how did that op at cargo die? i jumped through disposals after getting shot at
Tyler Sanchez
Who are you most looking forward to ERPing with? Reminder, you can order silicons to have sex with you when the time comes!
Joseph Jackson
A ban request would never get off the ground It'd get closed immediately under the grounds of metagrudging poor poor yahir And the person responsible would either get a permaban for muh metagrudge, or Yahir would spend every round for 2 weeks following him around harassing him and acting like an antag towards him
Daniel Morales
I solemnly swear to bear all erpers
Ryder Nguyen
GOBBOZ WHEN?
Robert Hughes
>bear all erpers What about bearing their children?
Luis Allen
>Start up game >Look at crew manifest >Assistants and Sec account for more than 50% of crew >Numerous other useless jobs (e.g. Spacepod Mechanic) >2 Medbay staff and 1 Engineer
When are they going to set limits on departments to help balance out the crew distribution?
Henry Sullivan
No erping on Veeky Forums
Dominic Bennett
>that last bit Hello, metagrudge.
Lincoln Bailey
"I know you really don't want to do anything right now but be comfy in the bar, but your fun isn't important to us. You're required to play surgeon because that is what we have decided you are required to play. Do not complain or mess up or we'll ban you."
Austin Torres
UNTIL NOW.
John Adams
gork master race
Nathan Ross
>comfy Opinion disregarded, cancerous scum.
Josiah Young
>someone complains about getting metagrudged by yahir >but in reality its them metagrudging yahir ????
Colton Myers
>pointing out the truth as a neutral party that barely has ever interacted with the guy is considered metagrudging now
Tyler Price
It's more along the lines of it not making sense that a research station has more security personnel and useless employees than actual researchers.
Alexander Allen
what the fuck are you on about
Nicholas Lopez
How would you balance an invisible gun a traitor mime could get?
Jaxson Walker
This is Nanotrasen we're talking about, they're supposed to be pants-on-head retarded when it comes to hiring practices.
Hunter Sanchez
makes it seem like the mime is talking when it's shot
Carter Reed
Guns of the patriots
Carson Sullivan
I meant that I don't ERP on Veeky Forums
Dominic Reyes
This is both dumb and at the same time probably the best way to do it.
Jace Watson
what the hell is going on in this game
New player reporting in.
First round: So i wander around the station for 5 minutes, then someone grabs me, drags me to a dark room and turns me into a vampire. Then i wander around some more until a goddamn space fish bursts through the window and starts eating me. However as a vampire he doesnt really kill me and just eats away for some minutes until someone comes and kills him. Then i suffocate and cant move and cant die.
Round 2: Tried space mining, didnt know how to use space suit, died in space.
Round 3: Someone stabbed me to death in the maintenance tunnels in the beginning.
Round 4: So i try to become a cargo engineer. I haul some boxes and ask what i should be doing. One guy tells me i should get an emitter. Okay. After some time i find one, however it was turned on and killed me as i approached it.
Round 5: So now actually some guy helps me at cargo. We agree to some scientist who wants us to order stun batons and armor. Then we get searched by security. Then the gravity fails, then o2. So this guy got me a suit and explained how to use o2 mask. I suffocate anyway, he gets me back to life. He basically drags me along for 30 minutes and i try to die many times because of stupidity. In the end he puts me in the escape pod. He also saves a corgi. In the escape pod i forget to take off my o2 mask. I suffocate while arriving at central command.
What the hell am i supposed to be doing.
Landon Brooks
its okay user, they're just a bit touched in the head is all dont pay them no mind
Aiden Butler
Space Station 13 isn't a research station, it's a military training station. They hire the nuke ops and traitors to thin out the unfit crews, so that when they flip the tyrant switch on the loyalty implants and decide to take over the galaxy, they'll have a well-oiled army (of former security crew) with no dead weight.
Think about this rationally, dude. Everything on the station is geared toward creating and honing military power. Research leads to production of plasma WMDs, or to production of powerful guns and armor. The soda cans are conveniently just the right compression ratio for improvised bombs, and just happen to be the perfect size to fit into bear traps and make a landmine. The mouse traps are hairtrigger rigged and compatible with hand grenades to make traps. These are not coincidences. Every single shift the crew is drilled with hired-on 'antagonists'. Nanotrasen is working toward a new world order.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Comedy gold
Isaac Cooper
Are you still pushing your edgy lore, user
Didn't we tell you that even bay's lore is better yesterday? Just stop already.
Jack Nelson
Agreed he's taking up real estate that would be better occupied by what we all come to the thread for, discord drama
Julian Flores
I'm saying it is going to have to take a person with NO NOTES and the purity of a saint with the courage of a million men to post the ban request, lest the Yahir begins counter pulling up dirt on the ban requestee to get them banned instead, like is afraid of.
Hudson Hughes
>getting this mad someone called your shitty lore shit
Lucas Carter
do you really think anyone gives two shits about what some perpetually buttmad autistic faggot ayy lmao thinks in the long run? just play the fucking game and quit whining about imaginary monsters in your closet.
Cooper Davis
But he isn't imaginary.
Logan Sanders
>mechanics being useless
I'll let you in on a little secret. Mechanics is simply assistant+
Nicholas Turner
Which means they are useless.
Alexander Davis
What's your favorite SS13 ship?
Mine is DrCelt X Arthur Dent
They're so cute together.
Josiah Martin
Your dad might as well have been.
Benjamin Stewart
>s-stop trying to ban yahir guys! >he-he doesnt matter!
Fuck off Nevill
Michael Anderson
>DrCelt X Arthur Dent
Who are you and where did you come from
Juan Howard
How rude !
Ian Gomez
Yahir x Nevill metagrudge is so 3 months ago. The thread has already moved on to Trinity x Zalinka and then to Ashe x Felicity.
You need to freshen up m8 people mite start to think you don't play here and just shitpost.
Grayson Rivera
It's not metagrudge when everyone knows they're shitters who need a ban.
Yahir has literally gotten away with breaking dozens of rules by hiding behind 'th-they're just metagrudgers!'
Blake Cruz
not to mention silently abusing exploits and refusing to report them, which should be bannable on it's own
Nolan Gomez
its funny since yahir pitched a shitfit over two fags passing PDA notes claiming muh exploits
but has admitted to abusing real exploits himself
Michael Cruz
No, no, no, you see user, what HE was using is not exploits because he knew how to do them!
Levi Carter
Just because he admitted his guilt does not mean he is absolved of his crimes.
Levi Harris
>Using an exploit and then reporting said exploit >The same thing as using an exploit and keeping it from everyone else
Gabriel Perez
i hope you don't seriously think yahir reported his exploits especially since he said he used them multiple times before 'reporting' them
Robert Campbell
yahir never officially reported his exploits, he boasted about using them in discord and that's how they got out.
Cooper Evans
Aha, you mean how the PDA logging had been reported for months, but Yahir never reported his exploits!
Jace Turner
These ban requests aren't gonna make themselves.
Kevin Morgan
Sorry, Law 1, can't do that
No way a person like you could handle the borg cock
Austin Jackson
But Probe, ban requests for Yahir would only get shut down because 'muh metagrudge'.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Solarious wrote a serious ban request and it got tossed out because MUH METAGRUDGE. If anyone else does it, it would happen again.
Luke Miller
>that post shuttle grif with lubespray and death nettles who /biowarrior/ here?
Colton Price
>anything by solarious >serious thats a funny joke user
Elijah Williams
>He thinks he can ban Pomfs best friend in real life
Camden James
>plasma flooding escape
Brody Myers
>first time playing >no idea what's happening >it's Christmas >grab as much food as I can carry and start force feeding everyone donuts and turkey because why not >Santa gives me clothing and a violin >figure out how to use the violin >it's all good >things start exploding >get poisoned and throw up everyone on the escape >death nettled
I think I had fun?
Luke Fisher
>plan for postshuttlegriff >some admin just instantly destroys the shuttle the very milisecond it lands >doesn't even do anything fun, just literally detonates a 99bomb cap on top of it or spawns 40 bears per square
Isaiah Walker
Egads you're right. The entire system is in Xevonix pocket. I bet he's even deleting incriminating logs.
When will this reign of terror by a guy that hardly plays anymore end?
The only thing I could find was an antag ban request for Sordine and Sordine had been playing with antag roles off.
So an antag ban for suiciding because he didn't get the antag bid he didn't enable would not be in the interest of the server.
Hunter Morris
>Praise Xenobotanist death nettles >Plant my own plant >It floods escape with plasma and take atmos 5+ minutes to clear it out
Christian Brooks
>gift station with artifact >everyone start pushing it's buttom >one of them is a mimic buttom >kill mimic, take injuried to medbay >artifact goes missing >someone actually dragged it to the AI upload >ghosts start pushing the artifact's mimic buttom >someone break the artifact, making a big explosion
Joseph Moore
Space Station 13 is a beautiful thing, user
Try holding a job like Chef and look up the Wiki to know what cool stuff you can do, Assistant is a bore trap for anyone new to the game
Jayden Moore
all the incriminating logs are 3 months past or more so it wouldn't even get read since 'lmao only bast three months matter' even though he's been a shitty player for a year now
Nolan Lopez
>allegedly keeps getting antag even when he has it disabled >intently, maliciously blows up cuban pete bombs station time 12:05 with the specific objective of getting the shuttle called as soon as possible because he doesn't want to be a tator >too autistic to ask someone to figure out why he keeps getting antag so he can stop getting antag and ruining rounds over it >not fixing his antag problem is "not in the interest of the server" what?
Isaac Lopez
whoops double negative in the last line
Justin Rogers
Mime farts doing slight toxins damage when
Adrian Ross
>people actually want to ban Yahir then who will keep the station running smoothly?
Dominic Smith
People who don't sit in the bar for entire rounds or go sit in secluded rooms with their husbando I guess
Nathaniel Lopez
I just can't decide who my waifu is guys. Too many candidates
Isaiah Richardson
>ghosts can use artifacts wait what, that's amazing
Luke Collins
I believe there was a bugfix for this though.
Eli Nelson
i've seen yahir help out medbay a few times, never seen any of his apparently hilarious shitter antics though
Jaxon Sanchez
...
Bentley Ward
wtf why was i permabanned
the mime was wearing a skirt she was asking for it
Luis Nelson
>literally & >who
Logan Anderson
let's see theres the time he beat a patient with a wrench 4noraisin the time he harassed two people constantly and got them banned 4noraisin the time he admitted to abusing exploits which he never properly reported or any other myriad of shitty acts he's done
Isaiah Rivera
...
Mason Thomas
I'm guessing that's Celt piggybacking on Arthur while Mustard threatens to blow Elim up
Joshua Nelson
close, its senaat
Julian Anderson
the """patient""" was probably a changeling or a vampire the """"harrassed"""" people probably went full valid shitter and killed him, the poor saint the exploits are the faults of the coders, not the faults of the innocent the angel saved my life a few times, are those considered shitty acts?
Mason Allen
Celt, Arthur, Senaat, and Elim Christ, keep up
Jace Evans
You missed out Eliminator, though. He's in that picture too
Logan Cruz
If it's backed by logs it's not meta. If yahir doesn't want to get banned he shouldn't do that shit. It's not like you have to use your ckey so he'd know anyway.
Caleb Baker
Christ, what twats. Absolute Twats.
Xavier Lopez
he's probably just buttmad yahir stopped him from getting his redtext
Elijah Campbell
But I did include Elim
Senaat is the turban? I thought it'd be Mustard what with being a Turk
Lincoln Hughes
>while mustard threatens to blow Elim up Can you read?
Ethan Ramirez
>theres the time he beat a patient with a wrench 4noraisin Uhh.. Ok? People do shittier things than this all the time.
Zachary Lewis
Senaat is part Moroccan, the artist clearly took some creative liberties I mean for fuck's sake, Celt is leprechaun and Elim is a goddamn washing machine
Aaron Collins
Yes, and Yahir was banned for beating the guy with a wrench. Do you believe hes some untouchable boss monster or something?
Kayden Gray
Yahir is a GUD BOI. All y'all are haters.
Benjamin Garcia
It makes sense in a closed system where there's only so many players here to work for NT. Not for a bunch of depressed neets who just want to unwind. Some days I join to just make a bean kitchen or play with my pipes. If I got kicked for doing that I just wouldn't play and go ranch goats in dwarf fortress or something.
Consider this, When you're researching a mix in toxins, it takes approximately 40 minutes just to setup the lab after which you still need to heat, chill, mix, test and tweak. The misc science lab was hijacked by telesci which you can't test hazardous shit in without causing a clusterfuck when you're trying to teleport shit back in. Advanced Telesci is practically RD only thanks to SOMEBODY unless you want to rush minerals, crystal teleport the CE locker, blow it open hoping the plans are there and make teleport platforms in space. Genetics is pure RNG at the best of times even with the best chems and methods. Xenobio you have to brute force by running as many pens, entrance and xenobio maint as you can throw cubes into to rush splits. Xenoarch requires you to rush the asteroid field with mesons that don't even work so you can survey the weighted dig sites for something worthwhile. God help you if you're fishing for larges. All the while miners are destryoing the handful of war/temple digs you get and smash the occasional large artifact of which you only get approximately 6 of in the entire world. Yes, world. That includes the asteroid field, clown roid, and random vaults with rock in space. Engine research is a nightmare because everyone has their own way of doing shit so even if you can get others to help they can only do so much. Research botany is a pain because you can never get another guy who can actually handle either advanced botany or identifying plant genes so you'll never ever get vines that wrap someone and inject them with kelotane, bicard, antitox, nutriment, and dex+ in a self treatment pen in the medbay lobby.
Tyler Brown
>I mean for fuck's sake, Celt is leprechaun >creative liberties I don't get it
Daniel Brown
If you were the queen of vgstation what would you do?
>do a full administrative purge, new admins will be evaluated secretly on whether or not they are normies. normies are shown the door. one-time banlist purge >rules slackened, crew can kill each other as long as they have a decent reason, crew can fight back against sec nonlethally if they're an arrest target >purge memes and joke content from the codebase, meme coders lose merge access >add a second vote to the end of each round which lets the crew decide if they want to play vgcode, tgcode, gooncode or baycode in the next round >ERP unbanned
Caleb Perry
Read the fucking front page of the wiki. Guides are there for a reason.
Nathaniel Morgan
>vines that inject kelotane, bicard, antitox, nutriment, and dex+ i did this once and they still wanted to lynch me because "muh kudzu" i just gave up and all my Research Botany stays on research botany