>blow the brotherhood out of the fucking sky then salvage liberty prime making him into a raiders wet dream then purging every other faction
I want it so badly.

honestly, I'd almost be ok with nuka world being the last dlc if it meant there was another $5 dlc that was
GUNS
ANIMATIONS FOR GUNS

GUN ANIMATIONS
A VARIETY OF NEW GUNS
A TON OF GUNS
PUMP-ACTION SHOTGUNS, GUNS FROM 3/NV, ASSAULT RIFLES, MORE PISTOLS, BREAK-TOP REVOLVERS, O/U SHITGUNS, MORE MISSILE LAUNCHERS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

A TANK

don`t worry friend, i only killed the ones that opened fire on me first. not my fault so many of gen 1s running around like cattle. just because i`m a drug addict doesn`t mean i`m a bad person y`know.

I want to sell Piper and Nat to slavers in Nuka World. Split them apart and watch as they get sold as fucksluts.

lovers lab will do that and more

Is that a picture of cuckymcfucky?

what would you do with a fucking tank in such a small gameworld where even highways could barely acommodate more than two cars

this ain`t fallout tactics.

You've getting your hopes up way too high kiddo, this is Bethesda we're talking about here.

Im an institute guy and I approve killing gen 1s that fire on you

THINK OF THE POTENTIAL

A TANK
WHERE YOU DRIVE AROUND AND LOB HE SHELLS AT DIRT FARMERS WITH PIPE PISTOLS

and also TANK COMBAT WOO

I know at best we will get preston 2.0 for raiders telling us to attack our own settlements but let me fucking dream.

Who /abusivewithCait/ here? It's the only form of love she understands.

That's right
It's Fallout: Tanktics now.

If we're lucky it'll be attacking radiant settlements with a raider-summoning flare gun
What's likely is just a new "raider" job that trickles in caps and supplies

There's a ton more texture work here than I had anticipated. I might have this done later tonight / tomorrow though. For now I'm gonna sleep.

whats likely is its just attacking your own settlements lets be honest

the only comfort that can be found in this is that modders might take the idea and make it good.
Or just wait for obsidian to save us from todd

there are a few rusted tanks in the game and, much like apc`s, they look like maybe one person could fit inside.

Can I use the CK with a pirated FO4?

on the one hand I like having brotherhood to fight

on the other hand I hate seeing that stupid fucking airship all the time

>Worshipping anyone but Maxson

ishygddt

Problem is, combat is too easy and boring alredy. It wouldnt make much sense to give you anything more powerful.
I would like to see some power mechs, kinda like a bigger power armor.

yes.

Wait, Nuka World is seriously the last DLC?

What the fuck?

You mean the counted those two little novelties as actual DLC and not just Horse Armor?

Are you fucking kidding me?

'Ere boss, listen in, got sumfin' a bit diffrent for ya this toime

You get two normal sized ep's.
Considering that the game came out at the worst possible time for multiplats and they are actively working on two other games right now its not surprising that they want to wrap this one up.
I expect to see a few more "workshop dlc" after nukashit because its clear that the devs like adding small bullshit like that.

when did the raider leader become whitechapel charlie lmao

> this is going to happen
> people will defend this shit and say the season pass was worth 50$
fallout was better off dead with black isles

Fallout 3 got five fucking full sized expansions, all of which adding in like 4-5 hours of solid content.

What the fuck happened to Bethesda.

>Implying Whitechapel Charlie becoming a raider boss wouldn't be brilliant
>Upgrades himself with a robot workbench
>Could take Magnolia with him and become a post-apocalyptic Bonnie and Clyde

I'd be down for that

Its not bethesda, its the game. When they made it they didnt knew if the shitty new consoles are going to be able to run it properly so they gimped a lot of shit from the start.

why release 5 expansion packs for 9.99 when you can release 2 for 45 and 4 mirco dlc for 25

laziness and knowing people will buy your product even if it's worse then 3.

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

fallout 3 the base game was garbage though

the dlc was top tier though, especially point lookout

Point Lookout and the Pitt were top tier.
Broken Steel is kinda shameful.
Anchorage was bad.
Mothership Zeta, more like MotherSHIT ZETA KILL YOURSELF TODD

Do you think Pete Hines even played the previous fallout games