we need more qts for our team in EU qualis so we can face secret
Nolan Baker
nazdrovie desu
Liam Johnson
an entire thread just for me, excellent
Jonathan Peterson
>casting random pub games
my sides
>what does TC stand for >terrific choices....
Hudson Gray
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Grayson Turner
awoo for NA DOTO
Chase Roberts
Never realize this pasta is this good
Christopher Gomez
diamond #kaigamers ww@
Evan King
>Trash Carry >This Cuck
Leo Baker
lovin this
that's what Dota is about ya know
just get somerandom 4can niggers on ur team and dumpster some assfaggots
rtz gonna get memed so hard he cries
ee will have his waifu called shit by supeior /a/uitism taste and he will feed mid
poopan will get outdrafted by gulag panted follower of clan_iraq
rofl moa
i cant wait for this shit
Owen Roberts
r8 my desktop guys
Jordan Anderson
what's she up to these days
Hudson Hill
>she
Kai is not a she
Easton James
>arch
F A T M A N A T M A N
Michael Turner
i know i just needed an excuse to post this voluptuous bosom my man
Leo Lopez
Man why nigeress is so hot
Daniel Bailey
I want to breed a lineage of lighter skinned niggers with her
Camden Peterson
Reposting
Why isn't Meepo more relevant this patch? >Needs heavy aoe lockdown or strong burst to counter >Meta demands tanky heroes against which burst is ineffective >Most disablers in this meta are single-target As a bonus >Deletes Phoenix
Leo Parker
>mfw secret lose open quali ᐖ
Anthony Lee
most are disgusting
the heavily COLONISED ones are alri tho
Jacob Ramirez
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David Bennett
RTZ will hang himself for sure
Oliver Rodriguez
>MVP >C4L >t1 team of your choice (from your region) /d2g/'s guys.
Nathan Jenkins
>EE finally kills himself
Grayson Flores
just some classic NA dotos
Owen Lopez
because this is how every fight with meepo goes:
>meepo tries to kill one person >that person gets glimmer / bkb / euls / manta / cold embrace / lotus orb from self or allies >enemy team aoe stuns meepo (doesn't even take more than 1) >every attacks one meepo >meepo is now dead for 120 seconds >push mid >game over
he's too fucking vulnerable meepo has no way to kill anyone or participate in fights without exposing himself, and unlike all the other carries, he can't buy escape mechanisms / survival tools. Enemy team can stack force staff / ghost scepter / etc to save each other and self, meepo just fucking dies
meepo is unplayable until he gets remade to get a real 3rd skill
Noah Kelly
How do we destroy Secret and EG?
Jaxon Gonzalez
They already destroyed themself
John Roberts
>pick the only support >buy all the wards and place them by myself >get lots of early kills >lose because my team can't stop feeding the enemy Slark Why would someone pick WK into Lion and Slark? Why doesn't the game have a system to give MMR to those who earned it?
Liam Moore
>luna is 11/1/8 >over 270 LH
>naix is like 4/5/6 >around 230 LH
>naix has more net worth than luna
dotards?????
Dylan Watson
How hard will /d2g/ explode if Kaipi beat Secret?
Brody Peterson
well that was easy
Ethan Collins
After checking various websites, my search for the original version of this image has been inconclusive.
I therefore request you provide me with a link to the source.
Blake Cooper
>Jungle with 10 golds creeps >Lane with >40 golds creeps
Ryder Cruz
...
Cooper Howard
that is the original rofl trolled
Bentley Myers
anyone know how far off EG is from playing in OQ
Elijah Morgan
In pro he's somewhat relevant. Teams often ban him versus OG and DC in the last phase (and sometimes the second phase) if they feel they don't have a team that can deal with him.
In pubs it's another story. If you play Meepo, any shitter can pick ES (take your pick, they're all cancer) and make your life miserable, and you can't really rely on your team to create space to farm the items you need to have. An important factor is also missing in pubs: setups. In pro the supports understand the strength of Meepo early on and work with him to gain map control, but this notion completely escapes your average pub support.
Brandon Gutierrez
>all hopes gone
Zachary Cox
>still no immortals
Leo Watson
i believe...
~11h for Secret ~18h for EG
Charles Butler
WHORE
Jaxon Taylor
>commit to one man >whore user
Dominic Cruz
WHO /BLEEDBLUE/ HERE
Leo Powell
>that one man isn't me
HARLOT
Jacob Jones
i thought the quals were starting today/now
Carson James
Does anyone ever check the archives of old threads you posted in to see if you got some (You)'s you missed?
Hudson Cook
no , but someone stole my emoji and used it without asking permission
Aaron Martin
maybe china starts now? dunno
Justin Johnson
Quick question, who is gonna play off-lane for Secret ?
VG raped some random team 38-0 or something then perfect worlds chinese servers shit the bed so BTS is casting some random, pub game until the SEA servers and games start
Wyatt Sanchez
Burning's VG already beat some scrubs
Hunter Green
Reaper, please royally fuck off and stop pulling this bullshit.
Charles Butler
yeah thats why i got confused; thought they were currently casting a NA OQ rather than a pub. thanks
Blake Phillips
Does dota like to freeze for anyone else when trying to skip ahead in replays?
Joseph Nelson
Epic family, thanks for last years wallpaper, I'm already updated to this years thanks to you now
Wyatt Parker
who's the guy on the bottom-left?
Charles Jackson
...
Aaron Smith
Would anybody be willing to coach me?
Jonathan Jackson
Buy arcane boots before game timer is 7:00
Always buying it before 7 and is not counted. Is the quest system not working?
Jordan Foster
T-To?
Adam Long
DELETE THIS
Luis Evans
I'm assuming Bulba, who else would do it?
Chase Richardson
Pro player reference? i don't follow the competitive scene that much
Ryan Ramirez
>is a support cuck >thinks he has anything more than what his carry bull gives him >laughing_exwives_enjoying_that_cash.gif
Easton Evans
are you cute?
Jason Thompson
Sure thing, I charge $50 an hour.
Ian Rodriguez
I can be.
Angel Young
Who else here firm believer EG will win TI6 over OG 3-2?
Adrian Brown
...
Logan Turner
Did you watch the Manila games?
Levi Miller
>Liquid not in the grand finals Blasphemy.
Isaiah Lee
Pics
Nolan Young
post tummy
Thomas Baker
...
Josiah Ward
>he thinks manila wasn't a honeypot lan
Leo Collins
I fucking hope not, don't you remember last year? Zero hype for those finals, boring games followed by awkward award ceremony, sumail with his fucking neck pillow, everyone else mellow as shit kill yourself peter
Thomas Cooper
mason is literally the only good player in this picture
Xavier Foster
why u still like ppd team after that motherfucker backstab ppl 2 time in one year
Jaxson Collins
deadmau5 can play again :)
Christopher Stewart
>amerilard music
Luke Rogers
What the fuck is up with this image limit thing? Has it always been here?
Ayden Ramirez
Who the fuck would trust that tash..
Liam Sullivan
can you not use up my image limit thanks?
Parker Brooks
the finals were pretty hype
the USA spam and shit, could be A LOT worse like the ti4 final
Evan Gutierrez
If theres no USA spam this year I'm killing myself Its always the most enjoyable part of dota
Caleb Hill
PPD CONFIRMED FOR CALL OF DUTY LOVING CASUAL
PPDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Isaiah Watson
e-embarrassing
Carson Ramirez
Black Panther ?
Caleb Sanders
>Red is still allowed to post
Juan Price
If there existed PPDfags at some point, there sure as fuck aren't any at the current date.
Nicholas Jenkins
You can just bandwagon any team and say they're USA, like saying OG is american because Moon is canadian and thus NA dota and thus American, and that Fly is American because hes from Israel who are our greatest allies
Carter Reyes
Nyet.
Blake Powell
>ppdfags still strong and still shitposting >s4fags nowhere to be seen what went wrong?