/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #962

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>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>Big GoG sale going on currently, lots of /dag/+/bwg/ related content on sale
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something

Andromeda info: pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Measuring the temperatures of Thedas' corpses

>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
youtube.com/watch?v=5qJ2kiwwTMs

Friendly reminder that autistic people are a vital part of the Dragon Age community

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For Solas

For Solas' death

>10

This is how BioWare works

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poor waifu

:3

dedededededeeeh

[Can't wake her up] because she's dead

What is your opinion on mercilessly slaughtering all elves?

no...

I'll mercilessly slaughter YOU

Slaughter all
[x] Elves
[x] Vampires
[x] Demons and potential demons (spirits)
[ ] Humans
[x] Aliens

I thought you cared about me...

Good exercise for the kids

And fun for the whole family!

>wags a finger at Liara condescendingly

>Ashley's voice actor

I knew her line delivery reminded me of something

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Where's Simquisition?

Where's Simquisition?

What's Simquisition?

What's Simquisition?

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selfies...

>ME1
>female armor is modest, realistic, and similar to the male equivalent
>DA:O
>molded boob plate mail, male armors suddenly have more exposed skin when equipped by women

>ME2
>femshep has a boob plate, skintight, painted on """armor""" with heels for squad mates, even the celibate and matronly samara
>DA2
>boob armor is gone, armor is near identical for both genders, companions wear armor and clothing befitting of their personalities

>ME3
>walking sexbots with cameltoes, huge tits for everyone, ashleigh
>DA:I
>same design fundamentals as DA2

Explain THIS.

Get THE fuck OUT of my house!!

ME devs learned how to make interesting, attractive armor and DA devs forgot
Pretty simple really

I just want to learn.......

>interesting, attractive armor
>Ashley's military jacket-skirt
>Liara's ugly 90s "armor with built in a coat" look
>EDI
>Vega
. . .

>complains about ME2 and 3
>only mentions ME3 armor
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Nothing says interesting and attractive like a leather strap covering your nipples...

uh jack doesn't wear armor...

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JACK

Take your forced meme and... go...

I'm off to play FO4...

doctor poo...

No

Shut the fuck up...

gross

Taking your waifu out for a fancy night at Applebee's...

There's something about this man that is absolutely revolting.

ha ha...... ew......

>fancy
No. Applebee's is subpar as fuck.

That was the joke
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bumpo

Would you still love your husbando/waifu if they suddenly transformed into a massive Tarantula Hawk?

Can they transform back? I need more information.

What if they transformed into real life Pepe?

>Detlaff literally onehits you through quen with an attack that is hard as fuck to dodge
D-death to all vampires...somehow...

Maybe it's like the Frog Prince, where a kiss will restore them. I won't confirm or deny this though

That is my husbando....

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durian pregnant with bulls spawn, while bull is carrying casss child

um why did dorian cheat on cullen?

Dorian pregnant with a durian

Men want waifus that are like their mommies...

waifus want mommies that are like their men...

So the ones who waifu Ashley have tranny moms?
The ones who waifu Morrigan have a hardass mom?

Shut up you know I'm right...

HEY

i'm going to sleep pls don't die

dream of waifues

die in your sleep~

hey /dag/, thanks for the DLC tips, I demanded a refund for Trespasser and bought GOTY edition, the price is nice. But it does makes me feel bad for pre-ordering in 2014 for almost triple the price.

ME is catered to men, DA is catered to women

It's that simple, really

I preordered the Inquisitor's edition with all the pomp if it makes you feel better.
I also returned it because almost all the figures inside were broken and the tarot cards were damaged.

Is there a person more boring than one who plays as default Sheploo?

I liked the boob armor aesthetic. I don't feel catered to at all.
Probably.

It's objectively the best way to play ME because he has higher quality meshes and textures and he's cute

When's tyranny ? Reasae

my lips are ticklish

Tormund...!!!

I can fix that...
*pulls out butcher knife*

my nips are ticklish...

i want to bury my face in my waifus beautiful locks and smell her shampoo

Geralt = male

Please don't spoil this game for me! I haven't played it yet

I want an ice cream cookie

Liara is autistic
Wrex gets shot by Ashley
Kaidan has headaches
Joker is a robosexual
don't even bother talking to Garrus, he doesn't listen
Tali is a thief

does this make you feel like a man?

Sooo, /dag/ should I do JoH and TD before or post end game?

you should play TW3 instead

I know I'm a man, so...

yearly reminder that ash was right

I finished Blood and Wine, should I replay it, DA:I, or play dragons dogma for the first time?

I did Descent after. You could pull it either way though as long as you'reup to level.

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Femshep is garbage and I don't care enough to make a character in a game I can't play as an elf

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You're being too generous for Dragon Age, they aren't guilty of making Mirandas but the cartoony WoW armor aesthetic clashes sharply with the supposedly "realistic" setting.
>same guy designs both games
>both guilty of having stupid fetishes like cameltoes and feet stuffed in your face
Sure
>female cerberus armor has a noticeable bulge
At least they know their audience
Drink concoctions before the fight...

i'm bored

I never managed to finish Dragon's Dogma, it's more boring than DAI

You have poor taste in video games then

From my point of view, it's you who has a shit taste

No need to be vulgar

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Is it a male who can't grow a beard or a fat female?

Beard circlejerkers are the fucking worst