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HUDs: huds.tf
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>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

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tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxS8soVHYO8
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=222268519
github.com/unnamed10/tf2-decal-patcher
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740

n + 4th for gay

Suckle is a man
Suckle is gay
Suckle doesn't even play tf2

i need the update NOW

But there won't be another update, tf2 is dead mon ami...

coming in a couple of hours

id?

Who even plays TF2 anymore lmao

cool

is anonymous really coming in a couple of hours

ye

i might like old men from a dead game but at least i've never saved the same image twice

i wish.. then valve could make TF3 without worrying about hat shitters

unfortunately OW didn't manage to do anything so that'll be a while..

OW managed to deliver updates

I honestly think that if Half Life 3 is ever going to be released, Left for Dead 3 and TF3 are all going to use the same engine and that's why it's taking so long

owo

Also it probably won't even be called tf3 as it just sounds silly

i honestly think tf2 is a great game and you are all great people.

thank you anons

how is it silly

Hey want to play tf3?
Want to play tee fhh three?

thank you for what?

????????
youre just not used to it
it tf3 came out everyone would say tf3 just like they say dota even though dota is an even sillier name
at least tf3 sound like the initials for something

i hope if they ever make a TF3 they stick with the same mercs

for being alive!

But it's also weird say because the f sound is similar to "th" in three

no its not you fucking autist
youre overthinking things

it also doesnt help that we are agruing about a game that has 0% to come out

what's your overwatch level?

im 130

go away

Like 50 something. I don't like bothering with solo queues, but I might have to since the Homies have fucked schedules

how many hours do you have in tf2?

i have 6000
if you have less fuck off ;)

4000 and change

0.01 Hours in the last month

heavy mains need to go

TF2:
13.8 hrs last two weeks / 6,578 hrs on record

Clicker Heroes:
120.5 hrs last two weeks / 553 hrs on record

Ahh idle games.

I can't believe they made the sniper french

vive promise me you won't come back when matchmaking is released 3 years from now

You can't really ask for an inanimate VR Headset to come or go, though

please
just promise me

haven't looked at tf2 that much the past month or so

have i missed anything interesting in regards to the game itself and thread drama?

$799.00
If only it was $499 and I could buy it with steam wallet like I did the controller :/

no

tf2 and this thread*

Lmao. Nothing ever goes on with TF2 anymore

I'd rather spend that money on some collectible shit or OG top tier shit. Like a non-knockoff Sega Genesis

im nothing
*goes on*

Dude that shit sucked when I got it new, why would you waste your time?

Because that was my first console. The controllers were sick and I loved Contra: Hard Corps

You're right, though. I should just keep buying vinyl or whatever

>spent the last 8 months playing medic and scout
>game feels dead
>click on pyro for the first time in ages
>actually having fun again
why does pyro always bring this game alive again

I hated the controller, you must have had one of the six-button versions. 3 button shit was terrible for street fighter, had to press start to switch between punches and kicks

Because Pyro is a fun class. That's why shitters try to bring it down by calling it bad. No one can have fun if they can't have none, they believe. Stay away from they

Yep, 6 buttons

thank you too user for being alive

mvm doesnt count you worthless shitter

most big tf2 updates are released in june-july
hopefully we get the "neato" update before august

this except viva
and im BULLYING human atm, but in reality i like him, he is just pissing me off
dont tell him thou

Post Fungineers

do fungineers grow mushrooms

bAahahahaahHahahahaahAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAA
good one man hahahahaha

Clearly, it does since it's a part of Team Fortress 2. Besides, that .1 hour was to look at my loadouts and shit

the only fungineer i met was a really fungi
he invited me to a party but unfortunately i couldnt come because there wasnt mushroom

i am a funny girl

*kills your level 3 mushroom*

sh*t the f*ck up, tripf*g

>get picked for first time on pugchamp
>medic
>lolwat
>didnt even sign up for med
>"whatever, I'm gonna play it anyway"
>Can't request connect info for some reason
>get insta subbed
y-you too...

oh man, the tf2 discussion we had yesterday was so good
its a shame the shitposters always come back

i know a shitload about this game and sometimes i just wanna shitpost okay?

>Lmao. Nothing ever goes on with TF2 anymore
t. competitive MvM player

Hats that deserve to be all class but are not

yeah but i mean you can only have so much fun discussing tf2 before people get worn out and start shitposting

i really think this hat should be multi-class

Fuck you overwatch niggers, you ruined my favorite game.

what's your favorite game?

quake champions still may be goo-

nah fuck it its dead

tough guy's toque is best heavy hat desu

Shame it doesn't look good with much. I just really like Firefly, okay.

can someone share the SFM where they do some of the mercs line's and make them literal? like the spy saying "your precious sandvich won't save you know" and the heavy looking at the sandvich for help

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KxS8soVHYO8

Ushanka, though

heh

I have things.
First thing posted that makes me chuckle i'll put on this shit.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=222268519

github.com/unnamed10/tf2-decal-patcher

Are these things save tho?
I don't wanna risk getting a VAC ban just to meme supreme

i played against a pharah called human in ow
she was pretty decent so i guess it wasn't our human
took a screenshot too

...

post screenshot

you cant get vacced for using decal tools
you can post whatever you want, even porn or gore on an objector, no one really gives a shit
reporting someone doesnt actually do anything, valve has too much shit on their hands to deal with reports

remind me when im not on my phone

>DO NOT CONNECT TO A VAC-SECURED SERVER WHILE DOING THIS STUFF!
what do you think

hey are you not on your phone yet

It's about the fact that now the only way to get full deacals on those little fuckers is use an .exe which warns you about connecting to VAC servers while using it

yeah i didnt read the whole article
you cant get vacced if you just use it the way it was meant to be used but obviously 3rd party applications are risky

yes

Apparently Flairs work without the shady shitty thing.
Fire away with your suggestions, if after 5 actual attempts they all suck i'll roll or something

>vac banned
like the other guy said you should learn to read

to be fair even human has the ability to be good at overwatch

wrong thread dude

lol why is there a level one in there

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he is level 101

>playing trollborn
>ever

0/10 go back to tf2

erectin a sentry

myyyyy turret!!

nice

is he coming back tomorrow