Dota 2 Gulag /d2g/

>old Fear

big fish create BIG waves, any big fish posting in here? only big fish respond to this

lmao nice wards Zai

why would youe ven watch the NA qualifiers

NA has no fucking players, there are no 7k mmr stacks, there is noone who will hold a candle to EG

there is literally a fucking list of all the tier 2/3 teams in the OQ

theres no reason to be this ignorant

what are the chances this is actually yaphets

5k USW = 7k EUW though, so there's a lot of good stacks on NA

Because Veggies stream is comfy

Get this BITCH off my Tobi stream, PLEASE

>tfw you will never torture momiji's face with your fingers until she's a sobbing drooling snot dripping mess and then clean it all off of her with your mouth

>there are people in this thread not watching based Grant

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

>5k USW = 7k EUW

Why wouldn't you watch Veggie with in game chat.

I'd rather go discuss politics on a hearthstone chat or something

>not watch based our guy grant

Did he turn off his fucking donations yet

yes

>Zai
yeah no way is EG going to win anything with him playing like this

I expected at least one team I watched today to be good.

lo vi todo

RAGE
QUIT

id rather do it to bestgeniusloli anyway

fuck off reddit

>le epic OQ is gonna be hard as fuck meme

reddit BTFO

>EG ARE IN THE "GET GANKED, RAGEQUIT INSTANTLY" BRACKET

So this is NA dota huh.. I think it's time to go to sleep lmao

The way faceit brackets are organized is that most teams will not face equal opponents until the later rounds

there's no logic in pairing EG vs the mason stack this early and then somehow having EG playing a 2K stack in the finals because all the retards were on one side

based fucking grant

Grandgrant is the GOAT

>amerilards actually belive this

grant finally getting the recognition he deserves
very happy for him

I'd rather just watch in-game on auto-director camera than put up with whoever the fuck grant is

DOES HIS CHAIN HANG LOW?

>Burgerland that didn't even get a direct invite and couldn't even fill 8 regional slots has higher MMR than any region.

THEN FUCKING LEAVE YOU FUCKING LEDDITARD

Peruvians literally can't stop themselves can they

He's King Nobody, the pro who never was. Like the anti-Charlie, he is intimately familiar with the shittiest players the entire NA region has ever produced.

>Veggies having to resort to Huskar meme strats

Do you think EG are enjoying themselves right now, or wanting to kill themselves and be done with this open qualifier shit

based ppd

>burping in team chat

I feel for EG

based peru

the latter

here I made a picture for you

THIS FUCKING PERU STACK LMAO

They probably will enjoy the first 2 games or so, then get tired of the shitfest.

That's why Grant and Charlie have the best bants in the scene. Together they have everyone's dirt and a bottomless pool of embarrassing memories with NA's finest/fluffest.

>All EG has to do is focus someone until they rage quit to win all their games

non human peruvians

this is why shitskins killed dota

That's literally how every sport does it. It's called seeding and there are a lot of reasons to make it this way. You may be retarded user, get a brain check.

What did he mean by this?

Now yuros understand what we have to deal with

And i thought our Ruskies were bad

my donkey is ready how about you

The difference is pretty astounding.
Even the first team Secret played against 2k russians who kept asking for secret to write on their wall wasn't anywhere near as bad as that.

I understand why nobody plays this game in NA if they have to deal with that shit every game

>tune into BTS
>All of Joindota are literally IN the game, yelling at each other trying to qualify for TI
What the fuck is happening

>the legend of autism

?? i know i was explaining seeding to the other dude

means "my donkey is smarter than you"

burro can mean stupid or dumb too, but I'm not sure sumail is aware of this.

>Legend of Autism
>Alabama Niggers
>Fcukin Team
>Finstack
10/10 names there

It always amazes me when Yuroshits have the gall to bitch about Russians.

The SA shithole can't produce a single tier 5 team.

Just woke up, is Secret out yet?

that was a five stack i believe

this was pure five randoms

Sumail probably ran something through google translate that originally said 'ass' because he's a fucking retard.

If you like Purge you're probably 3k mmr and belong on reddit, fuck off.

They got close to losing against a team of 6k literal who's.
Forecast for tomorrow looks bad for them.

Because slavs are at least white, unlike anyone in south america

>5k USW = 7k EUW
Nigga I'm on US and you've got it backwards

Don't forget about "cucks4lyfe"

Also I guess it's that slavs actually own their own PC's instead of having a PC cafe culture

that's kinda rude 2bh, those are probably 10yo peruvians hyped about playing against the best team in the world.

Listo also means "ready" if it's used with the verb estar, but Sumail used it with ser.
I got the feeling he was talking about the courier.

>people actually thought EG would lose

YOU ALL GOT SCAMMED BY PEEDUR LMAO

pasty white kid rapping

we wuz bees n shit

Is grandgrant stream any good?

t. peruvian

stop being so shit and we'll think about it

No but it's cool to pretend so.

shout out to loomdumb lmao

yeah it's pretty funny

I honestly envy the people getting stomped by EG. They get to talk to their heroes and even play against them.

Is there ANY REASON you should be treated as equals to anyone but Africans?

Ok well I was just watching the games in client and talking to some user in steam voice chat but I've been streaming the games on twitch. Idk if people would rather watch me cast like an idiot

Disruptor = Old player from "Yellow Submarine" + "Enso"

Tidehunter = Old player from "Yellow Submarine" + "Enso"

Oracle = Old player from "Yellow Submarine + "Enso"

Timbersaw = "Old Player from "Enso"

Edit: No info about Lifestealer.

dotabuff.com/matches/2453025948

dotabuff.com/esports/teams/1964407

Check their recent teams.

Tidehunter (dotabuff.com/esports/players/113995822)

Disruptor (dotabuff.com/esports/players/117483894)

It depends on wether you can put up with Grants shit or not.
It's the sort of stream you watch to laugh at him, not because he's good.

TA is going to melt with all those ion shells

poor TA shes such a bad hero

im on reddit and d2g

>more peru

wew

He's NAdota, he's basically a shitposter to the highest degree.
You have to be able to appreciate NAdota to appreciate him.

Your other options are annedroid or LMAO llama.

The choice is clear since barnyy refuses to bring us the high quality play by plays.

>EG won't make it through opens they said