/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

Is limo turret pegasus?

>That tard rage

I think this is the real comfy

who is this hottie

Patriot Carbine Rifle when?

Ye

No, it's a personal vehicle even though the regular limo is a Pegasus vehicle and all other turreted vehicles are as well.
Dumbass

Go away now.

>carbine has a box mag instead of a beta-C
soiled it

The real comfy would be that aggressive, be nice and stop using his name.

rude

Comfyfag lost all rights to being respected when he posted furshit and enabled offtopic shitposters.

I didn't know comfy was a furry, time to clean my friends list, FOR THE EMPEROR

Forgot pic

What, the shark tits posted in every other general didn't tip you off?

that's not me...

Wait, comfy is the SHARKTITS poster too?!? Is he the one trying to force /gtag/+fur?

post yfw /gtag/ has become a cesspool of shitty weeb shit and other faggotry

Hol up, comfy is the furfag that spams up multiple threads AND is the SHARKTITS poster?

Alain_Prost here

I got kicked from the crew because I havent played this game since late 2015

pls accept my request back in

>Nullphaggot
>Comfurrynon

Let me know when you guys fail to resolve everything.

Also place yer bets what car's coming next.
Pfister 811 or the Seven 70

Gotcha

>Pfister 811 or the Seven 70
What are those cars again? Got any pics?

Beta-Cuck?

I'm stuck on the merryweahter heist mission
I think it's before I'm supposed to blow the ship up, michael just keeps running into something I can only see him with thermal vision, and I can't switch to him what do?
I already restarted twice and it keeps happening

fuckin nogunz en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_C-Mag
pfister 811 = porsche 918
seven70 = aston martin one-77
1/2

Use native trainer and toggle on explosive rounds to knock him down. Thats how i fixed that issue

2/2
most likely going to release next week then the week after

He's behind the ship, on the side I can't see

Damn this looks pretty, hope they didn't mess up the rear.

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Thanks.

Doesn't look much like Aston though, but still, pretty good.

Ah he was on the stairs, thanks

>goal is to get the most expensive everything
>Most expensive upgraded yacht
>Most expensive upgraded office
>Most expensive apartment
>Most expensive boat
>The gold jet and heli
>The gold skins on all weapons

>The boat and Heli are on super sale right now

Purrfect

So... when to we kick comfur faggot? I'm sick of the general being spammed with furry waifus and sharks

tfw my passengers are comfy, but not rlly cute

can u post some pics of ur stuff pls user

I don't post furry waifus or sharks, user

So we officially confirmed the comfy is the SHARKTITS poster

Even if you didn't you still post cancerous shit about being 'le comfy' and enable offtopic shitposters by replying to them repeatedly. So FOAD.

I always thought it was Aida

Aida is SHARKTITS but they have a trip and got mad at SHARKTITS poster

ok

Even in GTA kids buy supercars with money they didn't earn and have 0 fucking clue how to drive them.

youtube.com/watch?v=trdKYu8pY2I

Its like poetry

>mfw the new content is still not worth shit

Bodyguards not being paid properly kills the content

How the fuck do you manage to lose control of your car on a goddamn straight road with no traffic? It was a fine day with no water on the road or anything, people should be obligated to go to an extra driving course or something if they buy a car that has a certain amount of power.

being a bodyguard is good for rp farming
your main source of income is vip missions, but the wage timer is quite honestly too much

Am I missing something, or does 80% of this games play time consist of waiting for obscene loading times/waiting for enough people to join a lobby for a game mode to be playable?

yes
include network errors and connection timeouts in that

>RP farming

Friendly reminder: comfur user is kill on sight. Bully him until he no longer shits up threads.

Once you have everything you want the only thing to do between updates is grind for meaningless numbers
Did you know that once you're level 500+ or something you get a golden globe next to your name?

>200rp every 5 minutes near ceo
>400 every 10m if in one vehicle with him + 600 if driving him around
>around 1000 every vip/cargo job
I'd say it's quite effecient for people who are below rank 120

>Thinking people who literally have enough money to "have everything they want" will be fucking bodyguards for damn near no pay

Come on, man.

People care far more about cash than RP.

Besides, I just want to pay my employees. not sure why R* is so against me doing this.

you can pay your employees out of YOUR cut anytime you want though

How? Whenever I've sold cargo or done VIP work and gone to the cash option, its says the % I can share is 0.

Teach me your ways

>people who literally have enough money to "have everything they want" will be fucking bodyguards for damn near no pay

I have many mills on my toon, and I still help my fellow gtaggers for no recompense.

Could someone help explain some stuff to me that is probably really simple to understand and even simpler for me to look up myself? Thanks

What's the difference between becoming a VIP and becoming a CEO? And what is required for each?
Everyone keeps mentioning VIP work as being effective for getting cash. Which kind of work should I be doing and can it be done solo?
What's the significance of becoming a CEO and what, generally, does one do when they become one?

Thanks senpaitachi

That's because you're a nice person.

You're 1% of the entire GTAG population, we need to be able to pay employees to keep them properly motivated.

>yfw there are seven CEOs in your session and only shitty low level players willing to be associates.

This
>not doing heists for 0% as well

>you can pay your employees out of YOUR cut anytime you want though

Is this guy meme'ing or what?

How do I do this?

You can share cash as a VIP to bodyguards so you can just run a VIP mission and give them the rest. IIRC you can also just change percentages to your bodyguards get a larger cut per VIP work.

Cool down of VIP missions = this kills the organization

Alright, sorry for being retarded, but could you spoonfeed me just a little bit more?

Whenever I've sold cargo or done VIP work (merryweather asset recovery, etc etc) it does not allow me to share cash. Says the % I can share is 0.

Do they need to be in range of me or something? What am I doing wrong? I would honest to God go 50/50 with people on crates, I just need to know how.

DESU comfyanon is cool and shouldn't be kicked or bullied. All he does is mind his own buisness and let others do their own thing, he doesn't deserve this.

you really impressed me with your zoological knowledge, even though your taste in furries is the same as your taste in cars

It's only VIP dosh that you'll be able to share. Not quite sure how it's done because I haven't touched VIP work since that update but it should be in your SecuroServ settings after you do VIP work. Do you have bodyguards with you right now?

Cool down of VIP missions = chance for other VIP/CEO to active their missions.

Nah I'm at work
>Only VIP dosh

Its kind of useless if I can't share crates.

Can you run me through the method of sharing VIP cash then? I may as well at least TRY and pay people, even if R* are going to be gay about it.

>cowards

Both our points are valid which is a major problem.

cooldown of warehouse crates = this kills the organization
the two go well together you know

>Watchdogs

Gee, I wonder who's behind this post

I would also appreciate some info on this, I can't get my regulars or backups to do org stuff anymore. They're all busy on pacific standard runs.

We posting hap japs?

- becoming a vip costs no money but requires you to have 1 million in your account, once you start a vip contract it lasts 4 hours (game remembers time left when you log off) and there's a cooldown of 12 when it's over
- you can become a ceo freely with no restrictions but you need to own an office (which costs 1 million minimum)

both have the same set of perks but as a ceo you can also purchase and sell cargo

the vip work people usually talk about are sightseer (picking up three packages in 15 minutes) and headhunter (killing four targets with bodyguards, also 15 minutes), they both net you ~$25k per run and are easily soloable (especially in a buzzard)

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>All he does is mind his own buisness and let others do their own thing
and feed shitposters attention, and force this shtick of talking like a 6 year old 24/7

So Headhunter is just killing NPCs with bodyguards, not other VIPs/CEOs?

yup

>dedicated screenshot button wasn't working all day long
yes in headhunter you have to fly around spooking people with lockon missiles and aiming for npcs
if someone decides to contribute to saving the npcs just wipe them out

Don't be surprised if the session finds some kind of magical unity to prevent you from completing the assassinations.

I honestly wonder if they'd band together so strongly if it allowed them to kill each other instead of forcing them to play nice.

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>start a vip mission
>10 minutes later there is a raging war going on with almost every person in the session having at least 4 stars

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post those comfy sleepers, anons

>4 stars
Speaking of which, does the no-cops glitch still work?

Really hate those fucking assholes and their terminator aim.

Fuck off furfag

hey what is this, that's clearly two fockses not two dogges

they're my own version of doggos
they're cuter too

why do they look like dingos then?

Kys

well they aint
white one is a marble red and black one is a platinum red
their dad was a fire and ice red so the litter was super diverse