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tracer

i want an overwatch bf that likes anime to play with

name ONE positive thing widowmaker has contributed to this game

I'll wait

WIDOW IS FOR ____

Her ass

Cutest

t-thanks

WEW LADS
DIS FUCKING SKANK
FUCK OFF SLAG

avoiding.

This one was made first.

I love my blueberry babe!

forced 50 tracer and widow ass dva buffs when daddy 76 robotic limbs memes

I don't care what anyone says.

There is definitely something fishy going on with the matchmaking.

>have balanced game, win
>have balanced game, win (yes, both no stomps at all)

>UH OH, TOO MANY WINS!
>get put in absolutely worst team imaginable, lose in under 2 mins flat if even

>go back to normal games

AND IT JUST KEEPS REPEATING THIS CYCLE

2-3 GOOD GAMES, THEN A GUTTER TRASH ONE TO KEEP YOU FROM WINNING TOO MANY

Point taken

i'll be your bf, but you have to cute and your dick cant be bigger than mine

>On Defense.
>Shitter pub randoms.
>Offensive team is steamrolling us.
>Shift to Torbjorn.
>Literally none of the offensive takes care of my turret because it weren't there for the first two points, and now they're so comfy with their characters that they refuse to change.
>Stop them dead in their tracks and easily win the defense with 33 eliminations.

When will pubs ever learn to counter-class?

Is weekly brawl being reset? Have not touched the fucking CoD brawl.

how and why is a star player matched against so many low levels?

THIS BITCH

>Widowmaker main covering up other threads

Jesus calm down

it sucked, should change tomorrow

that's basically everyone

you secretly want them to be rich and have a 6 pack and a 12 inch dick don't you?

SO MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS WITH THE FUCKING HERO HAVING A RETARDED BULLSHIT KIT AND NOT WITH THE AVOID SYSTEM
HOW ABOUT FUCKING THAT KAPLAN YOU COCKSUCKING RETARD

Porn.

mountain dewritos marah mercy gay sex? Salt powered robot 12 o'clock 20 tick hitboxes!

>2016
>playing widow
wew lads

>Because Competitive Play is more serious in nature, we want to make sure that player behavior is acceptable. This means that the penalties are more severe than in the Quick Play or Weekly Brawl! modes. Leaving a game early or stepping away from your computer will make you ineligible to join a game until the previous game has ended, and continued infractions could result in restrictions or removal from Competitive Play.

It's either a friend of one of the other players, or someone who played during the beta.

its the game telling them that they're shit
best case scenario, they were forced to be the support, but ive never seen a single guy dominate a game unless theyre a widow

Eating the french muff.

I quit the game. But then she got nerfed

how many comp bucks do i get every match?
or how it works??

xDD level isn't skill tho :PP

it means they're a shitter.

good

>Hanamura becomes a 9 minute TDM when on Point B when it's not one sided

When will they make it so it takes longer for defense to spawn

youtube.com/watch?v=AwQe1kRn1j0&feature=youtu.be

>not even PTR notes included in the OP

Garbage thread

>join late
>get a really mediocre potg that doesn't involve ult
>people get fuckign asshurt about it

>that reinhardt player that after spawning immediately charges into the enemy
>starts swinging his hammer some
>dies
>repeat

Never using his shield. Ever. Ultimate rustle.

RASSEN MISCHUNG WATCH

>butt
>cock sucking lips
>cute nose

When is the ranked/competitive mode supposed to come out?

McRightCuck tickrate sprad pharmercy shit team

sfm animations

they nerfed her like 4 different ways though?

I don't see the problem with this

>potg is me getting a melee kill on a honzo as lucio
>everyone laughs at honzo and shit talks him

They said months ago that leaver penalties would be harsher for ranked. Which makes sense because they're a bit of a joke for quick match.

Every time I get backfilled I'll just play for fun.

Chances are we're getting stomped so I'm not gonna bother trying my best in a lost cause.

HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON
baguette

Thought this update was comp :(

>pre-nerf people cried about Widow
>post nerf people still crying about Widow
>people so derriere destroyed they avoided a good Widow who got kicked to stomp low level players
>no avoid system so more blueberries will be in your games
Nonexisitentsides.jpg

It means their win rate was so high it had to balance it out by putting noobs on his team which lowered the team average win ratio below 50% so a bunch of low levels got teamed up against him

it means theyre bad and the game has decided they deserve a free win
or they "joined in progress" with someone form their friends list

>autist friend who plays snipers and uses precision meme guns
>mains widow and is miles better than me
>cant play with him or I get dicked by high mmr people
>play alone in the low mmr while he shits up games
>avoiding is now removed
Godspeed you bastard /blog

What did the update change?

...

Oh, was away for some hours. Did they update it?

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Before the end of June.

playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20157263#patchnotes

That's not how MMR works.

Chances are you are getting thrown up a tier because of a win streak and then dragging your higher level team into the shitter.

Her kit is bullshit user. Every traditional sniper weakness taken away and bullshit damage on top of that. Either she needs her grapple cd nerfed, her hp pool nerfed or her damage nerfed via charge time increase.

Sounds good to me.

Now we're all gonna be stuck in games with 2 Hanzos and a Widow per team.
Game is over.

>they didn't address if it was possible to queue into the middle of competitive play match
>you can still join in and lose mmr points

If the slot can't be filled then:
>leavers can still cuck the remaining 5 players
>game is left 5v6 forever
>they can't leave without facing the penalty and have to sit through the game

Amazing. In the span of a little over a month Jeff Kaplan has single-handedly communicated with the community over perceived issues in good detail more than Valve's entire teams have in the entire lifespan of TF2 and CS:GO combined.

t's a breath of fresh air coming from League as well, Riot became so shut down by the criticisms of their community that they stopped listening and then became far less transparent, begining to write off complaints with a "players just need to adjust" attitude . Jeff Kaplan has single handedly reinvigorated my love for Blizzard, taking the time to explain something seemingly simple that most companies keep in the dark makes me happy to have thrown my money at them and I will probably continue to do so.

Soldier has NO right to have a fucking 800 damage burst rocket.

looks wack

user please i can only get so erect!

playing to fail just means you're practicing losing

it doesn't help you

>he engages a soldier at his optimal range

OH BABY

Heroes of Newearth sucks

Which is why after a win streak I get into a completely unsalvageable game where I STILL perform in gold medals and need 2 people to shut me down.

t. racer

...

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>join game
>see some huge flying bug out of the corner of my eye
>can't find it again after the game
how do I track a bug

>Can't see what the weapon looks like with the skin
Shit system

Step into my parlor~

>Unlock tracer spray
>Preview and in crate shows it saying "CLOCK'S TICKIN'"
>Actual spray doesn't say

He's already incredibly flexible with good DPS without the rocket, the rocket just doesn't serve any thematical purpose. Maybe replace the rocket with an accurate burst fire?

>Fixed a bug that allowed some projectiles to shoot through Reinhardt’s Barrier Field

LittlE symetra FUCKING DIES

>First match of the day
>Clearly stuck against a premade due to how fast we get shit on
>Try to join another
>Attack with instalock Torb during set up
>Leave
>Next one is three quick locking genjis, a pharah, and a widow
I guess this is a piss poor time of day to play or something, jesus fuck.

But it's 120.

DELETE THIS

How do you even check the hammer and sword? It only shows the base weapon

do you know what soldier 76 is supposed to represent?

You're straight up wrong though.
Blizzard knows how shitty high mmr can be when you can dodge as they've seen from years of WoW.
Avoid system = penalty free dodge system for high mmr players.

>no fully and utterly

>he can only cum 3 or 4 spurts

good luck filling up a womb until it overflows

>When activating Widowmaker's Ultimate ability, Infra-Sight, her voice line will now be audible map-wide
Finally. Now they just need to nerf her unscoped damage and she'll be fine

Symmetra ignoring shields is intentional.

This is his accurate burst fire that comes at the cost of being a dodgeable projectile, retard.

>Maybe replace the rocket with an accurate burst fire?
He already has that in his normal fire you stupid shit.
Maybe try learning to fucking move and not walk into his rockets?

Jokes on you, that will still happen.

Without the rocket, he's a bad Bastion.

His entire point is to aim and shoot non-stop and provide suppression fire. Take away all that and he is worthless.

i cant even enjoy porn of her because of how much i hate her in game

Im sorry user but Symmetra's balls and Rein's wave will still blow you away