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You're not as good as you think you are

>Typical Reaper edition

attention

please delete all your lewd D. Va pictures and cease thinking of her sexually

D. Va is -ONLY- 1 of the 3:

1) Your little gamer sister who you are very proud of and close to (in a completely non-sexual way)

2) Your gamer daughter who you are very proud of (in a non-sexual way)

3) Your gamer best friend who constantly beats you in every game and only keeps you around because she needs validation (and secretly she likes having a friend, she has few since she has a very arrogant attitude and you're the only one who puts up with her (in a NON-SEXUAL WAY))

D. Va is for beating you in games, not for sexual

Where can I find a real life Genji to cuddle

>No hollow circle sight option for aiming

REEEEEE

No i'm even worse.

>CSGO is actually good

Hah. It is the single worst thing that has ever happened to video games.

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I only play reinhardt and i only play him aggressively, if i see another reinhardt i will instantly dash at him to prove i am better.

>Typical Reaper edition

good job with the mindless copy paste

got macro working for 76 so i have the shortest amount of time between bursts to have recoil reset every 4 shots

pretty op mid/long range desu senpai they cant detect mouse macros either so im safe

Widowmaker nerfs when it sure is fun to be killed by a tiny dot that didn't even appear inside of ping time

Shit McCree mains say.

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>loot boxes give me gearbot, two victory poses and two highlight intros
>total time played as bastion: three minutes

Fucking rng man

>MFW I realized how much fun it is fucking up Offense Hanzos with Winston

Why don't we all do this and maybe the instapick Hanzos will go away.

I want D.va to spank me.

I constantly fight the urge to charge the other Reinhardt until I give in to the temptation when my shield is about to break.

Why tumblr ship them?

Do you really need a macro for that? It's already pretty easy to do that, are you just lazy?

Xth for Genji shipping

The dot is the most accurate though. That is exactly where your shots land on pretty much all weapons.

Symmetra too good

repost because id like input on this idea
What about semi-triggerable, then? As in, can be triggered after 2 seconds, or auto-detonates after 4? Prevents martyring your pilot-mode for a guaranteed 3-4 kills, but also allows some degree of control.

How it must feel to have written that backstory only to see tumblr and other yurifags just use her as shipgarbage.

Most people don't even know her backstory.

> saly maker
You know you do your job well as Mei, when a guy in the ennemy team begins to insult you.
Mei is a subsmissive slut who has an insult fetish and love to be degraded

>shipping

Can we talk about how cute Zarya is? I want to give her hugs.

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If the damage and range scaled based on time then it could work.

I'm very familiar with her backstory.

I want to cum on Widowmaker's backstory

>this art

any more? thanks for this. I need all of the mei

she can beat muh dik

>He full commited to the 3 most irritating things to deal with from a defense

I could only hope to gather a fraction of the tears you have

I mostly want it for Widowmaker, I got used to having the circle sight when I played TF2 and I'd prefer it over the dot.

The only good ship is Bastion x Torbjorn's turret

Hopping on the Mei train

>three HUNDRED competitive wins for a golden gun
>for most people that's six hundred games played

Which hero will you be saving up for?

> being this a yuri lover faggot

They ship junkrat and roadhog, dumbass

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>get drunk
>play overwatch
>waste 10 euros on loot boxes
>wake up today
>hate self

PlayStation network really should have a "you seem to be pissed up, maybe you should buy this tomorrow" function.

God damn it Mei

sleep tight reaper

A person on tumblr criticizing shipping faggotry?

What sanity is this?

Posting them ranks then

its impossible to stop shooting for split second to reset recoil every single time after 4 bullets

>Everyone wants to avoid the widowmaker
>They dont see this as something being wrong with her

>start playing as a hero
>start to git gud
>start to have fun
>you now want one of their legendary skins
>tfw

what's her name?

for me, it's mccree.

She's actually asking if you find her fat, on that picture.

The best train, if you ask me.
Love that girl's hands...

I like that idea also, but then is that too many factors for blizzard to have their braindead playerbase conceive? I feel like that's a three-tier system of ult, and ults currently are all "A REALLY SIMPLE THING THAT MAKES U GOOD AT GAME FOR A WHILE."

>Fighting it

this is the best mei artist ive seen in awhile... got a name?

Anime convention

Six games on tor, some commitment there.

Yeah but what I'm saying is light bursts aren't hard to do and allow you to kill things at any distance anyways

Is this macro really that game breaking

>Tfw just bought yellow vigilante
>Mfw people think they can 1on1 me just because fan is nerfed

>tfw I have more unlocks for toblerone than any other two characters put together, including one of his pirate skins which i'm sure others here would kill for, despite the fact that he is literally dead last character i want to use

RNG is the true suffering

>guy on my team picks Torbjorn on Hollywood attack
>never, ever changes off despite never getting a turret up for more than a few seconds
>we lose because we don't have enough DPS (and the people who picked attackers were shit) at the last point
>ask why Torb picked a fucking useless hero the entire game and never switched
>"im drunk lmao this is the only way i can contribute"

You're not contributing to jack shit, you fucker. I was playing Roadhog and got silvers/golds in elims/damage, all we needed was one of our retard Reapers or Torb to go Rein and just block the hail of Bastion/S76 fire and we could have won. I hate people.

Contributing

Remember to thank your tank, /owg/

>doing well in my placement matches
>teammate leaves next match, still counts as a loss
>next match is the most imbalanced game of Overwatch I've ever seen
>I get gold with 2 elims

COOL

sleep teep reep

Reaper. I'm just sick of his edgy shit and I think going Mariachi will tone down the edge a little.

>implying tumblr
it's the fanbase in general. exaggerate the most obvious surface level traits to the point of memefication

I imagine I wouldn't be fit for Ranked since I only play Support and if someone already plays I'd be fucked.

meant to quote

Or don't go near internet if you know you have poor self control while under influence.

Seems like roadhog players are always the biggest whiners

>when someone uses their nigh unavoidable multi kill ult just to get you when you're at low health already

I stink and I need a team

No, not really. But you can probably find him/her with reverse research I suppose.

I want to lick her smelly armpits and make her cry

Daily reminder that it is the current time.

I don't mind, means one less ult on my whole team for about a minute

Roadhog
>Mfw 960 gold

What does the gold stonehardt weapon look like?

>genji players

I only pick Roadhog if my team insists on not picking either tank or support in the first four slots. I'd rather play Lucio but I don't like attempting to heal a team of flankers and retards.

ITS 7PM

nth for d.va is literally an ugly twitch-whore gamur gurl slut degenerate

Soldier. I wish he had legendary skin with his mask on.

Oni 76 skin when.

:^)

>see other team has the same class you are
>focus fire on them even if they aren't good
Is this the best feeling in the world?

>tryhard tracers

fucking nothing beats this autism

Mi o sutete mo, myōri wa sutezu

>45% winrate
>R2xxx

why?

>start playing d.va
>don't git gud
>have fun anyway
>both my favorite skins are the 250 tier ones and i've already gotten one and a d.va player icon and my preferred win pose

feels good man

Shit. Like all the others.

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>it's "five Winston's and Lucio on koth" episode

Sometimes i wish they would limit hero stacking to like two or something, shit like this is just chore to play against.

>Don't do stupid things.

If only life was this easy.

Death comes. Stack reaper and Zarya.

>All these people with shit luck
Meanwhile, everything is alright in my world.

Look at it this way. Statistically there must be someone who has received nothing but Zarya Punk skins: you are not that someone.

>Not 3:35 AM
>Falling for the time zone meme

I will always try to protect my doctor.

>mfw i play as mccree on king's row defense after i post this
>mfw i get a QUINTUPLE kill with deadeye
>mfw POTG
>mfw multiple response of "holy shit!" and "that was the best one i've ever seen"

it might be a fuckin' sign, family.