Cute Cuddle Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
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>Patch Notes:
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>Previously on /xivg/:
hyur boypussy
Are you sure of that? The fat cat is judging you.
Oh, well okay. I mean, I'm 52 and not finished msq between ARR/heavensward yet, so maybe we'll end up somewhere close?
Offers open if we end up nearby.
Why do almost all Elezen's remind me of Michael Jackson? (one in OP included)
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My thanks goes to all my fellow hyurans out there!
I did it xivg
I hit rock bottom
I thought Taylor allowed no entry.
While Sugi is away, Taylor will play!
can i be a bp?
anyone on balmung doing anything...
I suppose we'll see then
Don't you fucking mock me you dickhole
Are you a cat?
all cats are bp offering sluts
and go to bed already jeez!
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lmao
no
>two awful neo-ebins talking to each other in the thread
you don't ask to be bp. if you're ready, cute and eager to please the people will crown you a bussy
talk to me out of thread...
Is there any reason to bring a NIN if you have a WAR?
...
Trick Attack, Goad, Smoke Screen, Shadewalker
bring drg mnk
dont fall for the ninja meme
...
Name this gif
>Smoke Screen, Shadewalker
what the fuck do you even use them for
This
t.totally not a DRG looking for a job
muh parse
what the hell do you think
use your brain
Stop this!
Stop saying cats are sluts!
>usual ebin erp
>shadewalker the tank on opener
>tank can now open in their DPS stance
>smokescreen the melee DPS
>the ranged have quelling
>you now dont have to worry about ANYONES agro
I can only see smoke screen being useful if the BLM wants to do his big dick opener while quelling is on CD because his cat walked on his keyboard or some shit
Shadewalker is just fucking pointless, NIN doesn't do nearly enough aoe damage to make enmity an issue
... grr
shadewalker is much more useful than smokescreen since tank enmity is a thing after they nerfed tank damage and it allows them to stay in dps stance/do less power slash combos
smokescreen is usually reserved for whm in very heavy aoe healing situations
I feel so bad for spoonfeeding uuuuuuuuughh
hi does anyone want to maybe do weeping city is it after reset yet i don't know?
send a tell to rich forever
i'm not even sure if i want to do it but i mean maybe probably i need it anyways so
Dude it's like 5 AM pst and 8 AM pst, go to sleep.
I looked at the broken wall clock; it was right at least twice a day.
:^)
It's actually almost 2pm for me, but hey. There is only one country in the world I guess :^)
Sleep is the cousin of death, amigo. Don't let it get you man.
pls don't :^) me user
okay thanks for explaining that stuff
Americans everyone.
i'm pretty sure cutespeed is us and since the post was directed at him yeeeeahhh
maybe you should think before you post
There's only one country in the world that God cares about you fucking heretic.
I embrace death, I chase it.
:^)
thread's slow. where are the usual avatarfags? don't tell me they have lives.
I'm playing my NG+ of 7th Stand User.
It's late in america.
Asleep or at work?
Or maybe just dead!
>all cats are bp offering sluts
Incorrect. Some use their tails to deflower pure maidens. How about I use mine on you while giving yours a good yank for your perverse assumption?
trap, will cam for gil or ironworks on gilgamesh
details and specifics can be discussed in-game or elsewhere
give ign or other way to contact you
The are usually no avatarfags during EU times m8
Vote leave btw if any1's bri'ish
God I wish I was dead, user.
... h-how about you stop being so lewd?
VOTE LEAVE
what a time to be alive hahahaha
I wish you were dead too!
/hug
Awww thanks man you're the best.
No problem.
You hang in there though.
Not a trap. On Balmung. Won't cam for gil or minions.
Will discuss how to best prepare porridge and the dangers of watering your garden midday.
Details and specifics can be discussed in-game or elsewhere!
God bless.
tfw not on gilgamesh, darn.
You'd have better luck telling me to stop breathing. At the very least, I have to pull on your tail for making that "bp" comment.
>tfw to abe to jerk me off
y even fap...
Rheia NO
B-because you're a cat huh?
Be gentle.
I heard abe was a innocent.
Literally the only innocent c@te
>"... Do I?"
>Rheia
>Trap
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Could you transfer to Gilgamesh and have that trap come to Balmung?
Rheia YES
Just got the ilv170 craft belt earring neck wrist and rings, what do I meld into them
Can we discuss how to best kill rabbits and birds, then skin & cook them?
Nothing, fucking get the i190 shit
all joking aside
+4 cp for anything that fits
+4 control if cp doesnt fit
then +6 craftmanship
you can only fit 2 since no advance melding
get a fucking i190.
Go for it user!
Make someones day and have a little fun!
I won't make any guarantees, even in regards to if I do stop at tail pulling. Just giving you a heads-up.
>abe
>innocent
He's a huge sub and loves being told what a useless slut he is. I don't think he'd even deny this. Too bad he hasn't ERPd lately.
... you'll have forgotten all about it before youeven get a chance!
Ew.
I'll be sure to stay /far/ away from him, I bet his cat smells like wet fur.
who is CUTE CUTER AND CUTEST?
me
>tfw i will never part the sea between brightness and me before i drown myself and everyone and everything
Just play a drinking game with him. Like, watch planet of the apes and every tume a dook shows up that looks like velvet, take a shot. You'll end your night with either his lips around your dong or in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
Doubt it. My memory's stupid good. All it'd take is for me to recognize you in the Duty Finder. When that happens, prepare your body. Mostly your tail, of course.
how do you play machinist when you don't have one target to do super wildfires on, like dungeons/24 mans
what even is this post
Wait what. Duty finder?
Why would we be in duty finder together?
>crit 5 and det 5 shortage
absolutely epic
glad i bought 3 twines for nothing
Sit at a table at the Culinarian's Guild.
Of course!
Please don't speak to me or any of my sons ever again.
Good luck user, slay that BP!
Report back with stories of how your life was forever changed by good high quality lewds.
Getting matched up in the same instance at the right time by the gods of RNG. They have a warped sense of humour.
love your butt
not online right now, I can make a post tomorrow or give you my alt skype
That's hot.
>tfw accidentally clicking "no" when making collectables for scrips
fuck
Hmm.
RNG gods have done me well recently user~
How can you call yourself a culinarian if you're not even willing to cook a delicious rabbit?
See you tomorrow.
alrighty, I'll post as soon as I'm up probably, bed pretty soon to give you an idea
Didn't weeklies just reset? Rev up that void ark line
you fucking dirty southern cunts better vote leave or I'm leaving this shit country
I think one of my friends betrayed the Eorzea and joined the Garlean army.
What do I do?