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>Official Stuff
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>Official Comics
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>The Oversheet
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>/owg/ ID List
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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
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>Stats and Leaderboards
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>Porn archive
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>Overwatch DPS Sheet
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first for aunt rhody

anyone have the "got called racist in greggs today lads" but the tracer version?

>kill 4 people with a riptire
>point is clear
>team doesnt capitalize on it
>every single one of them struggles to kill a mei that survived it
>enemy team respawns and uses all their ults
>lose

I bought into the Overhype meme but I find myself just going back to League and Tf2 and other shit.

Don't get me wrong, it's fun but I can't play more than like four games without getting bored and quitting.

Here is a 1 minute tutorial video on how to add yourself to the ID list using /owg/'s all-time favourite heroes:

youtube.com/watch?v=9t5-Nvq3LVQ

so how will Blizzard make the story advance?

new voice lines? Cinematics? Comics?

reminder that ranked mode is a coin flip on whoever gets attacking in sudden death

eu.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/17612181202#1

Widow's personality is so goddamn boring jesus christ
And it's not even just all boring all the time
There are little glimmers of fun in there
When she's not all "I LOVE KILLING I'M SUCH AN EDGE" she has this non-caring, funny thing going on
She'll die and come back to life and say "c'est la vie," or some shit like that

If they focused on the comedically-uncaring-murderer part of her personality instead of the "I ONLY FEEL ALIVEEEE WHEN I KEEELLLLL" shit she'd be hilarious

Why would I want to play with people from Veeky Forums who wont stop spouting memes?

buff d.va!

All of the above with blog updates thrown in.

i want to for the extra exp and fun

>muscley pharah
s t o p

She is perfect and doesnt need any buffs. You faggots just need to git gud. Here is a video on how.

youtube.com/watch?v=52rT4Hux1ik

>It's a someone picks Tracer but he doesn't focus the Mercy episode.

because that matters how?
it's sudden death

She's perfect for giving the other team free kills.

But user every Overwatch character is supposed to be an extremely generic cliched stereotype. You are asking for Blizzard to put a little bit of effort into creativity and they cant have that.

>literally the only argument D.vafags have is 'git gud'

Never fails.

what is a good ranked rating?

because its so fucking easy to win attacking even when your team is worse and finishes 5 minutes later than the other team?

maybe in your low mmr defending is easier but it's not in higher

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what's wrong with memes?
youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

Is that a fucking nipple?

Anyone witnessed a massive influx of retarded people ? It was alright and since two days it's just horrible to play.

My argument is on the video link you just ignored. Dumbshit D.va haters cannot read. What a surprise.

Yeah. A coin flip often determines the winner in sudden death for professional hand egg too.

People bitch about Reaper being edgy but he's not meant to be taken seriously, Widow is the fucking tryhard edgelord but no one seems to notice that.

Quirky comedy =/= personality

IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER

Who is the worst champ in the game, and why is it that?

They aren't that bad. They seem more sheepish and quiet than anything else.

>It's a tracer gets overconfident and gets killed everytime with my peashooter or waste enough time to someone in my team help me
>If I'm lucio they just give up

why is real life cum so fucking disgusting? I just want it to be like in my cartoon porn

They're also huge weeagays

strawpoll.me/10549806

Blizzard removed the ignore option because it was fucking up the matchmaking. Now you get more people and notice a difference.

>FIFA Online 3

For what purpose?

pathetic load desu

why the fuck is there a sudden death mode. why the fuck can't blizzard just add stopwatch. what the fuck

>first ranked filled with koreans
>carry team to victory
>2nd ranked match is 5 rounds of hell with me trying to carry people so retarded they can't drop shields
hold me ;___;

better than you

who is Best Buy employee?

genji.

No Zarya, ded poll ded game.

quick which legendary should i get?
got devil, mechaqueen, sharkbait, blackhardt and lionhardt, firefighter, plague doctor and origins skins

A guy I know thats played LoL for ages won't shut up about how Riot just ruined it forever, wonder if that has anything to do with this.

More media available attracted MOBAtards

Remember to ignore shippers.

How did they ruin it?

>playing ranked alone
Holy fuck what are you doing, at least play with people you added from somewhere.

Anybody need another man in their 6stack?

Isn't School out everywhere by now

>I have a main
>I have more than 30 minutes played with McCree, Genji, Hanzo, or Widow

i just want to play payload.

> it's a "wipe everyone but the Genji that jumps around on the point until his team runs back" episode

>00:01 objective time
>gold medal

They don't want lame duck second maps where the game is still going but it's impossible to push the payload fast enough to finish in time.

I think what they should do is in case of sudden death let the team with the faster time vote for whether they want offense or defense.

STOP INSTA LOCKING GENJI AND HANZO
STOP IT
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

I don't fucking know, I haven't played LoL in years. And the LoL general is nothing but shitposting and waifu porn anyways

No, fuck you. Enjoy some KOTH you little shit.

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cavalier, witty devil may care murderers > emotionless, cold and calculating killers
couldn't agree more

>shitposting and waifu porn anyways
Seems familiar...

is this straight yuri or is that just a small dicked futa?
hoping the latter

>filled with Koreans

So the PTR server is in KR?

how much can we get away with?

>strawpoll.me/10549806
> not Torbjörn "Toblerone" Lindholm

but the sudden death is just taking the first point

the faster team would always take attack and win

Downloading the PTR. I'll be instalocking D.Va in every ranked match, wish me luck!

the riot balance team apparantly consists of like five people, who work like 5 hours a week.
as such there a truely stupid number of glaring balance issues that they either dont want to fix or just cant fix.

I wish I could vote for Jesse McCree a million times!

Shit, I actually didn't know Lucio's full name. That's kind of cool. I have a soft spot for slippery frog man.

Former, but there is a latter version.

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The fuck is with Mercy's nostrils?

>tfw you are that hanzo/Mcree that doens't suck and focus in objectives
>Can't play them because I'm a good support too but fuckers wont play them anyway
Good thing I love jet set radio otherwise.

I havent played in month because a friend finally fucking stop playing, but It seems the RNG dragons, the new items, and everything that can tank is broken, I mean seems there is too many retarded stuff going on and they dont give a fuck anymore.

Sigrun > devil

>this weekly brawl
Finally I can pick Widow/Hanzo without triggering the spergs.

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He only revived us once and would never get off my ass as Pharah. Total healslut, and totally useless.

And it's not even just bad balance, but some straight up broken/exploity shit in the game that's been around forever.

I'm talking about shit like some characters Ults just straight up whiffing in certain matchups

based

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For KOTH, OK, but for payload/hybrid maps it's a terribad idea. Attackers have the upper hand always, and would force defense to have no less than mercy+symmetra else they're done at the first mistake while the attacker can just zerg mindlessly.

10/10

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>zarya and roadhog in every fucking game

not with that braid

S-sauce?

i want to have sex with the blizzard employee they based zarya on

Serious question is Korea relevant to anyone outside of Korea

I like how there is a big wad on shit on the right side, pretty accurate.

just can't make myself play ranked yet. if it means nothing why bother anyway? when the hell is it going to be properly live, anyway?

>inc Zarya nerf

Some 17 year old rekt some korean pro gamers as Zarya and they QQd to Blizzard saying that they would quit the game if she was hacking. Turns out she does not hack and to prove it she live streamed herself playing.

youtu.be/IaXsmG4g3Xk

Get fucked "pro" Korean players.

>Pretty dangerous enemy widowmaker on defense
>eventually get tired of healing and go monkey dick
>dick her good
>rage changes to Bastion

Reaper, Bastion and Zenyatta are the answer to your problems.

>I enjoy playing good characters
You're not one of those "mccree is shit now" retards, are you?

They did a bunch of shit that all the players hated and when we said we didnt like it they told us to shut the fuck up.

>Zarya + DVa on Paheal
>Its a good day.

Get a Zenyatta one