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>LAST THREAD:

Good Luck in qualifiers gulagites

hotpockets won't like this

>wake up
>no immortal 2

pick that carry abaddon.

we need more qts for our team in EU qualis so we can face secret

nazdrovie desu

an entire thread just for me, excellent

>casting random pub games

my sides

>what does TC stand for
>terrific choices....

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

awoo for NA DOTO

Never realize this pasta is this good

diamond #kaigamers ww@

>Trash Carry
>This Cuck

lovin this

that's what Dota is about ya know

just get somerandom 4can niggers on ur team and dumpster some assfaggots

rtz gonna get memed so hard he cries

ee will have his waifu called shit by supeior /a/uitism taste and he will feed mid

poopan will get outdrafted by gulag panted follower of clan_iraq

rofl moa

i cant wait for this shit

r8 my desktop guys

what's she up to these days

>she

Kai is not a she

>arch

F A T M A N
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i know i just needed an excuse to post this voluptuous bosom my man

Man why nigeress is so hot

I want to breed a lineage of lighter skinned niggers with her

Reposting

Why isn't Meepo more relevant this patch?
>Needs heavy aoe lockdown or strong burst to counter
>Meta demands tanky heroes against which burst is ineffective
>Most disablers in this meta are single-target
As a bonus
>Deletes Phoenix

>mfw secret lose open quali ᐖ

most are disgusting

the heavily COLONISED ones are alri tho

RTZ will hang himself for sure

>MVP
>C4L
>t1 team of your choice (from your region)
/d2g/'s guys.

>EE finally kills himself

just some classic NA dotos

because this is how every fight with meepo goes:

>meepo tries to kill one person
>that person gets glimmer / bkb / euls / manta / cold embrace / lotus orb from self or allies
>enemy team aoe stuns meepo (doesn't even take more than 1)
>every attacks one meepo
>meepo is now dead for 120 seconds
>push mid
>game over

he's too fucking vulnerable
meepo has no way to kill anyone or participate in fights without exposing himself, and unlike all the other carries, he can't buy escape mechanisms / survival tools. Enemy team can stack force staff / ghost scepter / etc to save each other and self, meepo just fucking dies

meepo is unplayable until he gets remade to get a real 3rd skill

How do we destroy Secret and EG?

They already destroyed themself

>pick the only support
>buy all the wards and place them by myself
>get lots of early kills
>lose because my team can't stop feeding the enemy Slark
Why would someone pick WK into Lion and Slark? Why doesn't the game have a system to give MMR to those who earned it?

>luna is 11/1/8
>over 270 LH

>naix is like 4/5/6
>around 230 LH

>naix has more net worth than luna

dotards?????

How hard will /d2g/ explode if Kaipi beat Secret?

well that was easy

After checking various websites, my search for the original version of this image has been inconclusive.

I therefore request you provide me with a link to the source.

>Jungle with 10 golds creeps
>Lane with >40 golds creeps

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that is the original rofl trolled

anyone know how far off EG is from playing in OQ

In pro he's somewhat relevant. Teams often ban him versus OG and DC in the last phase (and sometimes the second phase) if they feel they don't have a team that can deal with him.

In pubs it's another story. If you play Meepo, any shitter can pick ES (take your pick, they're all cancer) and make your life miserable, and you can't really rely on your team to create space to farm the items you need to have. An important factor is also missing in pubs: setups. In pro the supports understand the strength of Meepo early on and work with him to gain map control, but this notion completely escapes your average pub support.

>all hopes gone

>still no immortals

i believe...

~11h for Secret
~18h for EG

WHORE

>commit to one man
>whore
user

WHO /BLEEDBLUE/ HERE

>that one man isn't me

HARLOT

i thought the quals were starting today/now

Does anyone ever check the archives of old threads you posted in to see if you got some (You)'s you missed?

no , but someone stole my emoji and used it without asking permission

maybe china starts now? dunno

Quick question, who is gonna play off-lane for Secret ?

SEA – Check-in: 16:00 SGT, Start time: 18:00 SGT – JOIN HERE

Europe – Check-in: 16:00 CEST, Start time: 18:00 CEST – JOIN HERE

Americas – Check-in: 16:00 CDT, Start time: 18:00 CDT – JOIN HERE

they are.

VG raped some random team 38-0 or something then perfect worlds chinese servers shit the bed so BTS is casting some random, pub game until the SEA servers and games start

Burning's VG already beat some scrubs

Reaper, please royally fuck off and stop pulling this bullshit.

yeah thats why i got confused; thought they were currently casting a NA OQ rather than a pub. thanks

Does dota like to freeze for anyone else when trying to skip ahead in replays?

Epic family, thanks for last years wallpaper, I'm already updated to this years thanks to you now

who's the guy on the bottom-left?

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Would anybody be willing to coach me?

Buy arcane boots before game timer is 7:00

Always buying it before 7 and is not counted. Is the quest system not working?

T-To?

DELETE THIS

I'm assuming Bulba, who else would do it?

Pro player reference?
i don't follow the competitive scene that much

>is a support cuck
>thinks he has anything more than what his carry bull gives him
>laughing_exwives_enjoying_that_cash.gif

are you cute?

Sure thing, I charge $50 an hour.

I can be.

Who else here firm believer EG will win TI6 over OG 3-2?

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Did you watch the Manila games?

>Liquid not in the grand finals
Blasphemy.

Pics

post tummy

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>he thinks manila wasn't a honeypot lan

I fucking hope not, don't you remember last year? Zero hype for those finals, boring games followed by awkward award ceremony, sumail with his fucking neck pillow, everyone else mellow as shit
kill yourself peter

mason is literally the only good player in this picture

why u still like ppd team after that motherfucker backstab ppl 2 time in one year

deadmau5 can play again :)

>amerilard music

What the fuck is up with this image limit thing? Has it always been here?

Who the fuck would trust that tash..

can you not use up my image limit thanks?

the finals were pretty hype

the USA spam and shit, could be A LOT worse like the ti4 final

If theres no USA spam this year I'm killing myself
Its always the most enjoyable part of dota

PPD CONFIRMED FOR CALL OF DUTY LOVING CASUAL

PPDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

e-embarrassing

Black Panther ?

>Red is still allowed to post

If there existed PPDfags at some point, there sure as fuck aren't any at the current date.

You can just bandwagon any team and say they're USA, like saying OG is american because Moon is canadian and thus NA dota and thus American, and that Fly is American because hes from Israel who are our greatest allies

Nyet.

>ppdfags still strong and still shitposting
>s4fags nowhere to be seen
what went wrong?