/utg/ - Undertale General

No

Comfy europoor/early bird murican hours then.

haha wrong again!
im australian

No he`s not, user.
You have to believe.

Crying in corner intensifies

Explain, I was asleep.

Would one be able to fuck Undyne if they showed her hentai and said that this is normal stuff between friends?

Alphys already did that

Maybe, I guess that worked out for Alphys so it`s canon.

Weren't you around for this or does literally everyone use that picture?
fuking hell at least mlpg was organised.

Goat

Children

I just pulled a random robutt picture out of my folder.
That user sounds hilarious though, I'll actually look through the last thread now that I'm up.

I think it's 2-3 threads back.

Is this the bewest epic meme

Good morning /utg/!
What are your plans for today?

Gonna take your sister out on a nice date.

not be a piece of shit. or at least reduce my shittiness

I'm going to spend all day tweaking my decks in yugioh

She's 25 and lives in my mother's basement. You can have her, I'm sure my mother would thank you as well.

Nothing, it's the aftrenoon and the day just went by.

Mainly because we had ANOTHER power outage. It's like one every week.

This got real pretty quick huh?

My undertale save got corrupted

Post Undertale pictures that make you laugh.

You got voided it seems.

To do stupid shit and daydream about goat doing actually horrible things to me.

I haven't posted here in like 2 weeks. The goat is still cute.

Livin the dream.

Eat extremely unhealthy and then pass out for a few hours.

Oops

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Why were you all so amused by this? Maybe Veeky Forums has inured me to this sort of thing. Or I am just unimpressed by fellow botfag debauchery (assuming the story is even true).

Why is mettaton dead in that picture?

Did you play the game?

Not yet.

I just spent 2 and a half hours reading through the last 3 threads I missed for the most part.

youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA

I'm going to do my absolute hardest to make some proper dinner for myself and not mix up random ingredients again.

Well you should.
Go play it now before the whole experience is spoiled!

You have more willpower than any of us to stay away that long.

I wish those two interacted at some point in the game so we could see them vie for attention.

WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SNIFF THE MOST?

> 2 weeks
How did you do that?

Okay! I'll see you in..I dunno however long it takes to finish.

Good luck user!

So Veeky Forums has you prepared for getting your ass groped by an actual undertale fan? Veeky Forums is going places.

mettaton. mettaton probably smells like mettaton.

See you tomorrow user.

Goat Musk

I don't feel like talking about that... but it happened, actually. I am kind of busy at the moment.

Spider
Pastries and cookies and warm tea!

Despite not liking him, Mettaton. I imagine he smells the nicest.

Top tier taste

brotalk i would likely be that guy to end up hooked up with her from a dating app or someshit me and her could compare our caves nonesexually.

Once you are absolutely sure you've completed it, I mean no doubt at all, make sure you backtrack to where it all started, you'll miss something if you let the credits roll first.

Can't I pick both?

flowey
but I have allergies
I will endure it

Veeky Forums is all about getting your ass in flawless condition so that you can be better for other men to grope, silly. It's about distracting you from the crushing reality of tfw no gf.

It was suspiciously like a dream I had. Though there it wasn't a cosplay MTT.

Smells like something frying

That's fucked up

Mettaton is inherently sexual

I'm considering starting a little exercise routine even if it's just getting out of the house and doing a walk i used to enjoy having those back at my old place but it kinda sucks doing it out here if it's not some speeding motherfucker then it would be a cop asking me what i'm doing walking around at midknight.

You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.

Cats are inherently sexual

Oh, really? How?

Undyne is so unloved now

oh god my sides
I was going to do one but didn't because nobody else was

I can't even imagine seriously responding to a request to grope my ass. Personally, I'd wonder more about the guy who asked than you.

I can't draw things with remotely human like shape. Last time I tried I just wanted to kill myself.

Why not both?
I has a lewd dream where I was Mettaton. Not going into detail but it involved groping.

>I has a lewd dream where I was Mettaton
Gee, that sounds familar. Were a bunch of anons groping you?

Woah. I guess you wouldn't like to be in my place, if I understand.

>trying to start one at those hours
doofus city

But that's not a cat

benis in bussy :DDD

>had*
Not quite, I think it was karma since I was one of the anons who teased you.
Obviously not because then it would have been real.

Dream was kinky though.

>being shocked that fishfags are dumb
how new

Go for it! You'll feel great generally if you're more active and that feeling will make up for the less than ideal walking location.

this picture makes my dick feel funny and im very confused

Are you sure?

Yes
Now this is a cat, and most definitely inherently sexual

kek
i sort of want to do one
but it'll ruin the joke

sorry fishfag, the "collab" is funnier this way
i'll make it up to you by drawing a swole undyne tomorrow

What movies do you think your favourite would be REALLY excited about seeing?
like, begging you to go with them at nearly every opportunity levels of excited?

eh it's a short distance of decent walking road but at least it's up a hill though so i can make the most of it.

WOSH

prbly zootopia because he is a furry lil fuck

Am I wrong?

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guess there can only be one true heroine

the little faggot would be really into superhero movies

Boku no Pico