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first for show butting

i am reaper

It's funny to me that people think Reinhardt is balanced. Yeah, there's a reason he's core on every attack/defense team.

>play genji
>gets my ass handed to me by a level 200 genji
>calls me shit
>decide to stand my ground and stay in the same lobby and keep trying to fight him as he calls me shit repeatedly
>couldn't beat him in the end

fuck you I push the payload all the time as genji

Reminder that there isn't a single thing wrong with competitive / esports focus

And another one.

I'm getting this tomorrow. Do they have a roman-greco wrestler character?

>that moment when you win Temple of Anubis as the attacking side almost instantly after capturing A because you, as Reinhardt, straight up charge into B, slam your ult down, kill 4 people and help finish off the last ones coming back in

what a boss I am

How will the game determine your "skill" as Lucio/Mercy when competetive comes out?

Particularly Lucio who just...well...has to be around to be effective.

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Do you need lvl 100 or 101 to prestige?

happens pretty often in anubis that attackers manage to take B straight after A

It's funny to me that people thing Roadhog is balanced.

nth for the true enemy of humanity is
poo
in
the
loo

I think I am the only one here who hate to play Reinhardt

and, of course, I dropped 2 legendaries for him

Please do, how much more convincing do you need?!

I'm sure you could also make some really neat Pharah x Mercy posts too

Who in OW would be as lewd as Freya was?

>genji players are already a laughing stock
>this general is full of them

He's not unbalanced

He's just the only actual tank

It's more that there aren't enough heroes

>Fat enabler

I don't go around hearing him spout SJW memes.

No, no when I play Roadhog he's definitely more of a dream destroyer.

>Pic related, that description
>No guarantees on the accuracy of other descriptions
Sorry for the leddit garbage, I just like Roadhog's description so much

S76 kill quotes

Genji:
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, kid. Even if it's a big one.
Maybe Ziegler will put you back together again.

McCree:
Giddy up.
That six shooter is even more old-fashioned than me.

Pharah:
Pull! Heh.
Maybe the apple does fall far from the tree.

Reaper:
You just never learn, do you?
Maybe you'll stay down this time.

S76:
You can copy the look, but you can't copy the skill.
That's more grey than I remember...

Tracer:
Even you can't outrun bullets, kid.
This is a battlefield, keep your jogging for track.

Bastion:
Now this brings me back.
Another one for the scrap heap.

Hanzo:
Bows are for hunting, not war.
You're going to need more than overgrown lizards.

Junkrat:
Next time, try actually aiming.
Your aim's as bad as your posture.

Mei:
You're going to have do more than give me a cold.
Bring a helmet instead of a coat next time.

Torbjorn:
Get your toys off my battlefield.
And that's why you should do your own shooting.

Widowmaker:
Squashed.
I guess it's not so easy when they shoot back, huh?

D.Va:
[grumble] Are they drafting from cribs these days?
This is war, kid, not a game.

Reinhardt:
I guess the armor and shield are for show then.
You had to retire some time.

Roadhog:
It's like shooting at the broad side of a barn.
Doubt you'd fit in the slaughterhouse.

Winston:
Stick to your chemistry sets, son.
Should've researched how to duck.

Zarya:
At ease, comrade.
Figures that those muscles are for show.

Lucio:
You kids these days listen to the worst music.
Dancing isn't going to dodge bullets, son.

Mercy:
I'd reevaluate your "do no harm" oath, doc.
Doubt even you could fix that, Ziegler.

Symmetra:
A lot of good that flashlight did you.
Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.

Zenyatta:
Leave the balls at home next time. This is a war, not a baseball game.
Sure don't build 'em like they used to.

He's just a buggy piece of crap, once they make his hook work consistently we can actually question its balance.

Who here good but always trash teammates?

Jesus christ m8 just use ctrl+s.

this game could have been so much more fun if widowmaker and pharah just had NEVER fucking existed at all

win rate

no one cares if you get 70 kills

the same way you do on any other hero

winning games

how you win doesn't matter

Guys how do I play dva?

aside from going to hanamura and jacking off

>tfw all the heros I use the most have 50%+ winrate except Soldier 76
>the reason for this is because I always use Soldier 76 when I join a game midway through or switch to him when we've got our backs against the walls
He's my reliable hero, d-don't let the stats get to you buddy

>load into a game
>"hey user we need a healer, lucio maybe?"
>pick hanzo
>tfw

Actual S76 kill quotes:

DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN

It's more that the concept of a tank in an FPS is fucking dogshit and Reinhardt needs to go.

Reinhardt kill quotes

>Every character
CHAAAARGE

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You're right. Once the person hooked is placed consistently in front of Roadhog then he'll be ok.

None of this "WOOPS I PLACED LUCIO BEHIND/NEXT TO YOU, TEE HEE"

ME OOGA

TEAM BOOGA

CATCH PHRASE!

>whining of pharah of all heroes
are you a console babby by any chance

>Tracer:
>This is a battlefield, keep your jogging for track.

>tfw you will never cum balls deep inside tracers fit track pussy

Mei_Player

Low floor, high ceiling, thy name is Lucio.
youtu.be/ytRre-122G0

>does around 400 damage with shift into left click if you headshot
>hook is on 6 second timer
>a free kill every 6 seconds
>take a breather heals up to 300 health
>on an 8 second cool down
>balanced

>Yeah, there's a reason he's core on every attack/defense team.
because he is the only tank with a damn?

As you wish.

Are there actual Genji mains in this thread? I thought there were just Genji players.

Hooley dooley.

OH YOU HOOKED A WIDOW? IT'D BE A SHAME IF HER HITBOX WAS TINY AND SHE HAD 200 HP SO SHE SURVIVES A FUCKING LMB MEATSHOT AND A MELEE STRIKE

I thought maybe the 'on fire' system would have a say in it.

I AM CAPTURING THE OBJECTIVE
JOIN ME IN GLOOORY

why doesn't Bastion's turret form have greater bullet spread?
he can fucking delete people from 5 miles out

There are fucking tons of them as evidenced by all the whining when there was a McCree in every game

This. Bastion is fucking OP Blizzard nerf when??

>get both CATCH PHRASE and Precision German Engineering in the same loot box
>don't know which voice line to use

I just switch them with eachother like every other day, so which one should I use?

no

nah that'd be retarded

what hero takes the least skill?

no user i just love the permaflying whore with a 120 damage weapon retarded splash the easiest environmnetal kills in the entire game the best mobility out of all offense classes and the fact she forces me to play widowmaker every single game because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OFFENSE PLAYER IN THIS GAME MAINS PHARAH FOR THEIR FUCKING FREE WINS so i need to be constantly shooting these motherfuckers down

it's really fun knowing i can only pick one hero or my entire team will get raped by le ebin brown waifu

I never hear these

>Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.

Because his barrles are parallel

>CRW-ND
I fucking love blizzard

Cause fuck you that's why.

Lmao stop being shit.

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>has no way to block damage
>useless in long range fights
>hard to *not* hit him
>low capacity gun

hanzo, bastion, reaper, roadhog

PROTIP: How to Deal with Pharah
>pick hitscan hero
>shoot while she's floating like a bug
>AUGH

why doesn't Overwatch have a metric fuckton of voice lines like TF2 does?
were they paying by the word, what's up?

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symmetra or winston

>best mobility
lol? her hovering is slow as fuck and her jetpack has a significant CD

any hitscan hero shoots her out of the sky with ease, you don't need to pick widow for it

also the typical situations where she can score environmental kills with E are super predictable and you learn to avoid them when you're not retarded

Low capacity gun with slow fire rate*

The spread is god awful and if I get fucked by RNG after hooking someone and miss its basically irritating as fuck trying to finish off the bunny hopping tiny hitboxes of most of the characters in this game.

Oddly ironic, from all the whining that I've heard from the thread about Genjis.

That Meatshot still confuses me. Half the time, I can demolish enemy Roadhogs with a single blast up close. Other times, it's like I'm shooting cotton candy into their faces.

I really do feel sorry for them

>L.O.L
>[giggles]

it's not about Pharah being uncounterable it's about having to play hitscan heroes every single game to have a shot at stopping pharah

i'm fucking lem in csgo my aim is better than 95% of overwatch players
it's not fun to only be able to pick one hero because i'm the only person good enough to reliably shoot pharah down

Every fucking game. Every fucking map. Doesn't matter who we could use on our team, doesn't matter if he's being counted hard. Definitely doesn't matter if I don't play with him.

Actual answer is lucio and mercy

Mei, Roadhog.

I just can't get into playing Lucio,
most of the time I feel like I'm doing nothing
the first two games I played him I shot at my teammates, thinking that's how I heal them

Is Seagull the best player in North America? How can he use Genji so well?

Don't. The game is shit and they deserved it for their hubris.

>have Hanzo on my team

gg, we lost

>has no way to block damage
can hide behind corners
>useless in long range fights
hook has 50m range, the longest corridors in the game are 70.
>hard to *not* hit him
heals for 300 every 8 seconds and can camp health packs
>low capacity gun
right click does 400 damage guaranteed head shot at the correct range.

>laughing winston, reaper, tracer and hanzo

>how to counter Bastion
>get in his line of sight
>hope you can get 2 or 3 shots on him before he spots you, suppressing fires on your location, and peaces out

you cant shes unplayably bad

It's probably hard coming up with quotes for 21 heroes responding to each other 21 hero. And how are you supposed to come up with voice lines for cardboard thin characters like Symmetra?

Solo-queue-only mode when? I'm fucking sick of going up against groupfags.

maybe you should get to higher MMR where the hitscan players are more capable

also why are you whining about having to play hitscan heroes, they are the only ones in this game that are fun

It's not mediocre, though. It's as fucking terrible as it gets.

Who is your favorite defense champion?

Mine is Mei. Once you get the timing of those walls and heals right, it's really difficult to get killed.

Pocket Mercies let anyone shine

never. make friends

Genji

I've killed every other character fair n square, but I've never killed a Genji with anything other than the most bullshit luck

t. S76 main

>Can hide behind corners
Every hero confirmed tank.

> Symmetra disapproves how chaotic your post is

>yfw you will never have this much autism

>Lucio has his ult ready
>He spams my ult is ready like 4 times
>All the team does it too
>He never throws the ultin the entire game

>>has no way to block damage
>can hide behind corners
well fuck that way every character has a way to block damage, you know what he meant user

There's no reason to ask others to play, there's even a whole google doc full of people form this general that would like to play, just man up and ask us out

Reinhardt is best defense

>Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, kid. Even if it's a big one.
>Maybe Ziegler will put you back together again.
Ha, so it's confirmed Mercy made him a cyborg?

Is it ever viable to use Winston when the opposing team has a Reaper?

Post your new favorite strat as of late

>Attack
>give Winston the green light
>jump my monkey ass towards every Torb as he begins to build his turret
>take them both out because lol bubble shield
>no molten core every 2 minutes for you this game, bitch
>jump to the enemy’s spawn entrance and ult on their face
>checking my health every few seconds
>jump to cover before I die
>payload has gone un-contested for a ridiculous amount of time
>monkey menace cannot be tamed