Dueling Network General - /dng/

ok but why the fuck does he have a dragon dick

because kaz is high

why dont you have a dragon dick?

Kaz had stomach ulcers; its one of the reasons the final arc had some plot issues alongside the dragon dick

The creator of Yugioh, Kazuki Takahashi was suffering from stomarch ulcers and was in and out of hospitals and frequently on painkillers.
The grogginess and pressure from Shonen Jump to finish the story since it was losing readers lead him to rush the Millennium World arc of the manga.
As a result, Zorc's design features that phallus and the relationship between Seto and Kisara got cut short of any development.

why would having stomach ulcers translate into drawing your final villain with a dragon dick?

Because Painkillers are a hell of a drug especially when you have to draw manga on a very short deadline.

see
>frequently on painkillers

Opiates are a hell of a drug.

so he was literally on drugs when drawing and writing Dawn of Duel?

We dont really know, no really, even kaz doesnt know how zorc ended like that.

Exactly.
That and his own stomach was falling apart.
I just can't believe that he's still alive after all that stuff almost 20 years ago

Based kaz
More Synchrons and Ancient Gears pls

>there will never be a zorc monster with an alternate win condition

WOW! Magnet Reverse can special summon Infinity and other Extra Deck monsters?
MIND BLOWN! It makes sense but for some reason I never thought of it.

thank you Kaz Sensei

gib more alien and abc cards

>Wanting a Zorc
>After what happened to Geh

user, just let it go.

only if they're properly summoned first :^)

watch an ABC deck top while using it, it's the only card left that Kaiba can cuck out of Yugi's deck

>Zorc Necrophades
>Dark
>Fiend
>level 12
>0/0
>If there are exactly 7 Dark monsters with different names in your graveyard, you can special summon this card from your hand.
>Unaffected by other card effects
>If this card battles a monster, destroy that monster and inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monster's atk
Would you play it?

what the fuck can even throw 7 darks into grave that consistently

Zombies

Is there even a deck which plays 7 dark monsters with different names.

Thank you kaz sensei

>plaguespreader
>unizombie
>maybe zombie master (1 for 1s aren't that good anymore)

don't bullshit me

rainbow dark dragon

BA :^)

>Revive your nova
>New infinity

Does it destroy before or after the damage step?
If after it is useless. I before it is VERY hard to kill. It's kaiju or lose.

wut

any destruction immune monster gets over it

It follows the same rules as Catastor

Although it can have it's summon negated.
Or have skill drain on field before it is summoned to make it useless.

Yeah i didn't think about that

Is Catastor the only good card to come from thst shit archetype?

Undine and side fodder for LIGHT matchups.

Quarantine and Cycle Reader are pretty good on light heavy formats as side deck tools

This and Cycle Reader are pretty good sides against Blue-eyes and ABC
Decisive Armor is a gg no re against LIGHT decks.

aoj quarantine
aoj cycle reader
aoj catastor
that's it i guess

not that good against ABC as they can just summon Assault Core and run over it, but Blue-Eyes don't have any normal summon that isn't setup bait other than Koaki Meiru Drago

It's D time!

>TRASH CARDS THAT SUIT YOU PERFECTLY

Man the new Ds look like hot dogshit compared to Diamon Dude and co.

>"D"-Hero "Drill"guy
What did they mean by this?

also
>ygorganization.com/spds-a-new-abyss-actor/
Memephosis time.

Discrimination
It ain't right

I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights
I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like
It's not fair - I'm not gay - that the government has a say
In who can love who (not gay)
Or to which god you can pray (I'm n'gay)

It gets me so angry, on behalf of them, I feel passionate (not gay)
So I'll pray for them and I say for them, "We need to make a change" (not gay)
I see it clear as day
This area is not great, kiddies
We need equality and for all to see that this is the new way (not gay)
It just seems (not gay) wrong (not gay)
That no one seems to care (sports)
We can't continue to pretend
This (not gay) madness has to end (not gay)

I was born this way (Straight)
You were born your way (Gay)
Gay or straight, straight or gay, it's all okay (Sure)
It's time to make a change (Yes)
It's time to stop the hate (Uh)
Cause who you are is beautiful (Not gay)

We can't live this way (n'gay)
We can't turn away (n'gay)
So I make this vow (titties)
The time for change is now (sports)

Someone shop the Abyss Actors onto this, too lazy to do it myself

Lying in bed next to ten beautiful girls (all straight)
And while I made love to every one of them
I was thinking about the world (hot wings)

How is it that I can have so much straight sex while two dudes are oppressed (not gay)
For having sex (not gay)
Or putting on a wedding dress (I assume)
I don't really know that much about it (beef jerky tastes good)
Politics are important
And if girls wanna have sex with me cause I said this, so be it (n. gay)
I'm not a hero, I'm just speaking the truth
I'm not a hero. Don't call me a hero
(Beer, hoagie, sweat pants, not gay)
Yeah, Not a hero (titties, not gay)

I'm not a hero
(I'm just a person)
So don't call me a hero
(Not some kind of world leader)
I just want equal rights (Yeah)
And to sleep at night (Yeah)
Next to a girl

True love trumps all (predator)
(Flying kicks, not gay, big watch)
(Not gay, missionary) One Love
(Gym socks, nunchuck and not gay)
(Lighter fluid, HD, Ninja) World peace
(4-wheel drive) Gay marriage (love beef)
Free love (golf clubs)
Two guys (not gay)
Rainbow (muff dive)
Harvey Milk/Sean Penn (not gay)
(Drum solo, courtside seats) Same sex
(One-armed push ups) Lynyrd Skynyrd

I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I'm not, not, not, not, n-n-n-not gay
I'm not gay

I was born this way (I'm straight)
You were born your way (You're gay)
Gay or straight, straight or gay, it's all okay
(And now it's time for sexual freedom for all)
It's time to make a change (Sexual freedom for all)
It's time to stop the hate (Sexual freedom for all)
Cause who you are is beautiful (Sexual freedom for all)
(Not gay)

uhh

Post skellington.dek

why are people obsessed with sex

Told you faggots D is shit

So there's a gas leak in my neighbourhood and I'm probably gonna die, so before I go I'd like to get one message out there.
Unfuckingban Stratos already Jesus fucking christ

Run you fucking retard. Im not letting you leave me alone with all these fucking idiots.

Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
Hunter eating beefcakes in the back a Ford Taurus
Fuck a chorus, fuck my moms, fuck your dad, fuck this song
Seriously though, fuck this song, I can't stand it man, fuck this song, yo
Campbell's soup, Campbell's soup
And I ride with ya girl, Lake Havasu
And I hula hoop, it's nothing else, butt naked, that's nothing else
I'm young and half dead already
You're old time for Betty bye bye
Say "Hi guy" in a drive-by cause I'm polite
Whole crew full of losers that are all richer than you, sir
And you suck and you suck
How did it get now, you sucked
Oh shit, the king is retarded

One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm fuckin' hungry)
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (Fuck it)

Hey yo, I fucked your girl with her baby inside
And then baby had a baby with rabies and didn't survive
Think that's disgusting? Peep this booger I picked
And if you think that's sick, check this wart on my dick
Hey yo, I'm kidding, girl (Or am I?)
Of course I am (That's a lie)
I got a lot of dichotomy and I think I need a lobotomy
Snort more keys than a boss
Steal more ball than a game that's [?]
Blah blah, rap rap rap rap rap
You get it, you get it, everybody gets it
I rap good (Who cares?)
Shaved my balls (Kept the hair)
Knit that shit into a sweater (Motherfucker's itchy as shit)
Fuck around and kill you, my safe deposit got a mil, dude
Yo girl's with me and she's new which I ignore cause I'm rude

One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm fuckin' hungry)
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat

I repeat, suspect is down, suspect is down!

because its great
t. a virgin

>Decisive Armor

It must be hilarious against Blue-Eyes.

>alright let's send a vanilla, a spirit, and an alternative and OTK, this will be great
>maybe he chains reload or something I don't know
>only send a white stone of ancients, a white stone of legend, and a master to grave

>Watching random duel
>Player A activates CCV against Kozmo
Oh boy.

chances of kozmo helmet player not taking the destructions since it's not listed in his flowcharts: high

Fuck. So Korea had Alternative as a promo you get at the theater.

It will not be in the movie pack.

you dont know that

Yes I do, my dad is Tewart.

Who's spookier, Ghostrick Skeleton or Skull Servant?

WHY
NOT
BOTH

>not even a Downerd to run over shit at 3k and more with Dullahan

One of the few nice things about being a CaCfag is when Konami makes a card or set that goes perfectly with one of yours.

I need a list for this and I need it right fucking now. You have created a thirst user, a thirst for skeletons.

Why do the Gem-Knight Fusions have to suck so bad? The main deck is solid at what it does - summoning loads of Fusions - but none of them really do anything. Seraphinite hilariously isn't very good in Gem-Knights at all

Where is your doll

So they don't get KC rare either?

GOOD JOB GUYS THERES LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

JUST KEEP SWIMMING

FUCK I FELL ASLEEP

CONTINUE THE WAIFUPOSTING

Oops

Goddamn, and that's for Unlimiteds? I'm glad I got these two in my SHVI box.
I also pulled a Drowning Mirror Force but I traded it for an Odd-Eyes Rebellion Dragon and Xiangke Magician and I had to give the guy $2:50.

Probably not the best deal but I had no use for the Drowning.

I also got a secret Amorphage Sloth in a SHVI Special Edition. Is it worth anything?

ABCs and Blue-Eyes continuing to top. What a time to be alive.

>bought a SHVI Box
>not a single Stone, Sage, or either Blue-Eyes monsters
>only got ugly loli and Crystal Wing and sold the loli for $40
Never buying a box again
I dont care if a playset of Alternatives will be $100

A friend of mine who's building Blue-Eyes bought a box of SHVI, pulled 2 Stones and 2 Dark Planets, weird, but could be worse.

Aren't the loli and Crystal Wing the most expensive cards in the set?

I would've sold the Blue-Eyes spirit as well but prices in Mexico are beyond fucked. Boxes are $75 and the Blue-Eyes only goes for about $13.50 despite prices online being at least $20.

Fuck this country. I really really fucking hate it.

I don't get the fascination of nips with Thrasher, CyDra is way better since you can also use it as a Transmodify back-up. Also I'd rather play 2 A, 3 B and 2 C, but that's just preference.

Like happened with Blue-Eyes, ABC builds are starting to get pretty similar.

>Cyber Dragon and System Down sided
I see they are ready for the kozmeme invasion already

Can anyone give me some advice on how to improve my deck?

Jesus, the Blue-Eyes artwork is beautiful. Someone needs to make high quality scans to do them justice.

What's your win condition? How do you intend to reach your win condition?

General deck building principle advises that you pick an archetype or two to build around.

Nah, you don't even need archetypes, pure coherency ala old HAT or Barrier beat or Snowhite exile nonsense is plenty.

So that's the name of the deck? Snow White Exile? Sounds cool.

Step one: DELETE
Step two: BUILD ME(ME)

The fuck is a Snowhite Exile?

Fairy Tail - Shirayuki deck

...

This abomination:
youtube.com/watch?v=IAtBFE40140

Well I wanted a Synchron deck that I could include my Sifr and Quasar in but I'm having a real hard time because I always brick.

Hell, Odd-Eyes Magician and Blue-Eyes were easier to build.

Help?

>she's in the prone bone position
>giving you a viagra laced apple
muh ddddiiiicccckk