EVE Online /eog/

Stories of Tengoo Edition
Old thread >implying anyone ever checks the old thread
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>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

>/eog/ pastebin (Jun '16): pastebin.com/ser9Acpg
>Focus Group Logs: focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
>Maybe more shekel madness soon, some new pirate cap stats leaked: playground.schildwall.info/sisileaks/newstats/

Past:
>Jun 17: Chinks finally onlined a Keepstar
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 20: Goon empire dead; PL Fortizar on their undock
>May 19: HK anchors first XL Citadel
>May 16: Stunt Flores now Imperium FC
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 23: Fanfest 2016 over
>Apr 21: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Apr 19: GSF camped into Saranen
>Apr 10: Drone Walkers crazy stuff in the Russian theater etc
>Apr 12: GSF absorbing Imperium corps; FCON + SMA bail
>Mar 28: CFC is dying. CO2 reset. IWI funding the MBC to burn down goons
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

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>Shit Box

OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers

okay so i think the question that really needs to be asked, and then consequently its answer discussed, is how much better should a t2 actually be?

>Shitted Out

0%. ideally it should be 'worse' than t1, but with some special gay shit that makes it more useful, like you get with interceptors

>yfw grarr shitposts all day in /eog/

i.e. not significantly better numbers-wise, but with added unique functionality

Almost all t2 ships apart from HACs and AFs have this. And Command ships to some degree.

>mfw grarr in charge of smartbomb proteus

T2 is inherently better by the fact that they get 4 bonuses and a role bonus. They then get their T2 resists or T1.5 resists depending on the ship. They should be inherently better than T1 equivalents.

Somehow retards think that a maller should be able fight on par with a sacrilege or a thorax should fight on par with a deimos. Its somehow Snuff's and Waffles and Goons and those other shits that fly all those good ships fault that your rinky dinky shit ass fleet dies and not the fact that you won't just get better ships to fight them in.

>0%. ideally it should be 'worse' than t1
says you and fuck off

no, I think you should fuck off

Every tier of ship has it

AF's lacking a role are strictly inferior to T1 and some have worse capacitor than their T1 variants. They haven't been updated in 6 years and they're garbage all around. Even then they have their role

T2 HAC's have their roles specifically dolled out. Each race has a brawler and a kiter type ship. The brawler usually boasts tank and damage where the kiter boasts speed and long range affinity.

Command ships ALL have a role of links, their combat capabilities are heavily limited except in fringe cases like PL's astarte fleet and Slepnirs.

T2 battleships have obvious roles of marauders and blackops that should be obvious.

Fuck off Grarr.

T2 recons have two purposes, obviously recon/blops and effectively T2 ewar. They have a very specific purpose and fill it well.

There are no T2 "roleless, multiclass, all around better ships" each has their own role and they fill it accordingly

>>>

>mfw afs role is to suck dick

it costs 169 million to lose a platinum insured t2 fit carrier at jita prices

You are talking about roles.

I explicitly mentioned "unique functionality."

i.e. bombs, bubbles, covops cloaks, mode switching, bastions, etc

jesus christ what a garbage panther.

>I explicitly mentioned "unique functionality."
synonymous. A Role filled is a specific way the ship excels at. What you're implying is that since "brawling" is somehow magically unique therefore it has no basis to run on which is not true at all.

Not every ship can have unique functionality like the blops do with bridging, or the marauders do with their gimmick bastion. They're called RECON and HEAVY ASSAULT CRUISERS for a reason because thats the role they fill

heavy

tackle

>goons
>snuff
>waffles
at least name good alliances

>waffles
>not the best, king of lowsec

lawn, biohazard

>PERUNGA

>being literally and unironically blue with project mayhem

>PERUNGA
>Not the FC of your heart

>grr wormholes

join pizza

>There are people here on /eog/ that were unironically blue to SCUM.

>implying pizza isn't another meme corp that will jsut dissolve as soon as space leaves much like BL/WL after elo left again

cucks need a bull to keep them together

it already did dissolve

>not being in SCUM

>SCUM.

join fweddit

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I want to imprgenate Catiz

SERPENTIS CAPITAL SHIPS
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serpentis t3s when

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Serpentis Vindicator when?

>a feeder corp
>lowsec
yeah shit

>800mm plate
>sebo
literally trash

not a feeder anymore

>not a feeder anymore
So it's members are more cucked than ever? That's hilarious.

>can't come up with an argument because he doesn't know jack shit
>defaults to cuck meme

>implying waffles isn't the definition of the cuck meme

>it's a "u cn't com up wit argoumint" episode

Would fly, but with web instead of TD.

I still have an alt in waffles, all they do is gatecamp, quite boring.

i-i check the old thread user
because i like you guys

>She uses the word cuck

>numales getting triggered again

Horde and Waffles are not corps you join if you have a lot of respect for yourself. They're basically second class PL citizens. You join them to get some sort of content and to let a little bit of the "prestige" of PL rub off on you and to have the confidence that if anything goes REALLY tits up PL MIGHT come to help you.

>Doomchinchilla can get into PL
>user has to settle for Waffles

his entire corp got in. they're even worse than him - they don't even fc or anything

>cant even fc
is there some desperate need for fcs or something?

See, that's the really sad part, Modern PL is kinda of a shitshow in terms of the amount of total shitters in it. Still plenty of good FCs and at least semi-competent pilots (in terms of F! monkeys, which doesn't mean much, but still means a surprising lot considering how bad some null alliances are) but goddamn they don't even appear to have standards anymore.

man fuck all you balance shitters, i just want a cute wolf girl to lay on my lap so i can pet her and scratch her ears while we watch my mining lasers shoot asteroids all day

I mean at least PL got rid of BDCI finally. that counts as something right?

it's nice to not be a faggot shitter. doomchinchilla is a faggot shitter, and he's a decent step above everyone in his corp

it's just embarassing joining PL at this point. like you can't do anything yourself, so you give in and join PL. and those recruitment threads, what kind of gross little cuck puts up with that shit in a videogame

No you don't because you've obviously never been in waffles if you think that's all were doing

>I don't know anything about these corps and I want everyone to know it

Iapetan Titans confirmed canon

The Molyneux hijack showed me that capsuleers will do extraordinary things when there’s blood in the water. For a while there, I wasn’t sure we’d get away.
Not because of the Feds. No, they were a joke. But the eggers nearly got me. The amusing thing is that they fought one another as much as they tried to catch me.
Some of them even helped out. You know, the trail of destruction we left in our wake was almost entirely due to them. I think it would be amusing to give them some more toys, don’t you?”
- V. Salvador Sarpati, interviewed by Alton Haveri of the Scope.

You are a fuckign idiot. Iapetans were canon since the beginning you fagtron.

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It was always dubious since CCP had never commented on them before and they were legacy holdovers from 2004 eve.

>Gang looking to catch your miners jumps around four 1 jump systems trying to catch retards.
>comes up dry.
>I'm not undocking because intel is strong and we know exactly where they are.

These guys are bad and anyone that gets caught is even worse.

>Finish tutorial missions
>Now actually have to pick something to specialize in
fuck

who fc here

Sorry, I don't teach spec-ed classess.

>kind of want to FC
>socially inept

Oh well.

Join a corp that aint retarded
aka anyone not in null or high

>guys battlecomms pls
>herderp durr hurr hurddur

>FC is scout and tackle
>FC dies
>Alright wait for me while I go reship or something

You know who you are.

>fc is french
>nobody understands what he is even saying

>fc has to do everything because everyone else is a shitter
>its the fc's fault

>FC is croatian
>nobody needs to understand what he's saying

>not forcing someone to be competent

>tfw could be competent fc and/or scout
>tfw rather be another faceless nobody

being cool is cool but i agree, just too old for that shit
the kids can have fun

aye same. You need too much energy to get a group and make shit happen. I pretty happy soloing and being good at it.

you should join all-out and specialize in the flesh-eating bacteria of the dunkaroos

t. bad at the game but too vain to admit it

t. f1 pusher thinks his killboard is good because it's green

Fcing is fun, just dont make me do it in triage or logistics.

Does the truesec level partially determine quality of the loot in exploration sites?

Not necessarily, the loot quality is based on the type of site which is determined by sec status. Certain sites won't spawn in lower sec status systems

ded

its not dead until were all gone
but were all still here and you know it

based wormhole exploration
exploration ain't dead yet fuccbois

>he fell for the ascendancy meme

you shouldn't train up bot right, dont waste 30 days on flying an interceptor, use those 30 days to try every single ship type and a handful of activities.

>Xe builds the blueprint copies he finds

>having a problem with stating local numbers and dscanning before 30+ people
just kill yourself

>having a problem
>the same as can't be bothered

kreydis, kys already.

>Xe

I'm everything but an f1 pusher senpai, stay mad about your own shitty killboard. I don't even care about killboards myself, but your snuggly is showing.

>f1 shitters are still allowed to post

>snuggly

projecting much? what the fuck is that even?

Just go look at your own zkill, you'll realize.